• I think I'm ovulating; 2 nights in a row staying up too late watching porn & masturbating, dreaming about fucking dogs… Yeah, egg popping. 03:05:43
  • Everything about DUI checkpoints and any kind of checkpoint is wrong/unconstitutional/FUCKED ***even before they violate you further***! 12:28:49
  • Just enjoyed four beautiful B's of summer: butterflies, blackberries and a huge bald eagle ALL in our backyard. 13:04:28
  • RT @Bingsome: Why do porn sites have a google+ share button? I don't want my friends knowing I use google+! 13:05:57
  • RT @LightningAllie: Cabana boy continues to exceed expectations. #alextalvez #nofilter #afterglow http://t.co/dvf0Mva2XZ 13:12:55
  • Trying to add all my Pac NW twitter contacts to this list: https://t.co/EcQuNiQq9l – losing steam; @ or DM me to remind me we're neighbors! 13:20:26
  • RT @goodreads: "The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism." http://t.co/5x1asIsWzq #quoteoftheday 13:24:04
  • RT @Weebeasty: Help Seattle to name a park after Octavia Butler! – badass-bharat-deafmuslimpunkstar: wagesandrevenge:… http://t.co/GIMKEG… 13:31:26
  • RT @spyonus: Woohoo! @tastytrixie fiddled with the outdoor cam via totally irrelevant software to fix settings so it's not all washed out a… 14:39:18
  • Mmmmm . . . the sweet peas and butterfly bush smell SO GOOD warmed up by the sunshine! 14:54:12
  • Friends in your 40s-ish & older (maybe younger?) – do you have any grey pubic hair yet? When did they start for you, if so? 16:42:26
  • CUNTRY! I grow lead-weighted bags under my eyes in the city. https://t.co/BE2Mv1ohgV 21:03:10
  • RT @MarkWaid: Remember, it's Racism Savings Time tonight. Don't forget to set your clock back 60 years before you go to bed. 21:12:11
  • Anyway. Let's not forget about this or neglect to notice how much less outrage: http://t.co/BUv2GRJfWE 21:20:58
  • If my brain weren't fogged I'd point out a few other ugly & infuriating things about race & gender & civil rights 4 "the black man" tonight. 21:25:36
  • I should not have read that review of a restaurant serving delicious fatty pork meat sandwiches before bed / when at my weakest. 22:53:20