Daily Trixie

• 11:45 Just did some stretching – my thigh & butt & calf & neck & shoulder muscles are mega-tight. Need them to melt. #
• 12:22 Need to prep everything for our departure tomorrow. Might need to buy some cheap jewelry for shoots. Lining up clothes . . . #
• 19:57 Trying to decide if it’s worth the $40 a month data plan to be able to email twitpics via our phone when on the road. Sigh. #
• 21:16 OMG, we’re spending SO much money we DON’T EVEN HAVE!! It’s HILARIOUS! (in that crazy, off the rails, scared shitless way). LOL or cry. #
• 21:46 @BootyPirate I can’t send a picture without email. I’m behind the mobile times & haven’t had time to fiddle; I could be missing something? #
• 22:23 Do you ever find something you totally can’t afford to buy online & resist closing that browser tab/window in case there’s SOME WAY? #
• 23:41 Making some hot caffeine to treat my headache. Yeah, I know it seems weird right before bed but it works. Sometimes. #

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• 09:25 Woke up to my fingers smelling like my own really hot, musky pussy. Now it’s time for breakfast which will smell like sweet cinnamony tea. #
• 10:59 Hope I get something more than laundry and exercise done today, but you know? That might be it. I’ve got a lot of dirty panties, after all. #
• 13:18 A disgusting & offensive blog entry with more of those blonde in black & white webcam pics I took of myself: is.gd/tbGl #
• 15:11 Just got done exercising. Had to put a sprung uniboob sports bra over a minimizing bra to be able to jog in place. Need better sports bras. #
• 15:24 twitpic.com/3jzyi – My doubled-up bras & belly post workout. #
• 15:25 twitpic.com/3k04p – At the stage where I’m reluctant to try to lose these beautiful belly rolls. They’re cute! #
• 15:27 twitpic.com/3k0ap – But I’ll try to lose a couple more tummy inches so I can get pants that aren’t loose around my annoyingly sma … #
• 20:28 Sbpbpbpbpbplplplplpolplooooooooooooop. So. SLEEPY. It’s never-ending, my hunger for sleep. Blog post about why coming . . . someday? #

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• 10:35 We’re chatting with members only in 90 minutes / at noon pacific: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 11:14 Reading Caramel’s interview with @DeliaCD: tinyurl.com/d6muy5 (not work safe) #
• 12:11 Almost out of Ritalin, but I have prescriptions for Vyvanse, Focalin & Concerta to try. Hmmmm . . . must research/refresh memory. #
• 12:12 RT @swopusa One-day sentence in prostitute killing upheld; mom distraught – Nova Scotia News – bit.ly/IPfJD #
• 13:25 Grrrr: not breaking TOS/only non-nude! but RT @Penthouse Twitpic Suspending some Porn Stars ow.ly/381v #
• 13:29 For the record, I totally understand why accounts would be suspended for posting nudity given the homepage of twitpic. #
• 15:10 Trying to figure out how I’ll get to a doctor appointment when the Hood Canal Bridge is closed. I feel like a little old housebound lady. #
• 15:21 @Weebeasty They’re rebuilding it so it’s going to be closed at least six weeks (much better than original estimate which was way longer). #
• 15:46 Going to fill Focalin & Vyvanse scrips and tan, then camshow tonight. The life of your stereotypical pharmed up webwhore? #
• 17:23 Sigh . . . I’m a dumbass and took too long to fill those prescriptions; they expired last month. No fancy ADD meds for me today. #
• 18:25 Accidentally watched stupid tv coverage of Boston murder. "If women would just stop doing illegal things they wouldn’t get selves killed!" #
• 18:26 For the record: I’m paraphrasing, of course. #
• 19:18 It’s time for me to get ready for a webcam show that *probably* won’t be well attended. Cus it’s Friday night & I’m a boring masturbator. #
• 19:44 twitpic.com/3hz9l – Am I really 36? Yes! And through the magic of 320×240 webcam grabs & adult acne YOU could look younger TOO! #
• 21:16 I’m in a really good mood. So good, it’s scary!! Can touching my own shaved vulva really put THIS big of a smile on my face?!? VULVA!!!! #
• 22:22 I’m pretty much ready to go to sleep now. Maybe do a little reading. Why wasn’t Dollhouse on tonight? I’m mildly bummed about that. #
• 23:31 Got up from reading to "help" @DeliaCD in the kitchen. My big contribution? Stroking her ass while she washes the dishes. Good job, hun. #

