My Life Yesterday

December 31, 2013

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  • @MaverickBull69 is there another Amarillo? 😉 in reply to MaverickBull69 00:11:53
  • Why won't this bag of green beans turn into a sack of pretzel sticks? 01:26:58
  • My god almighty how I've craved tunneling down these lengthened paths of near-invisibility. 01:40:21
  • Yes, fir needles can be pokey, but there's something wonderful about seeing your white flannel sheets littered with them. 09:22:11
  • RT @bmagnanti: New Year's Eve: SORTED http://t.co/vJvcLGOyRW 09:22:49
  • RT @GroobySteven: Thank you to @DeliaTS for her sponsoring of this years Tranny Awards. She's a 3 TIMES WINNER in 2009,2010 & 2011 – 3 che… 15:21:17
  • When I am an old woman I will wear grey every day. And be a bottle blonde. And laugh with a hideous theatricality that makes people grimace. 21:49:17

My Life Yesterday

December 30, 2013

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  • I *really* want to watch that video of the removal of the 25 year-old blackhead, but I'll never get to if I keep waking up with nausea. 09:42:11
  • We don't deserve to see this ass for free but HEY! http://t.co/PE1jwiGfGy "psuedo intellectuals trying to get in my head will be blocked" 09:49:18
  • I want an exclusive with her: http://t.co/PE1jwiGfGy "I understand showmanship & creative interpretation." 09:54:02
  • I wish girls would understand how much their titties are worth just to LOOK at. 09:55:53
  • RT @DeliaTS: Ahhh … now that's a much better way to start a cold December morning! #cozycoffeetime http://t.co/FlsCyuvhdS 11:12:09
  • Sigh. Our video editing software doesn't like my phone's vids. Video not synced to audio. @DeliaTS is stepping up to troubleshoot. 13:00:37
  • The last three years for me have either been learning to be more efficient . . . or adjusting my approach to opt for learned helplessness. 13:01:12
  • I'm exaggerating. I am (still) learning how to ask for help & LET people help me. That's a good thing. Still LOTS for me to do myself. 13:44:52
  • I guess if I want to make camera phone porn videos I need a phone that doesn't fuck with the frame rates. Common BULLSHIT problem. 14:04:24
  • Better news: got @Dextronet Swift To-Do List running from my @Dropbox so I can use it all over blazes! Great for living & working 2+ places. 14:19:54
  • How I "cope" with PMS. #GuiltyPleasures http://t.co/wbRdDP1YVB 17:41:04
  • These Amarillo cops are so fucking scary with syrup on top. The stuff of nightmares & other Jim Thompson novels. 19:19:48
  • Is there something in the star charts making dudes extra amorous today? 21:12:27

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December 29, 2013

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December 28, 2013

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December 27, 2013

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My Life Yesterday

December 25, 2013

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  • My snatch smells like honey and fire this morning. 10:18:44
  • PMS. I alternate between wanting to throw & break shit, and tearing up over Michael Buble's "All I Want for Xmas is You". #Xmas #Hormones 10:59:28
  • Thanks for the Canadian Brass, @pandora_radio – a tempering mood-balancing tonic of clarifying metal-breaths. 11:03:56
  • Sweet free video preview peek at @DeliaTS for my nudie post of yesterday: http://t.co/jEle4XrFO4 AND help her get an award? 12:27:30
  • (it gives you a better idea of what happened to this glittery Christmas decoration: http://t.co/AnaSo6J6rK ) 12:29:08
  • Short & PMS-y means eating at a table with my nipples grazing the edge causes rage & aggravating arousal. HATE it. Hard to eat comfortably. 13:17:41
  • I'd take a picture & tweet it but my phone is full & resisted my efforts to download everything to clean it up. 13:22:55
  • Awwwww, shit – when she set down my chili bowl, the waitress' knuckle grazed my teat. 13:31:58
  • OMG, delicata squash in chili – sooooooo yummy. 13:34:29
  • Definitely unintentional, @Kaibutsu – I was embarrassed at my boobs protruding into her work area. in reply to Kaibutsu 13:51:26
  • RT @AmberLily: .@tastytrixie – Mmmm… Honey Fire Snatch! (A new flavor of coffee or tea cumming to a Starbucks near you & me?) 15:23:30
  • But then Mariah's original playing on the carousel reminded me how the first is the best. http://t.co/jpoLIwwmDh 15:28:58
  • RT @nmkl_pjkl_ftmch: #MyFeminismIsTransInclusive because talking about smashing patriarchal gender roles while alienating trans women is hy… 17:23:35
  • Filling my sister's guest room w/ smells of marijuana & my rank chili farts while @DeliaTS decorates Xmas cookies w/ our nephews upstairs. 19:36:17
  • My sister commanded someone to read the nativity story to the kids. Our mom isn't delivering it in proper spirit, LOLing & calling it BS. 21:14:23

