Daily Trixie

• 10:07 After a night chock full of disturbing dreams (like a domme kicking a golden retriever to death) I need to pack, etc. for shooting venture. #
• 10:11 And that, my friends, is why I’d really prefer more deep, DREAMLESS sleep instead of experiencing horrifying bullshit all night long. #
• 11:11 Appointment made to be MORE BLONDER next week & call put in for a birth control pill with MORE ESTROGEN. #
• 12:03 On plans to shoot & become a REAL blonde: tinyurl.com/c96u2e #
• 13:53 Painting 40 fucking nails takes a long time. We’ve invested about three hours in it the past two days. And I’m expected to SHOWER too? Gah! #
• 15:27 I’m so cool! I don’t even have to EAT hard-boiled eggs for my farts to SMELL exactly like them! #
• 15:59 DOCTORS: don’t give me a fucking hassle when I say I want to switch birth control pills & tell you which one. Prescribe it & STFU. #
• 23:18 Yikes! Our mushroom-mobile broke down while I was on the way home to download pics & let out the dog. Fortunately I got it to start again. #
• 23:36 I need to have a quick vibe after shooting a couple of hot @DeliaCD videos. #
• 23:39 Weird – I don’t want to do it to any of the porn on my machine right now and would feel weird sneaking into her room to watch videos of her. #
• 23:48 Here’s hoping the vehicle gets me back to the hotel. If not, I’m bringing my tennis shoes just in case. #
• 23:50 Have you ever been in a hurry to be done peeing & stood up while still pissing? I just did. Impatient + stupid = wet. #

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• 09:54 Waking up to sunshine the past couple of days makes it feel like we moved to a whole new planet. One with HOPE and LIGHT. Silly but true. #
• 13:37 Just got back from a meeting & errands, going to go get some of our nails done for shooting we’ll be doing the next few days. #
• 16:14 People at the cheapo nail salon do NOT know what they’re doing, filing both directions instead of one, etc. Looks ok but feels hideous. #
• 17:46 Just got done with planning my wanker’s entire Easter holiday! No coming until after church on Sunday!! #
• 19:15 We’ve been finalizing the outfits we’re going to shoot in the next couple of days, trying things on, picking out shoes, etc. #
• 21:59 Totally procrastinating on video editing. Because I loathe it. Need to make shorter, simpler videos w/1 angle & zero creative ambition. #
• 23:32 Just did a little cardio & a lot of stretching; I feel very relaxed and ready for bed now. #

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• 11:01 I *think* I just started working on a fairly-unambitious blog redesign. So SO overdue to update outdated crap at tastytrixie.com/blog #
• 14:30 Happy with my progress on spiffing up my blog. Going to take a break for lunch. Maybe stretch & get some fresh air, too? #
• 19:59 Added a form for bloggers to intro themselves/request link exchanges with me: tastytrixie.com/blog (left sidebar under contact me). #
• 23:15 I accomplished two things today, the most important being that I didn’t stress or freak out about anything. And I pooped twice! #
• 23:55 Taco Bell fucked up our order so I got a surprise triple-dose of dairy. Lactaid may have been too late by the time I realized. Ill. #

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• 09:59 My most fervent desire for today is to not have a headache. That doesn’t *sound* very ambitious, but BOY is it ever aiming high. #
• 12:00 During breakfast in bed I cracked out the laptop & wrote a couple of good outlines. Here’s to fleshing them out. Someday. #
• 12:03 @elvisontour What was the bfast? My usual chocolatey luna bar, tea (lady grey today), and vitamins. Nothing extravagant. Like Eggs Benedict. #
• 17:59 Failed to achieve my goal of not having having a headache today. Just woke up from disturbing midday nap dreams. #
• 18:05 I love hearing from members & fans who are 70 & older. It’s not *that* old, but I often feel a bond with people born in the 1930s & earlier. #
• 18:35 I wish there were other treatments for too-much-REM-sleep/dreaming than anti-depressants. Don’t. WANT. #
• 20:17 Just doing my day three post mud wrap follow-up detox of a bath in Epsom Salts. First time. It’s so cheap & old-fashioned: I love it. #
• 20:33 Dear Washington Post: when I click your breaking news link on N Korea’s rocket, I don’t want January story about Hudson River landing. #
• 21:36 Interview w/ amazing Charlotte Roche: is.gd/qNZI our contradictory feelings re: sex, messy human bodies, etc. Like meeting a sister. #

