Daily Trixie

• 11:57 We’re entering a three-day television blackout & the full moon! It would bode well for fucking, but if my period starts I might have cramps. #
• 13:35 Trying not to growl about blue screen in the middle of massage mix burn. Grrrrrrr — oops. GRRRRRR — stop that! #
• 20:04 Phone post from me bitching about Oprah’s "makeunders" for Housewives of OC: tinyurl.com/8r5yy6 #
• 21:21 Listening to This American Life in bed by candlelight w/curtains open to take in the nearly-full moon. #
• 23:53 Did some bizarre "dancing" & stretching by moonlight; tummy’s still super-full. Going to do some reading, daydreaming & sleeping. #

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• 10:15 Thanks to dark chocolate, a bowl of noodles, hot bedroom & aromatherapy stress blend I slept like a solid 125 lb mound of fat with lungs. #
• 10:16 While that temporarily cured my PMS, it unfortunately put me on the verge of a headache. Will be watching my brains closely. #
• 12:38 Sigh. Even when we only lose power for 1.5 seconds, it really fucks our shit up. The surging off & on quickly is worse than anything. #
• 13:10 Damn, that wind sounds menacing. Especially when part of the sky is bright blue and the sun is shining. It’s nutso-calypso. #
• 13:24 Taking a break from photo editing to cash a check, grab some sushi, and stuff that raw tuna into my hungry maw. #
• 14:57 Power out at the store; heard it was a downed tree, blown transformer AND car crash into pole. Fortunately we still have electricity here. #
• 16:17 WTF!?! Everywhere we’ve got our tweets posted (our blogs, etc.) Twitter API is asking for our un/password to display/when page loads. #
• 16:18 Same is happening for other people; check it. Sucks, because it makes our blogs & members areas look like they need an extra un/pw to load. #
• 18:40 Uploading members-only vlog & gallery & looking at pics of my family at Christmas (which we spent at home alone, so all are surprises). #
• 20:29 A few pretty (but NOT porn) pics in my blog from today: tinyurl.com/9rlduc #
• 21:14 On the phone w/my mom who’s hysterically bored, trapped w/no sex because of the floods. #
• 00:14 Just posted a handful of fresh galleries on trixie.com – my fave is the busty girl in the snowsuit using a nice fat toy. #
• 00:19 I want to blog about how flooding in my hometown relates to girl who drowned newborn baby in toilet, but I’ll save it for later (or never). #

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• 08:19 I’m awake too early because I was having bad dreams about our dog & wanted to get up with her to see if she’s peeing & pooping properly. #
• 09:24 Have you ever gargled pee to cure a sore throat? tinyurl.com/7mznnj #
• 11:50 Do I want to first come in for a consultation about my hair color? No. No I do not. I want to MINIMIZE my time in lady hair salon land. #
• 13:20 Slowly getting ready to shoot a couple sets of pictures. Really want to go back on the pill; shooting + PMS = unpleasantness. #
• 13:47 This will be my last hairy armpit / totally untamed bush shoot for awhile; I’ll be shaving the pits & trimming the underbrush for a bit. #
• 15:42 The pics we just shot won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but I love them. I look very . . . robust in a deliciously creamy way. #
• 18:31 I really need to respond to some of the nice emails in my box. Sadly, my energy level is at zero & I need to edit & post pics tonight. #
• 19:32 I want to be sedated right now by a vat of mashed potatoes and gravy sprinkled with a generous helping of crushed xanax. PMS fucking SUCKS. #
• 21:33 Hard & soft nipples: a photo preview of what was shot today/is to come tomorrow: tinyurl.com/a476h4 #

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• 10:19 Massage is on sale again so I scheduled one for SOON. Hope that will help my neck muscles/diffuse my headaching. Also toenail polish change. #
• 11:16 Mmmm . . . . Prince of Wales tea and neck/back/shoulders stretching in bed. My life is lovely. #
• 15:17 Now that I’m thoroughly greasy from my massage I really need to take a shower. #
• 18:32 We were going to try to shoot tonight but I’m about to pass out and my face/eyes are all puffy after massage. #
• 21:34 I’m so old-fashioned; making a vhs tape for my mom & nephew of music & dancing stuck on our dvr for months. #
• 22:59 Tomorrow is going to be a day of work. Tonight is going to be a night of fake chicken nuggets, Gossip Girl & true crime television. #

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• 11:50 Mmm! Instead of my Monday morning bill-paying routine (which I did on Saturday) I had delicious lazy bed time. Now getting ready for a walk. #
• 21:12 Just got back from an extra long meeting; have a headache & am super hungry, but it was worth it. #
• 23:33 Watching intervention & struggling with my headache. I think it’s a muscles-in-neck thing tonight from doing many head slides last night. #