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• 13:21 I just "warmed up" for my show with three private off-cam orgasms stimulated by gay porn story magazine & hitachi magic wand. #
• 16:33 Just dove right into my new higher-estrogen birth control pill pack rather than taking a whole week off to be a psycho androgenized asshole. #
• 16:37 FYI: lately twhirl (or perhaps twitter) hasn’t been posting all of my tweets or sending all of my direct messages, so there are gaps. #
• 17:19 Just attached the laptop to the tv so we can watch the Gossip Girl episode we missed when our DVR fucked up. We’re 3 episodes behind! #
• 19:24 I’m needlessly agonizing over which pics to include in a blog entry. @DeliaCD is doing a show. Orgasms my only real accomplishments today. #
• 20:19 My blogging efforts are being stymied by inability to upload pics via blogger. Going to have more Gossip Girl and leftovers, I think. #
• 22:03 Reading about how turmeric paste is a remedy for cysts. Not sure which is worse: the cyst or having the cyst-area YELLOW for weeks. #
• 22:36 Still having bizarre blogger publishing problem. Would *really* like to be able to post this. . . #
• 22:51 Blech — figured out blogger is uploading my pics fine, just somehow getting hung up on formattin/resizing/inserting them into the post. #

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• 09:36 Settling back into bed with breakfast and the makings of today’s to-do list. Must be ambitious, yet manageable. #
• 10:18 Ahhhh, I love taking big wholesome poops that leave no brown residue on the toilet paper when you wipe. The way nature intended? Or not… #
• 10:30 If I’ve learned anything about life from Twitter, it’s that people are ACHING for permission to celebrate the cheap, healthy joy of poop. #
• 10:50 About to file for an extension, grossly underestimating what we probably owe for last year. Because I have no other choice. Charging it. #
• 11:22 I love pulling on clothes I haven’t worn in months and being struck by scents/perfume/lotion clinging to them I haven’t smelled in forever. #
• 11:30 Heads up, members: just posted my show schedule & members-only chat for tomorrow & Friday: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
• 11:56 I’d rather have Chef Ramsey come in & criticize our work than @DeliaCD & I have to criticize each other’s photography, etc. It bites. #
• 13:07 Sadly mapquesting where our young hair stylist/colorist is moving/opening her own business. Butt-fucking Egypt, is where. Sigh. #
• 13:09 Grack! Trying to edit Slutty Blonde "Schoolgirl" pics stymied by slow-ass machine. Need to reset & run a scan, I think. #
• 13:30 Listening to Ben Harper’s Burn to Shine album, wondering how he can stand to hang out w/Jennifer Aniston. Things a man does for Laura Dern. #
• 16:59 Ate lunch outside. Just sprayed the plants @DeliaCD put in pots today with stinky deer repellent. Back to editing pics. #
• 17:58 Yum – smells like sun-warmed basil and frying onions in our kitchen. Yay for spring & dinnertime! Out of noodles though; gotta run to store. #
• 21:11 For all that’s painfully stupid about Next Top Model, it’s thought-provoking. Like balancing realism & work ethic vs. body positivity. #
• 22:31 RT @boundnotgagged Urgent: Masseuse Advertising on Craig’s List Murdered in Boston. Please circulate widely: snurl.com/fz8v4 #
• 22:37 About to record members-only vlog; taking WebWhoreHQ voyeur cam down to do that & while it uploads (to speed up process). #
• 22:51 twitpic.com/3e2ts – Another blonde webcam pic, this time in color (and pigtails). #
• 23:47 Voyeurs: if you wonder why my underwear is streaked & spotted, these are my period panties with layers of menstrual skid marks. #

