• Topless with wind blowing through my hair: http://t.co/BILY5ZJZ3F 02:51:19
  • Been futzing with our video download store a little bit including *starting* to go back and enable preview clips: http://t.co/Ga4M5Dzt98 03:14:35
  • (our actual videos are always way better than sample clips, free versions, or preview images formatted for or by other platforms) 03:15:51
  • My nails are so fucking strong again now that I've been off the pill for over a year. Especially the pinky nails for some odd reason. 03:32:10
  • At home alone, recharging my batteries in solitude. Wallowing in the stillness & invisibility of this non-city night. 04:13:39
  • I need people in my life as much as neurotypical people do. I just don't need as much OF people. And I do very poorly with too much. 04:40:26
  • I wake up back at home. The Japanese Maple totally leafed out in our absence & an animal deposited one thick steak fry by a pile of puke. 11:18:00
  • And just like that, while I was tweeting, the fry & fry-puke on the backyard sidewalk WAS EATEN UP by an unknown creature! #CircleOfLife 11:28:08
  • I'm HAIRY right now . . . but not on cam doing a $4 show like this younger, tighter hottie: http://t.co/ko1sGaLiwq 11:33:53
  • Distracted from doing the bills by fatigue & fascination with extremely strong dryly-sticky beautiful magic-seeming cob or spiderweb. 15:34:30
  • My wife @DeliaTS is very good;after doing the bills I called & told her we need X amount of dollars, so she's LIVE: http://t.co/pv7MliqZEO 19:11:44
  • Is what The Enquired says about Megan Huntsman true?!?

    Yes, I'm stoned. But just answer the question anyway! PLEASE! I don't have tv! 23:35:06

  • You must forgive me. I have PMS & motherfucking Safeway never has goddamn brownies. So I got pie. And ice cream & a motherfucking Enquirer!! 23:38:34