• Did you see my sexually frustrated nudie #potd I posted last night? http://t.co/k4RFf5BKlx 10:27:20
  • Note to self: it's ok that you just want yellowtail nigiri & sashimi. You don't need to round them out with a big-ass roll. 14:03:52
  • I hope it's obvious my pigtails are crooked on purpose . . . http://t.co/1WitzjwKCX 15:15:35
  • RT @heathercorinna: I now have an answer to the users that ask, "What can I do to make myself get my period?" "Go put on some white pants." 16:13:49
  • RT @mollycrabapple: Pornstars are the homesteaders of Social Media.They join first,bring fans,then are margenalized when the company wants … 16:14:17
  • I have a hard time believing you've ever had a hangover if you recommend seafood & sour cream the morning of one. 18:15:31
  • Listening to Bowie's "Sound and Vision", missing @DeliaTS. But I do love the blue blue room with the blinds drawn all day where I am now. 20:40:46