My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:48 No, we are not watching the super bowl today. Most years we do, but not this one. Have fun, folks! #
  • 14:11 Tiny fixes in a number of places can suck up a lot of time. I never know if it’s worth it. #
  • 15:15 Shoulda taken more lactaid . . . shoulda gotten more sleep. Going to break from the computer for some tea, a book & maybe a nap. #
  • 16:01 Postponed tea/book/naptime to drool over sexy shoes that don’t even come in my size. #
  • 18:46 And this day shall henceforth be known as the day of a hundred tiny turdlets. #
  • 21:33 Yes, y es — I did just make my legs seize/shake on the couch with my hitachi magic wand (applied to my clit, not legs). Twas on our spycams. #
  • 22:24 I would’ve felt guilty if I masturbated while @DeliaTS was gone but neglected to do any housework so I just did the dishes & tidied Kitchen. #

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From Twitter 02-07-2010

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  • 01:47:56: About to cry over all of the really crappy, unhappy administrative shit work being thrust upon me by giants. This is not my beautiful life.
  • 11:48:52: No, we are not watching the super bowl today. Most years we do, but not this one. Have fun, folks!
  • 15:11:29: Tiny fixes in a number of places can suck up a lot of time. I never know if it’s worth it.
  • 16:15:28: Shoulda taken more lactaid . . . shoulda gotten more sleep. Going to break from the computer for some tea, a book & maybe a nap.
  • 17:01:03: Postponed tea/book/naptime to drool over sexy shoes that don’t even come in my size.
  • 19:46:00: And this day shall henceforth be known as the day of a hundred tiny turdlets.
  • 22:33:44: Yes, yes — I did just make my legs seize/shake on the couch with my hitachi magic wand (applied to my clit, not legs). Twas on our spycams.
  • 23:24:12: I would’ve felt guilty if I masturbated while @DeliaTS was gone but neglected to do any housework so I just did the dishes & tidied Kitchen.

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 09:47 twitpic.com/11ptce – On our beac walk yesterday. #
  • 15:19 I wish I could wear perfume and other scented delights without getting a headache. I so love my BPAL Horn of Plenty. #
  • 15:45 twitpic.com/11rzra – This silver velvet scarf I got for $5 = best purchase EVER. #
  • 15:47 twitpic.com/11s01p – A More Funnier way of wearing my new scarf. #
  • 18:22 Trying to decide whether or not I need to poop again before we head out for a movie. #
  • 18:23 @mandyblake Awwww! I totally wanted to see that movie so I vote no, NOT bad that you’re crying over Hotel for Dogs. You’re a doll! #
  • 21:26 Raawwwrrrrr! Extended woodchopper sighting at the movies: saw him licking butter off his fingers very thoroughly, over and over. SO HOT. #
  • 21:29 And oh yeah: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was BEAUTIFUL, funny, rich and sweet. Love you Christopher Plummer (& Heath Ledger). #
  • 21:43 LOVE your outfit/long socks! RT @amberlily: See a live preview of what I’m doing in my skimpy undies *right now*? bit.ly/IjPBf #
  • 22:21 I am livid about the crap our payment processor is fucking up, has KEPT fucking up for months. No probs for customers, but probs for us. #
  • 00:47 About to cry over all of the really crappy, unhappy administrative shit work being thrust upon me by giants. This is not my beautiful life. #

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From Twitter 02-06-2010

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  • 01:04:37: Ooooh . . . we’re having a fight. How often do THOSE happen? Not very. I wish I could enjoy it, but she’s not into having it out properly.
  • 10:47:03: http://twitpic.com/11ptce – On our beac walk yesterday.
  • 16:19:34: I wish I could wear perfume and other scented delights without getting a headache. I so love my BPAL Horn of Plenty.
  • 16:45:53: http://twitpic.com/11rzra – This silver velvet scarf I got for $5 = best purchase EVER.
  • 16:47:02: http://twitpic.com/11s01p – A More Funnier way of wearing my new scarf.
  • 19:22:17: Trying to decide whether or not I need to poop again before we head out for a movie.
  • 19:23:25: @mandyblake Awwww! I totally wanted to see that movie so I vote no, NOT bad that you’re crying over Hotel for Dogs. You’re a doll!
  • 22:26:32: Raawwwrrrrr! Extended woodchopper sighting at the movies: saw him licking butter off his fingers very thoroughly, over and over. SO HOT.
  • 22:29:53: And oh yeah: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was BEAUTIFUL, funny, rich and sweet. Love you Christopher Plummer (& Heath Ledger).
  • 22:43:22: LOVE your outfit/long socks! RT @amberlily: See a live preview of what I’m doing in my skimpy undies *right now*? http://bit.ly/IjPBf
  • 23:21:25: I am livid about the crap our payment processor is fucking up, has KEPT fucking up for months. No probs for customers, but probs for us.