My Life Yesterday

December 24, 2013

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  • (sorry . . . took that pic earlier . . . I'm not actually a few feet from the railroad tracks tweeting of spiritual crises now/at midnight) 00:02:08
  • Been working on a small flexible concept site for the past four hours. Feeling mildly less useless. 03:33:33
  • I misplaced my lens cap. That must've a metaphor for something. 04:27:45
  • RT @DeliaTS: Just posted a few sexy Xmas pics and a cute little teaser video in my blog. http://t.co/ZSgCFytCQb 12:49:57
  • My fave selfie in my nudie #potd post for yesterday is the one where I still have my pajamas on: http://t.co/pgdmxjTuWO Which is your fave? 12:58:57
  • I wish "spouse" were a cooler sounding word. 13:35:09
  • Sometimes I walk these streets and am overwhelmed considering how many shitty things have happened to people on & under them. Still have PMS 14:47:50
  • Big drunk #Seahawks fan, stumbling towards me last night:

    "DAMN, lady!!"
    {{stumble left, stumble right}}

    "DAMN those titties!!" 15:31:55

  • That looks like fun, @JaneBurgess ! I love the silly/slutty/fun things on the "activity" tab. in reply to JaneBurgess 15:41:23
  • Two opposable thumbs up for atheism, but I roll my eyes hard at the Richard Dawkins cult of shitty personality & fervently evangelical BS. 16:48:24

My Life Yesterday

December 23, 2013

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  • I still can't fucking believe there are people who think Jimmy Fallon is funny. Cute, yes. But funny? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? What?!? No. 10:36:58
  • Listening to @kexp – the best. 10:39:24
  • Sorry I'm making such grouchy posts. Moving along: so what's the learning curve like for GIMP as a lifelong photoshop user? 11:47:43
  • NICE, @BigBoobsAlert ! in reply to BigBoobsAlert 11:48:52
  • Was that a #Seahawks touchdown I heard? Or a car backfiring? When did/does the game start? 13:00:07
  • Yes, I turned on my heel & left the restaurant upon seeing it filled with cops. I can't eat while being that pissed & horny. Uncomfortable. 13:24:54
  • Thanks, @CybrJoe20 – must've been a premature explosion! in reply to CybrJoe20 13:25:47
  • RT @john_self: When I meet people at parties, I tell them about the ship I sail to the Arctic circle every winter.

    It's an icebreaker. 14:14:36

  • Okay THAT was a touchdown I heard. http://t.co/2PkfuuwSHz 15:55:43
  • Goddammit why didn't I bring that sweetly drunk boy home with me? 18:38:09
  • Laughing so hard at Bill Murray in Lost in Translation I'm afraid I'll choke on my Starbursts. 19:56:11
  • God this movie would be do much better without ScarJo being in it. 20:03:24
  • I don't hate her in this, she just slows down the LOLs too much. 20:09:28
  • Something came into my magnetic force field in 2013 to make my moral compass VERY HARD for me to read with any clarity. #ExistentialCrisis 22:35:22
  • I just stood here watching a fight in the street below. I didn't call the cops. I took pictures of it. {{shrugs}} Everything is blurry. 22:38:11
  • I used to be that person people criticized for caring TOO much and trying TOO hard. Now I'm like THAT'S TOO HARD and I DON'T CARE. 22:58:05
  • Note: the fighting people had friends witnessing WITH PHONES & wasn't notably brutal – alternated between hugs & punches. #confusing 23:06:42
  • RT @UberFacts: While people who stay up later are likely to be more intelligent, they are also more likely to have vivid nightmares. 23:07:16
  • Let's see . . . what am I doing right . . . what am I doing right . . . Okay, my body is healthier than it was six months ago. 23:22:23
  • @reynashouse @JaneBurgess @DiamondJames We are with @nakedhosting – have been since 2002. in reply to reynashouse 23:23:41
  • I think I need to get meself to a convent. WHERE THEY ALL LOVE PUSSY. Just kidding. A *figurative* convent. Where they all love pussy. No? 23:41:25
  • There is a train blowing more for longer than I've ever heard from here. http://t.co/vgOeZFXXHM 23:57:31

