Twitter Updates for 2011-10-26

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  • All of the past week's unproductive semi-misery keeps paying off; now have way betterer important software than I had before. SCORE!! #
  • So I guess I'm just measuring productivity too narrowly. I'd be happier if I widened my scope and called it all good. #
  • Discovered I cover more miles on my walks than previously estimated. Thanks, phone, for pics & tracking my miles! http://t.co/jPEXYkNu #
  • I totally want to just go back outside with my phone and walk/run and accumulate more miles. Like, I feel a very strong compulsion. #
  • Me! Naked outside on this most beautiful day! http://t.co/HrLv2a8L #
  • Dear BOA: why the FUCK do you make it impossible to make a credit card payment online?? Stop taking me to bill pay. Just let me pay YOU. #
  • Eating cookie dough, crying with the crying boy. (watching The Biggest Loser, Episode 2 S01E02) http://t.co/eUmeqCGA #
  • Saw a shooting star on my way out to the cabin to take out my contacts! Must be leftovers of the . . . Orionids? I love you, night sky! #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-25

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  • My girlfriend @DeliaTS is live on cam waiting to shake her she-cock at you! http://t.co/cXSXwuFC while I keep trying to post porn for fans. #
  • Fucking hell. I can't get dreamweaver reinstalled and WORKING on my machine, can't get anything done JUST WANT THINGS TO WORK RIGHT!!!! #
  • Sorry that this ten day plus bullshit is making everything suck on my website because I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. So sad. And sorry. #
  • Not sure if it's good or bad that I'm at a point in life where it's not people who break my heart, but machines/computers. Broke to hell. #
  • Please people, do us all a favor & don't ever send me a letter like this. http://t.co/wq917kVn #
  • Especially don't send another THE VERY NEXT DAY with more crazy stalker song lyrics. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! http://t.co/Mgj56mJS #
  • It's my heart that's broken, @Philoviridae – the machine is fine/fixed I just chose to reinstall most software, preferences, etc. myself. in reply to Philoviridae #
  • LOL – totally, @greenguy89! I'm sure he is doing the best he can, though. I feel sorry for him AND me. We both need help. in reply to greenguy89 #
  • California gold coast ep. I know I love this show way too much. (watching Toddlers & Tiaras) http://t.co/4YDpdu7c #
  • Had to turn this off. Idiots making it have clearly never met a REAL asshole. (watching Winnebago Man) http://t.co/4Y5duyuv #
  • Oh dear Blair, you're sublimely beautiful. I cry when you cry, darling! (Gossip Girl S03E18) http://t.co/M9EcLGAx #
  • Does it get better after pilot? Wasn't enough to make me want more. (Running Wilde S01E01) http://t.co/HAf9exAi #
  • Didn't really watch all that tv today; just finally put miso on my phone so i'll keep up better now with our viewing. #
  • American movie classic indeed! (watching The Walking Dead, Days Gone Bye S01E01) http://t.co/DRZ0UbJw #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-24

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  • Having an anxiety attack & about to cry over how long it takes to do anything with programs, passwords, preferences gone from machine. #
  • Feeling much much better after getting exercise, having some lunch & being introduced to Skip Spence's music. #
  • Wow. I haven't been this kind of irresistibly tired in six months or more. Just going to try to stay awake until 9 or 10 doing ANYTHING. #
  • I need to start watching my show archives right before I *do* shows to remind myself that even at their "boring" worst, they're awesome. #
  • Actually, the stupidest part of my shows is where I'm about to come and coming. Most horrifying monstrous spaz attack you've ever seen. #
  • Listening to Camper Van Beethoven's "O Death" while watching a sped-up video of me chatting & fondling my big breasts: remarkably fitting. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-23

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  • I keep missing bedtime in favor of socializing. This has to stop! My routine must not be so disrupted. Show at 4 pacific/7 eastern. #
  • I wish I could figure out why my dildo box smells like a wet dog. #
  • Would it be very strange for me to devise a uniform specifically to wear when pooping (and ONLY within ten minutes of pooping)? #
  • Blaming my lack of productivity on not having access to my various productivity programs, to-do lists, etc. Need to reinstall. #
  • The amount of blessed and lucky I am is so mind-boggling at times it makes my entire face shiver. #
  • Anyone want to share with me their experiences with amitriptyline and/or seroquel? #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-23

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  • I keep missing bedtime in favor of socializing. This has to stop! My routine must not be so disrupted. Show at 4 pacific/7 eastern. #
  • I wish I could figure out why my dildo box smells like a wet dog. #
  • Would it be very strange for me to devise a uniform specifically to wear when pooping (and ONLY within ten minutes of pooping)? #
  • Blaming my lack of productivity on not having access to my various productivity programs, to-do lists, etc. Need to reinstall. #
  • The amount of blessed and lucky I am is so mind-boggling at times it makes my entire face shiver. #
  • Anyone want to share with me their experiences with amitriptyline and/or seroquel? #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-22

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  • The big scary dog that bit me yesterday. http://t.co/GqVbV7kx #
  • Trust, there was A LOT of farting going on yesterday & last night @BigMeas @I_am_Cliff . Like we had a whole fart dialogue going on. in reply to BigMeas #
  • Mmmmm . . . I love it when @DeliaTS gets phone calls from boys. #
  • Considering limiting my reading for a year to only kindle SAMPLES of books. I think that would be cool. Don't finish ANYTHING! It's free!!! #
  • Love. Hate. Miss. Tacoma. http://t.co/q2J2bCSy #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-22

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  • The big scary dog that bit me yesterday. http://t.co/GqVbV7kx #
  • Trust, there was A LOT of farting going on yesterday & last night @BigMeas @I_am_Cliff . Like we had a whole fart dialogue going on. in reply to BigMeas #
  • Mmmmm . . . I love it when @DeliaTS gets phone calls from boys. #
  • Considering limiting my reading for a year to only kindle SAMPLES of books. I think that would be cool. Don't finish ANYTHING! It's free!!! #
  • Love. Hate. Miss. Tacoma. http://t.co/q2J2bCSy #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-21

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  • I got bit by a Rottweiler! And I survived!! Dating is fun. I have to fart so bad! #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-21

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  • I got bit by a Rottweiler! And I survived!! Dating is fun. I have to fart so bad! #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-20

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  • Had to interrupt a lot of planning while all sorts of backing-up and scanning goes on to have some masturbation. Mostly tension relief. #
  • Confessed to tech guy that I have already seen pictures of his wife naked. #
  • Oh weird. I guess I published that boring blog entry with the fucked-up formatting that I thought I saved as a draft. Huh. #
  • Sooooper tired, but getting ready to shoot pics & video of @DeliaTS. #
  • @rollertrain Sending you loving thoughts padded w/the most absorbent, gentle, tender paper towely pillow hugs I can imagine to cushion you. in reply to rollertrain #

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