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• 09:12 An important #amazonfail read (complete with Amazon non-apology) by @HeatherCorinna on The Guardian: tinyurl.com/cqtadb #
• 11:45 The asshole in me must be attracting every single bad customer service experience one can possibly have in a 3 month period. #
• 13:15 My thigh & butt muscles are twitching after getting back into the warm house after a walk in the cold & wind. #
• 18:15 OMG. Just got home from salon & I have Welcome-to-the-jungle / Axl Rose blonde, ratted, straight hair. My girl has a Rock of Love fetish. #
• 18:58 I knew I should’ve shaved BEFORE I got my hair done. Trying to get ready to shoot a set of pics. #
• 21:30 @audaciaray twitpic.com/3bnvx – Rock on!! I hope the law students loved hearing about my & @FurryGirl’s bloody pussies! This & ne … #
• 21:31 twitpic.com/3ca4y – Welcome to the jungle, bitches! This is my new hair! Only wish I could fix it myself this way. #
• 22:59 Thanks for all the nice pic compliments before bed! Trust though, I had to snap about 50 lamers to land on one that sexeh. Narcissism WORKS! #

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• 06:40 I’m awake, but I’d rather not be. #
• 07:20 @audaciaray It’s not corp. censorship if someone types a title in search & all results aren’t "published"? Or sales rankings purge titles? #
• 07:40 @audaciaray You can "censor" things without it being a 1st amendment violation. There are lots of KINDS of censorship. Semantic prob? #
• 11:03 Toggled back & forth between paying bills & drafting a blog entry I’ll probably never post. Feeling morose & eye-baggy. It’s raining. #
• 11:38 Getting ready to go to suburbia for @DeliaCD’s laser appointment. #
• 15:43 Just shared a big, hot bowl of pho. Hoping the snow’s melted off roads home. #
• 18:27 Ever walk away from a sales counter afraid to look cheap by checking receipt only to get home & discover they DID overcharge you? Sigh. #
• 19:42 After discovering our can of lardy beans had a very strange flavor, we decided to get takeout. On 4 hours of sleep it’s the best I can do. #
• 22:08 I can’t tell if I feel depressed because I’m behind on so many things or if I’m behind on so many things because I feel depressed. #
• 23:00 Yes, I am crying on cam. No, it’s nothing to worry about. It’s therapeutic, feelings-processing crying. #

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• 10:11 We’re about to do some exercise. Voyeurs/members can spy on it on the Wherever Cam on SOY: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 12:29 We ( @DeliaCD and I) just had a long talk about how enacting my crazy hair-brained scheme is not prudent right now. I feel a little sad. #
• 15:02 Looking at ratty old pillow I saved for a "special" shoot; did I *really* think photos of me tarred & feather would arouse someone? #
• 15:15 To be fair, I planned to use molasses, not actual TAR. #
• 15:54 We pulled 119 books off our shelves at home to trade, donate, etc. and @DeliaCD just took a few van loads of recycling to the dump. Phew! #
• 20:24 Took an after-dinner nap and am preparing to wake my wanker up with a surprise phone call to see how he’s holding up with purity challenge. #
• 20:36 What a bad BAD boyfriend! He’s on the phone w/another girl in the middle of his night! I’m going to charge him double for next phone call. #
• 22:20 Tired in a good way. Looking forward to Dollhouse. Trying to decide if I should abstain from having more quorn tacos. #

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• 12:41 Home from shooting. Starting to get rid of a bunch of things (like books that I do NOT need to keep, aren’t special, rare, faves etc.). #
• 15:55 We’re scheming to make a change. A life/lifestyle change. Don’t ask, but we will share more info in a month or sooner. #
• 18:04 I’m hopelessly behind on reading people’s tweets; my apologies if I’ve no clue what you’re up to. Also behind on Idol so going to watch now. #

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• 16:37 Sigh. I can’t help someone w/an access problem when emails I send to him are bounced back as undeliverable. Need to go back to shooting. #
• 18:11 Heading back to the hotel. For the third or fourth time. Monkey wrenches galore, but these pic sets & vids of @DeliaCD will be worth it. #

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