My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 06:44 Woke up to pee, sucked down some pepto in response to top ramen/brownie overload & haven’t been able to go back to sleep. #
  • 07:26 RT @mkhall: RT @MaudNewton ‘Why make him into some Darth Vader / For sodomizing one eighth grader?’ Trillin on Polanski: bit.ly/FrzfY #
  • 07:28 Been sitting here for the past hour researching options for payment processing I’ve previously not considered much or needed updates on. #
  • 12:22 Finally went back to sleep after @DeliaTS and I did some early morning fucking. Now I’m awake and possibly semi-refreshed. #
  • 12:36 It’s getting VERY windy here, so we could lose internet and/or power, and therefore cams. If we go down, you’ll know that’s why! #
  • 13:48 Now uploading a pee video I just edited for members. Still have to put finishing touches on taxes, figure out how much $ I can send now, etc #
  • 15:52 I smell like cum. Just like raunchy, wet fucking sex. Had to cover it up a little because we’re going out to run some errands. #
  • 17:59 Back from errands & dinner. Now I need to work on the rest of my members-only update for a couple of hours or so. #
  • 18:05 @jo300033 I do hold back in my tweets sometimes when I feel like bitching even more than I alread y do or feel hopeless when I’m overwhelmed. #
  • 19:17 About to take a quick bath while photo gallery uploads. Wearing a sign on my face that says "I’d rather be blogging". #
  • 19:49 Decided to use lemon-scented bath oil on a soft baby washcloth to wash my anus and ass crack. Because I’m so slick & gentle like that. #
  • 22:40 Members-only update posted . . . . finally! I need a bedtime snack now. #

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From Twitter 10-14-2009

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  • 01:06:05: Since almost all our checks come to me, @DeliaTS made barely any money on paper so I claimed her as a dependent. Fucking wacky, eh?!?
  • 01:08:27: Seriously, I had to erase shit a bunch of times after discovering I qualify as “head of household”. So bizarre since *I* depend on HER.
  • 01:42:59: Speaking of wacky, I am hyped up and singing barber shop quarter type of songs: Ida, K-K-K-Katy, By the Light of the Silvery Moon, etc.
  • 01:43:38: Make that barber shop QUARTET, not quarter. I also use my mouth to make the tap-dancing sounds in Silvery Moon, FYI.
  • 01:44:27: Yeah, YOU TOO could be listening to/watching this crazy shit on our spycams. No fucking, just brownies & barber shop quartet sung solo.
  • 06:44:07: Woke up to pee, sucked down some pepto in response to top ramen/brownie overload & haven’t been able to go back to sleep.
  • 07:26:54: RT @mkhall: RT @MaudNewton ‘Why make him into some Darth Vader / For sodomizing one eighth grader?’ Trillin on Polanski: http://bit.ly/FrzfY
  • 07:28:15: Been sitting here for the past hour researching options for payment processing I’ve previously not considered much or needed updates on.
  • 12:22:52: Finally went back to sleep after @DeliaTS and I did some early morning fucking. Now I’m awake and possibly semi-refreshed.
  • 12:36:38: It’s getting VERY windy here, so we could lose internet and/or power, and therefore cams. If we go down, you’ll know that’s why!
  • 13:48:34: Now uploading a pee video I just edited for members. Still have to put finishing touches on taxes, figure out how much $ I can send now, etc
  • 15:52:32: I smell like cum. Just like raunchy, wet fucking sex. Had to cover it up a little because we’re going out to run some errands.
  • 17:59:05: Back from errands & dinner. Now I need to work on the rest of my members-only update for a couple of hours or so.
  • 18:05:32: @jo300033 I do hold back in my tweets sometimes when I feel like bitching even more than I already do or feel hopeless when I’m overwhelmed.
  • 19:17:58: About to take a quick bath while photo gallery uploads. Wearing a sign on my face that says “I’d rather be blogging”.
  • 19:49:49: Decided to use lemon-scented bath oil on a soft baby washcloth to wash my anus and ass crack. Because I’m so slick & gentle like that.
  • 22:40:32: Members-only update posted . . . . finally! I need a bedtime snack now.