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• 10:20 The past couple of nights I’ve felt like I needed to sleep fifteen hours. Maybe from taking my pill before bed? Not sure. #
• 12:34 Just tested my overseas "boyfriend" with an unexpected phone call. He’s being very good, at home on a Friday night with only his hobby. #
• 12:49 Going to do some exercise on our WhereverCam if you’re totally bored & want to watch my boobs (& gut)bouncing: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 14:14 Finally – spring! But with the return of sunshine we must also endure our addicted-to-lawnmowing-lady-neighbor getting her fix right now. #
• 18:07 A post on my mud-wrap / bondage experience(s), fears & some taboo shit: tastytrixie.com/blog/2009/04/mud-wrap-bondage.html #
• 19:45 Just watched our first episode of Hell’s Kitchen. I have a headache. Want to pack it in and munch it out. #
• 20:03 Any opinions of gears.google.com/ or info about what it’s good for? Yes, that’s my Friday night. Brewing tea & asking about gears. #
• 20:06 If I thought gears would give me local backup of my protopages I would be all over it. But doesn’t look that way. #
• 20:23 Everyone starts out thinking I tweet & blog about poop to be funny, but eventually the realization dawns on them: "oh – she’s serious". #
• 22:02 Just watched an awesome PBS documentary on Betty Ford. Really touching/inspiring. #
• 22:31 Friend introduced me to markryden.com ‘s work. I think Princess Sputnik, The Angel of Meat & Night Visit are my favorites. #
• 22:36 Oh wow — and I love The Butcher Bunny in The Meat Show. #
• 23:01 twitpic.com/2susb – You know your GF loves you when she brings this home from the store. Thanks @DeliaCD! #

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• 10:22 Holy shit! Slept ten hours. The scary part is that I feel like I still need a couple more. #
• 12:32 Just finished reading _Oracle Nights_. Loved it. Feeling guilty about being mortally tired and wanting to do nothing but sleep &read. #
• 12:43 I just tried getting up & being productive but every single thing I tried to do was cock-blocked in the most annoying, tiring, stupid ways. #
• 13:08 Taking my curmudgeonly ass out to do errands where I will scowl at all & wince when children get too close to me. #
• 17:21 Working on review invitations/questions. Wonder how many I’ll be able to do and where reviewing will fit in the grand scheme of things. #
• 18:59 Spent a bunch of time trying to find royalty-free graphics to buy for the ratings part of the reviews. Will need customs though. SB fun. #
• 21:37 The advantage of working at night is being able to call your payment processor when NOBODY ELSE is hogging the lines. #
• 22:00 Totally BORING to pervs, but I just posted a blog entry for our affiliates &other porn webmaster types: is.gd/qrOX #
• 23:29 Some tiny sad not-pregnant feelings: fertiletrixie.com/blog/2009/04/question-from-two-year-old.html #

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• 06:46 Two early morning understatements: I’m constipated and sleep deprived. As usual when I’m at my sister’s house. #
• 20:45 Just got home; looking forward to filling up a hot water bottle for my feet, cuddling up to @DeliaCD and watching American Idol. #
• 21:13 Took a great glad-to-be-home poop. In form it only scored 2/10 but in feeling it was near-perfect. #

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• 10:09 I’ll be in our members-only chatroom for 90 minutes start in . . . 90 minutes/at 11:30 (Pacific): tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 11:17 Been rubbing & pushing at a pain in my brow trying to recall the seed of a story planted in my brain last night during talk with wanker. #
• 13:29 I’m hungry & have hurt feelings over something my sister said. I know the rules for coping w/such things, but am struggling to apply them. #
• 13:44 Not having a private place to cry makes me want to cry more. Every place in the house has a cam, microphone or @DeliaCD can hear. OR COLD. #
• 14:12 I *must* set more realistic goals for myself than trying not to be an asshole. Makes me even more of one dealing with my failure every day. #
• 14:45 Posted an update for members & am out the door. Take care of @DeliaCD while I’m gone! Be back home tomorrow night. #
• 19:36 No fucking way! @dooce reading she just said she reads GoFuckYourself (porn webmaster board). #
• 19:40 twitpic.com/2o033 – my sis & I at @dooce reading at third place books. #
• 22:10 My fantasy that @dooce frequents porn boards was destroyed – thanks @blurb for correcting me. GoFUGyourself, it is. My bad. #

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