• Yes, I had ice cream for dinner. But I also hit the gym in the middle of the night. Not *because* of ice cream, but because I wanted to. 03:18:10
  • Me too, @rocknrollcola ! I love having a gym all to myself, and just being active when most are asleep in general. in reply to rocknrollcola 03:20:46
  • It's stretch o'clock! http://t.co/TlhRROTOTn 03:21:43
  • Hey, look! This girl says she loves "Deppthroat": http://t.co/eF1qlw40Ec – I myself always hungered for DeLuisethroat. #21JumpStreet. 03:37:53
  • It's amazing how much better my brain works when I send it some oxygen. Not really better, maybe, but FASTER. Only effective when typing. 04:34:33
  • Phew: glad to hear it, @DeliaTS . in reply to DeliaTS 11:41:31
  • In order to do the training I want, I need to be able to run 2 challenging miles followed by a solid hour of intense gym workout. 12:23:22
  • And then walk two miles without puking on the way back. Aiming to be ready by . . . November? Too far away. October? 12:24:24
  • Why do two city miles seem SO FAR when two country miles feel like a normal stroll? There are, like, 27 neighborhoods in 2 city miles! 12:32:55
  • Listening to a non-traditional publishing rep's lady-pimp pitch. So slick: "authors don't get paid up front; it's really egalitarian!" 13:08:58
  • I'm making it sound worse than it really is. I'm actually impressed with lady-pimp & her spiel that everyone in the coffee shop can hear. 13:11:21
  • Her voice/broadcast is PERFECTION. Confident without feeling aggressive, passionate, well-articulated. Throwing salad @my face, mesmerized. 13:18:29
  • Her dowdy colleague sits silently, knowing she'll never emerge from lady-pimp's shadow. She just lends cred & waits in line for coffee. 13:23:12
  • Oooh, lady-pimp says they're "format agnostic". Never heard that lovely term. I'm going to start describing myself that way. 13:25:06
  • Actually, it may be more accurate to say I'm Format Ecumenical. Getting reeeeeaal ecumenical these days. Know what I mean, girls? 13:27:52
  • And get this: lady-pimp bears a striking resemblance to Tilda Swinton. (my phone wants her to be TULSA Swinton). 13:30:01
  • LOL @ they don't comp hard copies because it's archaic, when they just can't afford it. Love you, lady-pimp, carving out airspace for yr BS. 13:36:10
  • But lady book-pimp is saying lots & lots of true stuff. "You know, writing a novel takes TIME!" Yes, lady-pimp. Yesssssss. 13:41:14
  • She gently explains you'll have a more prolific readership if you write lady-porn … errrrr …. ROMANCE … than literary fiction. 13:44:08
  • RT @bmagnanti: That's all I can be bothered to share now. The rest will have to wait til trial. Tip of the iceberg, I assure you. http://t.… 13:54:21
  • I've never cared to ride stationary bikes in the gym. Until now: ours has the "race your ghost! Race dragons!" video game thingy. 14:20:06
  • RT @spyonus: Sorry Trixie's cabin cams are down: she's in Seattle & @DeliaTS isn't familiar with her set up to log them back in. Nothing to… 14:29:58
  • I will be back home with the lifecams today or tomorrow, though (and our Seattle apartment is a no-spycam-zone). 14:31:43
  • RT @DeliaTS: Been missing me on cam lately? Well catch me now before I cum and go again! http://t.co/NpZkpCzNFl 14:31:49
  • I just burned about 500 calories in the gym. So I'm thinking Italian for dinner . . . 17:29:21
  • I hope my tits don't fall out of this sports bra. Especially since my blouse won't button all the way up over my sports bra . . . 17:54:02
  • Fucking. Delicious. So. Naughty. http://t.co/pIPfaDbCJM 18:23:33
  • So glad it's empty in here. Hunched over, elbows on table, shoveling this deliciousness into my mouth. 18:24:40
  • This Spaghetti Carbonara IS MY boyfriend tonight, @C_BearE ! in reply to C_BearE 18:25:44
  • So glad I finished eating before energetic kid started begging his mommy for a "Word storY! Word storEE! WORD STOREEEEEE!" 18:40:24
  • I should've put a trigger alert on that OBSCENE looking pasta, eh? Sorry if I grossed you out with pork smothered in congealing fatty-cum. 19:29:30
  • I'm so glad I don't know what's going on. And that other smarter people do. I know . . . I'm a horribly lazy cop-out of a feminist. 20:53:51
  • I *do* know enough to not want to see his fucking face or bullshit retweeted in my timeline, though. Makes me want to SMASH IT UP. 21:00:19
  • OMFG. WHAT????? Women aren't fucking CHESS PIECES, or canvas works of art to be re-stolen and restored: http://t.co/gO2JCV8h4t 22:17:13
  • Insane. Credit cards/banks process payments for shit that's marketed like that but if I made fictional porn called that? Hahaha – PRISON. 22:19:33
  • Now I totally want to make a porno featuring a hot "heroic" dyke a la Dennis O'Keefe in The Fake, rescue-napping the poor unfortunate ladies 22:24:44
  • Feeling a flood of appreciation for the sign/symbol that is ARROW. Or just directional V. Is that shit universal or WHAT? 22:35:12