• I am proud of what I've gotten done today, and with some balance (if not any exercise). Going to bed with a clean asshole means SO MUCH! 01:05:16
  • Great socks. Not much else matters as much as socks. When you're wearing great socks appropriately, everything else is better & easier. 02:37:48
  • It's a beautiful day! Will clear skies stay for full moon later? http://t.co/9wIq3wZ9 13:00:28
  • My nudie pics of the day: http://t.co/gwIdpABg Have you ever wondered what Batman's mommy might look like to get her pearl necklace back? 13:23:41
  • Just because you Google something & don't find it, does NOT mean it's not out there, or the idea originated with you, or YOU'RE THE 1ST. 13:32:38
  • Dear women who spatter piss on toilet seats: I wish I could shake some sense into you. 14:00:22
  • Shake. As in stand over you and shake urine from my shaggy dripping bush all over your stupid inconsiderate princess faces. 14:02:44
  • Want to buy 1 of our vids w/o becoming a member? Go here: http://t.co/5BFGKl9g I just added one of my fave silly-yet-hot big titty vids! 14:37:37
  • FYI: it's way way WAY **WAY** cheaper to just join our sites, though: http://t.co/RzUvcmTd (same access via: http://t.co/A9vb05eo ) 14:40:37
  • Took a walk. It was SPLENDID! http://t.co/cE1OLSud 16:38:25
  • If there's a food shortage and I'm in charge of survival in our hood, the first people on my "To Cannibalize" list: EVERYONE W/A LEAFBLOWER. 16:42:24
  • No boys on the agenda this week, @C_BearE – but I *will* be visited by "Auntie Flo(w)", as she's sometimes known. in reply to C_BearE 16:43:21
  • Thanks! RT @LightningAllie & don't forget the adorable & crazy hot Halloween vid of @DeliaTS that's up there now too 🙂 http://t.co/5BFGKl9g in reply to LightningAllie 16:45:34
  • Accomplished: walked by off-leash German Shepherd without pissing my pants in fear. Or not really "accomplished". It was non-threatening. 17:01:17
  • Undoubtedly you are right, @kwthemale – my fear is 80% irrational and 95% poorly managed. in reply to kwthemale 21:12:55
  • LOVED LOVED LOVED! I LOL'd like crazy, & cried at every tearjerker – I'm a total sucker. Reminde… http://t.co/y5wedQxa #Frankenweenie 21:14:47