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 14:52 twitpic.com/lf593 – Now that my hair is soft & wavy, I’m back at the taxes. #
  • 14:54 Huh. Why are all of my twitpics saying they have only been viewed once each? Bizarre. #
  • 19:14 Had a lovely dinner laughing over Gossip Girl then took a beautiful walk in the woods as it fell dark. #
  • 19:16 My poor wanker has constructed a very detail-oriented dodecahedron-reliant financial fuckery game, but alas: I’m too busy with taxes to play #
  • 23:16 I think I really deserve a brownie or something after I finish these taxes. Okay, YES, I did waste some time playing a game, but still . #
  • 01:06 Since almost all our checks come to me, @DeliaTS made barely any money on paper so I claimed her as a dependent. Fucking wacky, eh?!? #
  • 01:08 Seriously, I had to erase shit a bunch of times after discovering I qualify as "head of household". So bizarre since *I* depend on HER. #
  • 01:42 Speaking of wacky, I am hyped up and singing barber shop quarter type of songs: Ida, K-K-K-Katy, By the Light of the Silvery Moon, etc. #
  • 01:43 Make that barber shop QUARTET, not quarter. I also use my mouth to make the tap-dancing sounds in Silvery Moon, FYI. #
  • 01:44 Yeah, YOU TOO could be listening to/watching this crazy shit on our spycams. No fucking, just brownies & barber shop quartet sung solo. #

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From Twitter 10-13-2009

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  • 14:52:57: http://twitpic.com/lf593 – Now that my hair is soft & wavy, I’m back at the taxes.
  • 14:54:30: Huh. Why are all of my twitpics saying they have only been viewed once each? Bizarre.
  • 19:14:39: Had a lovely dinner laughing over Gossip Girl then took a beautiful walk in the woods as it fell dark.
  • 19:16:34: My poor wanker has constructed a very detail-oriented dodecahedron-reliant financial fuckery game, but alas: I’m too busy with taxes to play
  • 23:16:00: I think I really deserve a brownie or something after I finish these taxes. Okay, YES, I did waste some time playing a game, but still.

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  • 10:49 It’s starting to get cold (finally). I’m kind of nervous about having more dark hours since I had such a hard time last winter. #
  • 12:14 I really enjoy reading lovingly-written reviews of my girlfriend’s website: reviewshemales.com/images/delia/index.html #
  • 14:05 I’m totally supposed to be doing our taxes right now but have been hyperfocusing on continuing project began yesterday instead. #
  • 14:15 Oh dear lord. Just remembered my printer decided to stop working. This REALLY puts a crimp in tax day. Goddamn it to hell. #
  • 16:21 The good news is we a te and our printer magically began working again. #
  • 16:45 I know it’s ridiculous, but I feel like I just can’t go on without finding my tablets of lined yellow paper. #
  • 19:28 Logged in roving cam so you can see me sorting tax stuff at the kitchen table, bundled up because I’m too cheap to turn on heat. #
  • 22:41 Jesus FUCK, someone shoot me now. The fucking landlords are coming. At least they said they’re not moving here anytime soon. #
  • 22:44 They live in Alaska so you know they had this trip planned well BEFORE today, but this is the notice they give? We have shows scheduled! #
  • 22:55 Didn’t get taxes finished today, but I will tomorrow. Trying to look on bright side of landlord visit. Ummmmm . . . yeah. Hate deporning. #

