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RSS- Something rolled heavy pot of flowers onto its side outside my cabin door while I slept. Growlers now laying noisy war blankets overhead. 12:48:34
- Get ready for an unshaven, #softcore affordable #goldshow here http://t.co/IXWfqV97eg 🙂 #boobs #bedhead #mombody http://t.co/HXjFCs6phN 14:30:00
- Oh shit: yard boy just showed up. Hope he can't hear me up here. Speaking of hearing: 1st time camming on this machine; help w/sound check? 14:32:32
- There's just nothing better than the smell of pussy & coconut-y #mountain #ocean #skintrip #lotion. 15:40:34
- 1st interesting convo ever heard at Starbucks: schizo lady talking about treason, dna, & ruby ring her mom bought her at Montgomery Ward's. 19:28:19
- As with most interesting speech, everyone's ignoring her & focusing on things with fewer syllables we pretend are more real. #crazyworld 19:31:52
- Sitting in Safeway parking lot, American dreamers herding themselves in & out with glazed pig eyes. Only signs of life: 2 kids piggybacking. 19:50:41
- Terrible warbling sing-song of some old folkster a muffled emanation from nearby beer garden preserving the day's oppressive humidity. 19:54:32
- I mistakenly feel subversive because I charged people to look between my legs without showering after taking two soft shits this morning. 20:00:15
- Phew! Dude just rolled in on a bigger mid-life crisis than mine. Palpable fear of a mundane death = comic relief & quiet companionship. 20:11:09
- Guy pulls into parking space facing me; I make eye contact, half-smile. He: visibly shaken. WTF? Doesn't anyone in this town want a handjob? 20:25:12
- If he's following me I totally understand why he's afraid, @Aneximarius. Plus I wouldn't have given him a handie anyway: had Idaho plates. in reply to Aneximarius 20:30:04
- This concludes live-tweeting Safeway Parking Lot in Idyllic Town Close to Giant Stockpile of Nuclear Weapons! Back to you, #BernieSanders! 20:50:05
- #spoton #darkhumor #FelineLivesMatter = #AllLivesMatter = #bullshit #shitpriorities #selfishasfuck #perpetuatingBS https://t.co/KP834IW7rL 21:03:21
- Note: I'm using the equal sign loosely. As is our American wont. 21:05:57
- @JennTVCD haha – though I'm not in King County tonight / our primary residence is in Jefferson County. in reply to JennTVCD 21:32:42
- @Dextronet I haven't used swift to-do list in awhile; can't find a search function to find (a) specific task(s) & notes on something. Help? 22:05:48
- @Dextronet nevermind; finally found that magnifying glass icon … 😉 in reply to tastytrixie 22:07:06
My Life Yesterday
July 30, 2015
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