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  • 10:13 It’s a sunny morning: we’re going to take our dog for a walk. I hope it wears her ass out good. #
  • 10:28 If it weren’t for the amount of snow on the mountains you’d have no idea that it’s winter. SUCH a nice day with so much blue sky! #
  • 12:07 Just got home from our walk; our poor old dog could barely keep up. We saw some cool stuff. Took some pics & video w/camera phone. #
  • 13:35 Heading out to make trip one of errand-running. Personal assistant: where ARE you? #
  • 14:43 Uh-oh. I got into a wee bit of shopping trouble downtown. But . . . but . . . SALE! And spontaneous goodwill DISCOUNTS! #
  • 17:13 Excited about the two photo+video shoots I’m about to do of @DeliaTS. Getting hungry though. Might need a snack first. #
  • 20:05 So. Fucking. EXCITED. after recording that naughty video of @DeliaTS – it became instructional for all of her naughty valentine puppy dogs. #
  • 21:51 My pussy is so wet it’s blowing bubbles after shooting a video in which I spank @DeliaTS and train her with a butt plug. #
  • 00:04 Ooooh . . . we’re having a fight. How often do THOSE happen? Not very. I wish I could enjoy it, but she’s not into having it out properly. #

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From Twitter 02-05-2010

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  • 11:13:46: It’s a sunny morning: we’re going to take our dog for a walk. I hope it wears her ass out good.
  • 11:28:26: If it weren’t for the amount of snow on the mountains you’d have no idea that it’s winter. SUCH a nice day with so much blue sky!
  • 13:07:51: Just got home from our walk; our poor old dog could barely keep up. We saw some cool stuff. Took some pics & video w/camera phone.
  • 14:35:49: Heading out to make trip one of errand-running. Personal assistant: where ARE you?
  • 15:43:36: Uh-oh. I got into a wee bit of shopping trouble downtown. But . . . but . . . SALE! And spontaneous goodwill DISCOUNTS!
  • 18:13:11: Excited about the two photo+video shoots I’m about to do of @DeliaTS. Getting hungry though. Might need a snack first.
  • 21:05:45: So. Fucking. EXCITED. after recording that naughty video of @DeliaTS – it became instructional for all of her naughty valentine puppy dogs.
  • 22:51:21: My pussy is so wet it’s blowing bubbles after shooting a video in which I spank @DeliaTS and train her with a butt plug.

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  • 09:38 RT @DeliaTS Just sent out my monthly newsletter with a few sample pics from January updates: deliats.com/Newsletter/Jan10/index.html #
  • 09:51 I think this is going to turn into a two-poop morning! Also, am dancing to Madonna on spycams wearing pink fuzzy robe & man-jammas. #
  • 10:23 Yeah, @I_am_Cliff – did you see me almost have a bad accident when I tried to dance on top of that footstool thing? Close call, but funny. #
  • 10:24 It is now time for some vitamins and cardio. Getting out my big girl bra . . . . #
  • 10:30 I might wind up doing this weari ng nothing but my socks, shoes & sports bra . . . we’ll see. Or *you’ll* see, if a member watching our cams. #
  • 11:05 Oh no, @I_am_Cliff ! I was hoping no one could see my saggy bottom! #
  • 11:23 @I_am_Cliff Ooooh, wood! Wood’s not saggy either. 😉 #
  • 13:17 I should be taking a nap, but I need to pay the bills. Maybe by the time I’m done I won’t feel so deliciously heavy and sleepy. #
  • 14:56 Wow . . . you know how I called this day a two-poop morning? Make it a THREE POOP DAY! My body moves in mysterious ways . . . #
  • 14:58 Go ing to do some reading & jot down some notes on dirty thoughts I had last night. Maybe take a nap if this sleepiness persists. #
  • 16:28 Getting a testimonial/long compliment from an 18 year old woman repeatedly referring to us as "older" "older" "OLDER" felt weird. #
  • 17:27 @suckthelongjohn Wizard’s First Rule, but put down temporarily for a fishing tale: goodreads.com/trixiefontaine shows my reads. #
  • 19:45 It’s a boring blog entry except that it’s got pics of my boob and thong: www.tastytrixie.com/goals/hnt-half-rack-pics/ #
  • 20:21 Whichever one of you linked to unhappyhipsters.com THANK YOU. Spot on hilarious shit, that is. #
  • 20:26 @jennydemilo Hey! That means *I’m* a hipster! But yeah, the title may be inaccurate but the rest of it is funny! #
  • 22:13 You’d be amazed at the huge sense of accomplishment I feel just from charging & changing the batteries in the stereo remote. HUGE. #

