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  • My pop culture IQ these days is low: I can't name a single Justin Bieber song, wouldn't recognize his voice … nothing. Happy void of info. 12:28:30
  • This stuff fascinates me: how much are fonts worth to you? https://t.co/ROggzMYJsC 12:34:30
  • My favorite part of my nudie pic of the day is the space under my feet: http://t.co/3jm6OaUwVA 15:04:30
  • Our friends are selling their '84 GMC conversion/camper van they took on an epic journey: http://t.co/kQOHhILmeH 16:33:11
  • (what I really want you to do is buy it for us) 16:33:46
  • The next right things for me to do are to eat a reasonably healthy dinner and get warm. Can I be high while I do those things? Hmmmm… 19:41:44
  • Lookie! @AmberLily has on Hello Kitty meets Clockwork Orange: http://t.co/cUlaouzeBZ 22:34:20
  • I wish my pussy would stop being so wet! Maybe I should stop watching so many videos "getting ready" for the Ben Harper concert. 23:54:51

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  • In my nudie #potd for yesterday, another reason to call me old-fashioned: http://t.co/C2xfOZbYWF 09:23:47
  • It can be aggravating, how often my cunt muscles get fucking turgid and want a big fat fucking cock inside there. Jesus FUCK me. 10:39:58
  • OMG – friends I went to college with are starting to fall down & hurt their hips. I'm old, horny, in mega debt, and easily winded. #aging 10:49:59
  • Had a spiritually helpful convo w/friend. I need to stop acting guilty about being an asshole. In so doing I will be a much nicer asshole. 13:15:41
  • Absolutely, @SophiaSylvan ! Unapologetically, unabashedly, naturally browner-hued. in reply to SophiaSylvan 13:34:20
  • Also talked about how we're not poor. And even when we had much less as kids, we still weren't that fucking poor. 13:37:41
  • What is your favorite picture when you do a google image search for tastytrixie whore (with safe search OFF, of course)? 17:09:52
  • Right now. Speck of light in center is the crescent moon behind clouds. http://t.co/os1SDnr2lx 17:25:10

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  • Doing the bills with part of my head and thinking about dicks with the other parts. 09:39:33
  • LOL @Philoviridae – I'll take care to heed your warning. in reply to Philoviridae 09:48:09
  • My nudie pic for yesterday, plus my opinion of guns & porn in my favorite place WHERE YOU COULD HAVE MET ME Saturday! http://t.co/2lUPOITKrQ 13:38:33
  • @alendrel In what respect? in reply to alendrel 13:41:54
  • You're all welcome to submit comments . . . I may not respond to them, but I will read & consider & probably post them. 13:43:09
  • I also must confess that I frequently masturbate to stuff depicting the bad behaviors I so vociferously criticize. 13:45:48
  • I'm not sure if its my job to pretend to be a good person when I'm not sure I desire to try to be better than of average goodness anymore. 15:37:46
  • It seems like one of the most morally ugly things you can do is carelessly admit how semi-shitty you are & disinterested in improving. 15:45:16
  • With an obscenely moldy self-centered cherry on top of listlessly complaining, "I think I'm depressed." Fuck the sun going down so early. 15:48:15
  • I dreamt many things growing up in the 70s & 80s, but never that we'd live in a giant shared phone booth. 17:40:11
  • Had to endure listening to a woman TALKING TO A TELEMARKETER at lunch yesterday. Spelling her email address, etc. So inconsiderate. 17:41:58
  • Some freaky God Incorporated conservative Christian people I grew up with have wives who style themselves more like porn stars than I do. 21:09:22
  • Fake hair fake tits fake eyes fake smiles fake faces and PURE FUCKING CRAZY-ASS EVIL SHITTY HEARTS. 21:11:25
  • TOTALLY, @docholly @DeliaTS ! in reply to docholly 21:22:35

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  • Watched Young Adult (again) & finally finished I Am Love: so fucking brilliant & extraordinary. 23:19:38

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  • Just posted a photo http://t.co/KIlEJMfDXG 12:32:12
  • Know where this is? Come say hi if you can find me (offer expires at 6pm, don't follow me home, etc.) http://t.co/Vam0EtTUYB 15:48:13
  • (i always read that as "friendship"; I'm sweating in various shades & layers of black on that floor) 15:49:49
  • Just don't sneak up behind me or grab my boobs or yell TRIXIE! really loud or apply this offer any other time without invitation. Thanks! 15:56:32
  • Come on, Seattle … I don't feel like reading. You don't have to be sexy for me to shake your hand. Just a few free minutes of awkward. 16:07:51
  • I'm the asshole with the double-chin pacing around staring at my fuckin phone. 16:09:54
  • Hi. My name is Trixie. Was that a nod and eye-widening of recognition or just a tic of some sort? 16:13:01
  • See … I just don't know how to socialize on life's terms. And nobody wants to on mine. Because WEIRD. And ONLY WHEN I SAY SO. NOW. 16:15:36
  • This looks cool: http://t.co/NmkTxER4rX 16:18:53
  • Reject porn maven wanders the SPL with posture of gloomy dejection. Prepares to leave. Getting quite hungry. 16:23:00
  • Stay tuned for more poorly constructed failures in interactive impulsivity from http://t.co/Hn97slVlKv ! 16:34:26
  • I'm still here … rearranging the folds in my clothing to appear even more self-centered by careful design. 16:37:06
  • Oh, goody! I found an entertaining & funny book. http://t.co/KcvZATYdY1 17:00:55
  • It's a beautiful blustery sundown. http://t.co/XqpGXoFlYN 17:38:59
  • LOL @BOBCATGIRL – not NOW now, unfortunately. I did almost text-beg you when I was at the library though. The window was small & odd today. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 20:53:33
  • You can't say it wasn't fun if you weren't there to say hello, @Blanknewt2 ! in reply to Blanknewt2 20:54:21
  • Important (not really) ruminations on my hair in my nudie #potd post: http://t.co/2177wnszaN 20:55:38
  • I wish I hadn't left my glasses at home. I want to be able to see @DeliaTS while I fuck her & go right to sleep without taking out contacts. 21:08:17

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