My Life Yesterday

December 22, 2013

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  • Living in this city with these people is kind of horrifying sometimes. There are just a lot of seriously shitty empty crappy people. 05:12:20
  • 05:45 and I'm still awake . . . which means I *should* be able to stay up alllllll through the longest night of the year. 05:45:46
  • @frankenstein007 TOTES! And I'm almost exactly the demographic that's falling for it, even if slightly begrudgingly. Might be our NYE plan. in reply to frankenstein007 11:57:50
  • RT @trannyawards: A big shoutout to our sponsor and Tranny Award winner, @DeliaTS! Check out her official site here – http://t.co/wW2CgaaH… 12:04:09
  • RT @DeliaTS: Woke up to some wet, soggy but very pretty PNW snow. http://t.co/2v0p6sVnrg 12:06:41
  • https://t.co/oZCtALVwNY 13:02:47
  • Seattle, solstice, 13:07 http://t.co/hRctNUSP1R 13:07:45
  • Rhythm, shapes, colors, weather, dance, hands, song, stories in pics, cycles beauty everywhere, bullshit, touch, etc. #GodOfMyUnderstanding 14:34:51
  • @frankenstein007 Amy Adams is sort of my favorite porn star. I hate those roles, but DAMN I'm vulnerable. in reply to tastytrixie 14:42:49
  • There are a lot of good eggs in Seattle. I'm just not used to how many morally vacuous assholes can be packed into a few city blocks. 15:15:43
  • The sun sets at 4:20 on this shortest day of the year 2013: today. 15:16:35
  • I probably shouldn't go out into the world wearing jeggings that are about to split at the crotch but FUCK IT. 15:34:44
  • Solstice sunset in #Seattle, 4:20, "GIRLS". http://t.co/aa9YWGdCRA 16:43:54
  • @frankenstein007 no, she is just porntastic naughty & cute. From Catch Me if You Can in braces & on. in reply to frankenstein007 16:45:16
  • Quite wet after walk, about to eat somewhere I swore I'd never patronize. Hahahaha. 16:47:13
  • I was like, "seat me at your LEAST FESTIVE table please. The host understood. Kinda unavoidable though. 16:48:22
  • I'm absolutely blown away by how fucking oblivious &/or inconsiderate "people" are. YOU'RE STANDING BETWEEN ME & THE TV, MORONS! HAHAHAHA. 17:05:07
  • RT @Toni_KatVixen: Half Naked, Throbbing Pussy: Sitting here, pussy has been throbbing a lot of the last week and tod… http://t.co/wb8Mpp… 17:56:24
  • I wish our building had a couple of music practice rooms as an amenity. I want to play a piano in the middle of this longest night. 18:18:56
  • It feels so good to be able to listen to the same sad song over and over, pacing & burst into tears without anybody knowing or caring. 18:27:44
  • Not that I'd know. Okay, LIE. It looks like my period is about to start so that explains some of it. Reveling in it! And that's NOT a lie. 18:33:04
  • Did I fail to tweet / mention my nudie pic post for yesterday with pics of @Toni_KatVixen from threesome night?!? http://t.co/qx2vNRdSlr 20:16:46
  • Yeah, I know I told you I hate musicals but that also is a lie. Going to hit the bong, watch Hello Dolly and pass out. 21:21:52
  • I wish I could magically transport @DeliaTS into bed with me at our Seattle pad right now. 21:45:54
  • RT @DeliaTS: A pic from the set that I posted for http://t.co/ReQbvReyM8 members on Thurs. Working on the video now. http://t.co/zPJtQphXBe 21:47:31
  • OMG this is awesome. I can't believe I haven't watched this since I was a kid . . . or a musical when high. I'm dancing. For reals. 21:54:43
  • See, now both @DeliaTS & I are glad I couldn't transport her. Because this might be really annoying to witness. 21:55:32
  • Now I would transport @SabrinaSwings ! 21:57:15
  • I watched Hello Dolly, The Unsinkable Molly Brown, Auntie Mame etc. with my grandma & grandma when I was LITTLE. Sipping Grandpa's whiskey. 22:00:23
  • Jeeeeezus, get a load of these Walter Matthau-worshiping twinks! 22:07:31
  • Switched to watching this: http://t.co/0K378CzSDd 22:35:58
  • Not that .. THIS! http://t.co/a1V5vkmr7e 23:01:11

My Life Yesterday

December 21, 2013

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