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From Twitter 10-12-2009

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  • 00:07:52: @UndressJess God, you make me blush. I think I look like a middle-aged slob, with my old-lady slippers & shit. Hopefully that’s charming!
  • 00:08:51: I would love to stay up all night working on current project, but tomorrow I need to be fresh; devoting Columbus day to preparing taxes.
  • 00:11:10: @UndressJess Yes, but you look ADORABLE and so camgirly every time I sneak a peek at you. Cozy-at-home, yet fetchingly cute.
  • 00:55:16: Being a night owl on the west coast means my PM tweets get buried. Good thing I post all my INTERESTING poop tweets in the morning, eh?
  • 10:49:24: It’s starting to get cold (finally). I’m kind of nervous about having more dark hours since I had such a hard time last winter.
  • 12:14:27: I really enjoy reading lovingly-written reviews of my girlfriend’s website: http://reviewshemales.com/images/delia/index.html
  • 14:05:17: I’m totally supposed to be doing our taxes right now but have been hyperfocusing on continuing project began yesterday instead.
  • 14:15:43: Oh dear lord. Just remembered my printer decided to stop working. This REALLY puts a crimp in tax day. Goddamn it to hell.
  • 16:21:59: The good news is we ate and our printer magically began working again.
  • 16:45:48: I know it’s ridiculous, but I feel like I just can’t go on without finding my tablets of lined yellow paper.
  • 19:28:45: Logged in roving cam so you can see me sorting tax stuff at the kitchen table, bundled up because I’m too cheap to turn on heat.
  • 22:41:30: Jesus FUCK, someone shoot me now. The fucking landlords are coming. At least they said they’re not moving here anytime soon.
  • 22:44:17: They live in Alaska so you know they had this trip planned well BEFORE today, but this is the notice they give? We have shows scheduled!
  • 22:55:21: Didn’t get taxes finished today, but I will tomorrow. Trying to look on bright side of landlord visit. Ummmmm . . . yeah. Hate deporning.

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  • 12:06 Just woke up from disturbing dreams. Also my body feels uncomfortably weird to me when I move it around because it’s lost some girth. #
  • 12:20 My 3 year old nephew wants to dress us as the Powerpuff girl, Bubbles, for Halloween. ROCK ON!! #
  • 14:37 @Mia If you use Amazon’s MP3 downloader you don’t have to enter your info every time; I love it; it’s very 1-click & better than itunes. #
  • 14:38 Been working on very boring administrative domain name stuff the past half hour. Necessary, time-consuming, and lame. #
  • 19:46 So sad to disappoint people, but despite rumours, I’ve ne ver made a gazillion dollars as a camgirl. Details here: is.gd/4eLoj #
  • 22:06 Past few hours: been working on a replacement for our current outdated system of listing new updates/archiving contents/making searchable. #
  • 00:07 @UndressJess God, you make me blush. I think I look like a middle-aged slob, with my old-lady slippers & shit. Hopefully that’s charming! #
  • 00:08 I would love to stay up all night working on current project, but tomorrow I need to be fresh; devoting Columbus day to preparing taxes. #
  • 00:11 @UndressJess Ye s, but you look ADORABLE and so camgirly every time I sneak a peek at you. Cozy-at-home, yet fetchingly cute. #
  • 00:55 Being a night owl on the west coast means my PM tweets get buried. Good thing I post all my INTERESTING poop tweets in the morning, eh? #

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From Twitter 10-11-2009

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  • 01:40:35: Didn’t wind up going to sleep early; have been up enjoying watching first three episodes of a British tv thing, “Peep Show”. Laughing.
  • 12:06:59: Just woke up from disturbing dreams. Also my body feels uncomfortably weird to me when I move it around because it’s lost some girth.
  • 12:20:58: My 3 year old nephew wants to dress us as the Powerpuff girl, Bubbles, for Halloween. ROCK ON!!
  • 14:37:00: @Mia If you use Amazon’s MP3 downloader you don’t have to enter your info every time; I love it; it’s very 1-click & better than itunes.
  • 14:38:19: Been working on very boring administrative domain name stuff the past half hour. Necessary, time-consuming, and lame.
  • 19:46:05: So sad to disappoint people, but despite rumours, I’ve never made a gazillion dollars as a camgirl. Details here: http://is.gd/4eLoj
  • 22:06:49: Past few hours: been working on a replacement for our current outdated system of listing new updates/archiving contents/making searchable.