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• 10:12 The morning is always better when we’ve had fucking the night before. This is a byoooooootiful morning! #
• 13:11 So far today I’ve 1) drafted a long, self-indulgent blog entry and 2) listened to/watched the wind blowing through the trees. #
• 15:04 Ugh. Snow predicted for today. Right now it’s just super windy here, though. And lunchtime. #
• 15:18 It’s too cold for me to stand in the kitchen long enough to try to decide what to have/make for lunch. As a result, I’m starving. #
• 18:51 Glargh — it’s snowing again. I’ve been sterilizing sex toys, doing some exercise, and cleaning up WebWhore Headquarters. #
• 22:07 Really, I’m not fat! It’s just a VERY fluffy robe! I’m just warm/comfortable. Underneath this pink fleece I’m quite svelte. Truly, I am! #

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• 11:59 Our sleep schedule is totally fucked up. Barely awake, about to eat breakfast. Brewing my Toastaroma right now. #
• 12:00 Ooops — ROASTaroma, not TOASTaroma. #
• 14:37 Yay! I placed carefully chosen/budgeted/timed orders for props & stuff for upcoming shoots (inauguration day, Valentine’s, etc.). #
• 17:46 The power went out downtown while we were eating out at our amigos’. It was an adventure. #
• 18:34 Just as my anus was split by a giant poop & I screamed, "Ay enorme!" the Mormon boys knocked on our front door. #
• 18:38 Have I ever talked to a missionary? Umm, have you ever sat down to chat at a table w/a giant black rubber dong w/balls as a centerpiece? #
• 21:03 Toys in Babeland: why do you send emails advertising awesome sales & the very same hour those things are OUT OF STOCK? #
• 21:07 Making room in our closets, getting lots of stuff ready to take to Goodwill. Our house is a disaster area, but will be better when done. #
• 22:05 twitpic.com/zizm – Wanker waiting on phone patiently while I capture my cap flap folded up to accommodate earpiece. #
• 22:52 Just got off the phone with wanker and now feel hungry and sleepy. Hope tonight’s the night I go to sleep at a decent hour. #

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• 12:14 Plan to go to sleep earlier foiled by catching "Alone in the Wilderness" on PBS. I can’t explain why it made me cry like a baby. So cool. #
• 12:40 www.aloneinthewilderness.com/ is what I watched (missed the first part) last night. Self-shot, solitary, happy, journaling loner. #
• 15:14 Going to the hippy grocery store is the ultimate test of my premenstrual breaking point. So busy it was like a mental war zone for me. #
• 17:09 Rearranging furniture in guest room for our shoot; should have done this two years ago. #
• 20:11 About to start shooting. About three hours later than planned. But that’s okay because now the room is easier to shoot in & change up. #
• 21:24 Our camera still confuses me. Need to take classes or get a private tutor or something. Someday. #

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• 12:04 It’s time for my breakfast then members can join us in chat in a couple of hours / at 2 pacific / 5 eastern. #
• 13:39 After two huge poops so far today I thought I’d weigh 20 pounds less than last time, but I’ve actually gained weight. Cold = overeating. #
• 15:36 Had a splendid, relaxing chat w/members – now we have to drop off the rent check & grab some food before my show at 5. #
• 16:43 There was nothing healthy open so yay, McDonald’s on New Year’s! Now that my mouth is coated with grease, getting ready for a camshow. #
• 19:37 Ugh. Writing my year-end wrap-up seems really just too personal, too mundane . . . too old-ladyish. #
• 20:14 Tip: if you want to start out 2009 with a guilt trip, try calling your grandma! Yes, I know I’m lucky she’s still alive, blah blah blah. #
• 20:53 Tentatively scheduled most of our days to do shows through July. Now going to make a tentative shooting schedule. #
• 22:34 Trying to find a good photo from 2008 to contrast with a picture of me in 2002. Good meaning "highlights the contrasts in interesting ways". #
• 00:02 My personal New Year’s post: tinyurl.com/7ate8c (with pics, but otherwise may be boring). #

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• 13:13 Finally got enough hours of sleep. Been doing some customer service-y stuff and am about to cuddle with my hot water bottle, tea & luna bar. #
• 14:33 In between peeing, blowing my nose from allergies, & charging/changing batteries in remotes, toys, etc. I waste WAY too much time. #
• 16:54 Awesome. Just found an affiliate who built a promo gallery of me with the title "Busty Milt". Just call me Mr. Berle. #
• 18:44 Resetting my computer in prep for my show starting in 17 minutes. #
• 20:08 Nice relaxing show. Thank you to the nostalgic/kinky sounds of eighties music (Naked Eyes) & thoughts of Clive Owens in a brotherly role. #
• 20:39 Uploading a couple small sets of barely-nude photos for members that are very revealing for other reasons. #
• 20:59 Q rec’d via email: "how would you like to take a 19 year olds virginity?" No thanks. Been there, done that. Except he might’ve been younger. #
• 22:15 Twitter is EXACTLY my speed for a rockin’ New Year’s Eve party. EXACTLY. This is perfect! Still have almost 2 hours to go here . . . #
• 22:50 I can think of no better way to begin the new year than by ACTIVATING NEW CREDIT CARDS!!! Bwahahaha! Just kidding. So bad. #
• 23:05 Was hoping to post my update for members BEFORE midnight, but hipcast is not cooperating. Will try again after snackydoodles, etc. #
• 01:01 Happy New Year! Psst . . . members: weird little update posted. #

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