• Did you see my new shiny, puffy shoes? And me wearing them, naked? http://t.co/65oJ3ciK #
  • Free gallery with my big boobs & tan stockings! http://t.co/et5Lqxxo #
  • Just shot sweet & sexy pics & video of @DeliaTS shaving, stroking & fingering herself in the (outdoor!) tub. AND PEEING ON HERSELF! #
  • TOO MANY raccoons in the yard, TOO MANY ding dongs I ate, and TOO MANY tweets about the presidential debates. There's just WAY TOO MANIES. #
  • Ahhh, the precious seesaw crazy "love" that can only be inflicted by the tireless virtuosity of the bipolar professionally-dysfunctional. #
  • Sigh. @deliats won't fuck me OR make me a roast beef sandwich. Even when I told her I don't mind if she doesn't cum. #hungry #horny #asshole #
  • Fuck it. Guess my nightcap will be Screamin Demon picked sausage, flaccid diet coke & David Copperfield. #
  • @BradSabbath @DeliaTS LMAO – damn straight … in reply to BradSabbath #
  • I'm not kidding around here, THIS IS MY LIFE! http://t.co/B2gKz9T0 #

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