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  • 10:40 Waking up to bright sunshine this many days in a row in WA in *October* is kind of trippy. Not complaining, it’s just surreal. #
  • 12:39 In addition to making me cry, reading the Lauren Bacall autobio is making me crave a weekend movie marathon. Won’t do it, but like idea. #
  • 12:52 Going to log in a cam in the parlor & do some kind of exercise. Maybe just stretching for now . . . #
  • 13:59 Incredible, how fucking blissed out I feel after a good (or even a mediocre) stretch. I think the GABA & loss of a few pounds helps. #
  • 16:27 11 visions of my fantasy vacations: bit.ly/UdW4 X if I could take a month off. #
  • 20:34 RT @Volfie99: Dreams of @tastytrixie last night, sitting nude on my lap. Meat…everywhere! Fantastic is not a strong enough modifier…:) #
  • 20:36 Had @DeliaTS leftover pot roast drowned in gravy with delicious yellow finn potatoes and watched Worf & Jadzia get married on DS9. ROMANCE! #
  • 21:09 Sleepy — looking forward to an early retirement tonight. #
  • 21:55 Posted our latest updates on SpyOnUs.com/members – we so need to redesign / retool that site. And others. Ohgodimdrowning. #
  • 23:22 Nice! @DeliaTS & I just met i n the parlor for a groovy music-sharing dance-jam. She picked Grateful Dead doing Danial Lanois’ The Maker. #
  • 23:23 & Tom Petty’s "Wildflowers". I picked Black Crowes "Jealous" and Dwight Yoakam’s cover of "It Only Hurts Me When I Cry". Fun & lovely. #
  • 23:55 @wonderingsub Wacky — you’re right, I just looked it up. For some reason I thought it was a cover of an old song. #
  • 01:40 Didn’t wind up going to sleep early; have been up enjoying watching first three episodes of a British tv thing, "Peep Show". Laughing. #

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From Twitter 10-10-2009

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  • 10:40:50: Waking up to bright sunshine this many days in a row in WA in *October* is kind of trippy. Not complaining, it’s just surreal.
  • 12:39:56: In addition to making me cry, reading the Lauren Bacall autobio is making me crave a weekend movie marathon. Won’t do it, but like idea.
  • 12:52:34: Going to log in a cam in the parlor & do some kind of exercise. Maybe just stretching for now . . .
  • 13:59:36: Incredible, how fucking blissed out I feel after a good (or even a mediocre) stretch. I think the GABA & loss of a few pounds helps.
  • 16:27:24: 11 visions of my fantasy vacations: http://bit.ly/UdW4X if I could take a month off.
  • 20:34:44: RT @Volfie99: Dreams of @tastytrixie last night, sitting nude on my lap. Meat…everywhere! Fantastic is not a strong enough modifier…:)
  • 20:36:44: Had @DeliaTS leftover pot roast drowned in gravy with delicious yellow finn potatoes and watched Worf & Jadzia get married on DS9. ROMANCE!
  • 21:09:35: Sleepy — looking forward to an early retirement tonight.
  • 21:55:42: Posted our latest updates on SpyOnUs.com/members – we so need to redesign / retool that site. And others. Ohgodimdrowning.
  • 23:22:02: Nice! @DeliaTS & I just met in the parlor for a groovy music-sharing dance-jam. She picked Grateful Dead doing Danial Lanois’ The Maker.
  • 23:23:15: & Tom Petty’s “Wildflowers”. I picked Black Crowes “Jealous” and Dwight Yoakam’s cover of “It Only Hurts Me When I Cry”. Fun & lovely.
  • 23:55:31: @wonderingsub Wacky — you’re right, I just looked it up. For some reason I thought it was a cover of an old song.

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