• I have no idea what day of the week it is, but I do know that it's nighttime … and deliciously quiet & peaceful. 03:06:58
  • RT @ACLU_WA: You have to know your rights if you want to protect them. Take this quiz, get our police rights guide, and share it! http://t.… 11:04:52
  • RT @frankenstein007: Just did a puppet show using a (ceramic) life sized skull and jawbone for my nephew. Asked me to please stop, it was … 11:05:44
  • RT @AmberLily: It's me & R2! http://t.co/1Ibs9DGj4o 14:38:57
  • One of the most empowering things you can give someone or your self is permission to fail. #FreeGifts 17:03:04
  • RT @Blanknewt2: @tastytrixie I'd like to give myself permission to win once in awhile 🙂 18:34:15
  • That too, @Blanknewt2 ! Absolutely. in reply to Blanknewt2 18:34:53
  • Solution for the “Confusing” Gender Neutral Toilet Sign Issue http://t.co/qWMP7KKg2W LOL – duh! 18:58:15
  • Me, to @DeliaTS: so did you decide what kind of a sandwich we're getting? Her: the only sandwich YOU'RE gonna get is a KNUCKLE sandwich! 19:54:52
  • I don't understand how people are so mystified by Megan Huntsman … a number of motives sprang to mind upon first read of breaking news. 20:06:57
  • Seriously, the coverage of this thing w/her daughter's being blamed for "not noticing" while the dude is like a shellshocked victim? WHAT?!? 20:09:36
  • Oops! DAUGHTERS, not "daughter's". Also: the funny bathroom-sign links was from the awesome @SabrinaMorgan! She always passes on good stuff. 20:11:48
  • When I smoke I am stupider. In so many ways. 23:02:34