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From Twitter 02-04-2010

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  • 10:38:14: RT @DeliaTS Just sent out my monthly newsletter with a few sample pics from January updates: http://deliats.com/Newsletter/Jan10/index.html
  • 10:51:00: I think this is going to turn into a two-poop morning! Also, am dancing to Madonna on spycams wearing pink fuzzy robe & man-jammas.
  • 11:23:20: Yeah, @I_am_Cliff – did you see me almost have a bad accident when I tried to dance on top of that footstool thing? Close call, but funny.
  • 11:24:48: It is now time for some vitamins and cardio. Getting out my big girl bra . . . .
  • 11:30:56: I might wind up doing this wearing nothing but my socks, shoes & sports bra . . . we’ll see. Or *you’ll* see, if a member watching our cams.
  • 12:05:27: Oh no, @I_am_Cliff ! I was hoping no one could see my saggy bottom!
  • 12:23:13: @I_am_Cliff Ooooh, wood! Wood’s not saggy either. 😉
  • 14:17:03: I should be taking a nap, but I need to pay the bills. Maybe by the time I’m done I won’t feel so deliciously heavy and sleepy.
  • 15:56:40: Wow . . . you know how I called this day a two-poop morning? Make it a THREE POOP DAY! My body moves in mysterious ways . . .
  • 15:58:57: Going to do some reading & jot down some notes on dirty thoughts I had last night. Maybe take a nap if this sleepiness persists.
  • 17:28:16: Getting a testimonial/long compliment from an 18 year old woman repeatedly referring to us as “older” “older” “OLDER” felt weird.
  • 18:27:37: @suckthelongjohn Wizard’s First Rule, but put down temporarily for a fishing tale: http://goodreads.com/trixiefontaine shows my reads.
  • 20:45:39: It’s a boring blog entry except that it’s got pics of my boob and thong: http://www.tastytrixie.com/goals/hnt-half-rack-pics/
  • 21:21:51: Whichever one of you linked to http://unhappyhipsters.com THANK YOU. Spot on hilarious shit, that is.
  • 21:26:11: @jennydemilo Hey! That means *I’m* a hipster! But yeah, the title may be inaccurate but the rest of it is funny!
  • 23:13:34: You’d be amazed at the huge sense of accomplishment I feel just from charging & changing the batteries in the stereo remote. HUGE.

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  • 10:41 Ever look at one of your well-formed turds in the toilet & think, "you know, a cock about that size & shape would be LOVELY!" No? Just me? #
  • 11:22 I just fondled a stack of 20s, 5s, and 1s with my eyes closed and pretended they were hundred dollar bills instead. It felt really nice. #
  • 12:19 What’s that, you creaking groaning protesting twat of a machine? You want me to SLOWLY shut you down and restart before you’ll work? #
  • 17:30 I got a really nice present of an autographed book/dedicated to me from someone in town. I love people. #
  • 17:45 Getting pulsatingly excited watching another webwhor e’s videos (I’ve got permission to post one of them for members tonight!). #
  • 17:49 OMG — my hitachi magic wand is MIA! Fuuuuuuuuuuck . . . . #
  • 17:55 Is this a sign that I should torture myself with denial and write a whole bunch of excruciatingly maddening porno-erotica stories? #
  • 18:07 You want to see someone with a really bad temper? See me, when I haven’t had enough sex. And my plans for a quick video? AGGRAVATED!!!!! #
  • 19:47 Just shot a masturbation video then @DeliaTS and I went into the bedroom and fucked (was visible/audible on our spycams for members). #

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From Twitter 02-03-2010

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  • 11:41:23: Ever look at one of your well-formed turds in the toilet & think, “you know, a cock about that size & shape would be LOVELY!” No? Just me?
  • 12:22:02: I just fondled a stack of 20s, 5s, and 1s with my eyes closed and pretended they were hundred dollar bills instead. It felt really nice.
  • 13:19:10: What’s that, you creaking groaning protesting twat of a machine? You want me to SLOWLY shut you down and restart before you’ll work?
  • 18:30:16: I got a really nice present of an autographed book/dedicated to me from someone in town. I love people.
  • 18:45:26: Getting pulsatingly excited watching another webwhore’s videos (I’ve got permission to post one of them for members tonight!).
  • 18:49:58: OMG — my hitachi magic wand is MIA! Fuuuuuuuuuuck . . . .
  • 18:55:34: Is this a sign that I should torture myself with denial and write a whole bunch of excruciatingly maddening porno-erotica stories?
  • 19:07:29: You want to see someone with a really bad temper? See me, when I haven’t had enough sex. And my plans for a quick video? AGGRAVATED!!!!!
  • 20:47:34: Just shot a masturbation video then @DeliaTS and I went into the bedroom and fucked (was visible/audible on our spycams for members).

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