• 10:05:48: Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now.
  • 12:38:00: Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah!
  • 16:07:43: My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now.
  • 19:29:21: Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour – super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus?
  • 21:38:41: I’ve got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging scary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison.
  • 21:51:32: @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
  • 21:53:15: @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! 😉
  • 23:20:56: I can’t believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately?

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