• There's no way I'm throwing away our ShoulderFlex Massager; it warned in the directions it could strangle me! http://t.co/aW3QkfXy 09:10:18
  • My pics today aren't nude or even of me, but one of them is of something shiny & cool! http://t.co/LQh5MZLu 15:59:40
  • 4 of 5 stars to Boxer, Beetle by Ned Beauman http://t.co/WQ1h0km2 16:02:45
  • OMG my butthole STILL hasn't recovered from our camping trip last month where I had a cold (& FED IT) & didn't poop for more than two days. 16:40:03
  • When I finally did poop, I (slowly, painfully) dropped a huge turd with the girth of a cannonball. I've remained torn since then. 16:41:22
  • And that, my friends, is way more interesting than any football game you may or may not be watching. I mean, I *drool* from the pain. 16:42:21
  • You would cry, too. http://t.co/FJmugCTG 16:47:23
  • I should have just tweeted that pic as "Dear Diary," @tastytrixie in reply to tastytrixie 16:51:02
  • For fuck's sake, Trixie . . . DO NOT sit down at the computer unless you have a good fucking reason to. 19:40:24
  • Feeling like I need a Halloween-y feeling book to read. http://t.co/9c8EyZiB 19:41:20
  • Mmmmmm . . . hot shower. MMmmmuhh? @DeliaTS still hard at work: http://t.co/GGBlFaLS So I shall . . . play Mormon temple w/my barbies? 22:08:23
  • But seriously, I think all that video is going to do is make more people join up so they can fill the void with veiled white-robed ritual. 22:09:19
  • I'm trying to NOT be aroused but @deliats is making that VERY CHALLENGING. 23:55:19