Daily Trixie

• 09:35 Tweeting 2 years, 7 months, 1 week, 4 days, 21 hours, 4 minutes, 13 seconds (July 2, 2007). How about you? bit.ly/eC942 #howlong #
• 11:35 Tis now time for me to pay bills and do the whole financial tightrope act. But first, I’m going to poop! #
• 12:52 I have to call to see why our DSL has been down approx. 24 hours. Not a good task when I have PMS. #
• 13:27 Our DSL modem is dead so until the new one comes (tomorrow, they said) BedroomDesk & MoreBed cams will be down. #
• 13:36 My period just started: twitter.com/Bloo dyTrixie/status/8978750825 #
• 16:21 No offense, but I’m getting ready to shoot our fucking white trash neighbors and the giant pit bill with big swinging balls in our yard. #
• 16:24 I don’t like coming home and not being able to get out of the car because a loose lethal bighead dog is off-leash alone holding me hostage. #
• 16:54 I fucking hate our neighbors with the venom of 10,000 cottonmouth snakes. Looks like their shitstain friend might at least get a ticket. #
• 16:58 Also, stupid animal control phone dude? Yeah, sorry I can’t give you a precise address because A LOOSE DOG IS AMBULATORY by definition. #
• 18:07 I know! I am just as white trash as our neighbors by virtue of the fact that I said I would shoot their pit bull. Stones, glass houses, etc. #
• 18:09 @prattdanny Do you eat meat? If so, why do you think it’s more tragic for a menace of a dog to be killed than innocent cows, etc.? #
• 18:10 NOTE: I have never, and probably would never, kill a dog. This is idle twitter talk. A cat, however . . . #
• 20:52 I totally deserve this fat stabby headache for freaking out. @DeliaTS suggested I volunteer to walk dogs at shelter to get over fear. #
• 21:59 @DiamondJames That is REALLY fucked up; you sent them usps? Maybe the postmaster knows what you do & is inspecting for obscenity. #
• 22:05 @DiamondJames God that’s creepy. We’ve had a few mysterious postal issues ourselves. And one NOT mysterious issue. Sigh. #
• 22:13 A smiling creampie .gif featuring yours truly & more about that scary damned pit bull: tastytrixie.com/dog/redefining-my-work-ethic #
• 22:14 And yeah, I hope I don’t need to add "NSFW" to a link already described as containing a creampie. Plus NSFW warns are for dayjobbers only. #

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• 10:47 "Morning has broken" sounds so very SAD unless you sing it out loud. #
• 11:56 I’ve done all of my good-for-me-in-the-morning stuff EXCEPT exercise . . . really need to step away from the computer & take care of my bod. #
• 13:10 Tweeps: I need your recs for WP plugins to decrease comment spambots, like a captcha requirement. #
• 14:46 Back from getting b-vitamins shot into my butt and picking up some firewood. It actually feels like winter for once this year. Like snow. #
• 15:05 Life is good; @DeliaTS is building a fire. Isn’t that romantic? We hardly ever use our fireplace, especially during dayligh t. #
• 23:13 Yaya! @DeliaTS and I have caught up all of our RECENT updates previewed/posted in dorky porno writing on trixieandfriends.com #
• 23:32 I think I’m going to finish reading _Wizard’s First Rule_ before bed. And then move "Legend of the Seeker" to #1 in Netflix queue! #

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• 13:32 Ummm . . . I think my massage therapist and I talked about cock, pussy, and fucking for the entire hour. Is that wrong? #
• 13:34 Now? I am both hungry and horny. #
• 14:17 Sewing machine SO worth the $$$; @DeliaTS is altering old shapeless boy shirts into sexy girl shirts (or slutty dresses if I wear them). #
• 19:04 I think it would be better for everyone involved if I didn’t know ANY of the lyrics to "If Ever I Would Leave You". #
• 21:36 Ugh. Our shower stall is so gross. Of course, it might not smell so swampy if I’d stop pissing in there. #
• 23:56 Just recorded my vlog for members and am uploading it now. Hope it goes fast so I can share it all and go to bed! #
• 23:58 Hot pics I took of my seamstress girlfriend @DeliaTS wearing slutty Valentine bodystocking! deliats.com/blog/?p=385 #
• 00:01 So disrespectful when popups intrude on the reading of an obituary online. Perfect example of why intrusive ads SUCK ASS. #
• 00:23 I’m a webwhore but instead of fucking & sucking for work I wait for things to TRANSCODE. This shouldn’t even be in my fucking VOCABULARY. #
• 00:40 Phew!! My Cum-Dripping Reverse Cowgirl video plus my vlog is now available for enjoyment & download in my members-only area! #
• 00:55 I’m noticing that I look/feel a lot happier in my vlogs & videos & pictures lately than I maybe ever have before. I feel good about this. #

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• 09:17 We just danced around on our anywhere cams like dorks to some Leon Redbone. Brewing my English Breakfast tea now. #
• 10:09 Excited to do some cardio. Aren’t people who are excited to do anything in the morning on Mondays disgusting? ;)~ #
• 13:31 I’m very hungry, my friends. Thinking about getting something naughty to eat, my friends. Love saying "my friends", my friends. #
• 15:22 twitpic.com/124skj – LOVE gift in mail from someone I *KNOW* jerked off to me today! #
• 15:27 Mmmmm . . . I sniffed my book-present and it smells faintly of a delicious spicy men’s colog ne. I enjoy those little paperback intimacies. #
• 15:35 I could seriously get high on counting a small stack of twenties and looking at the bronze foil art on the cover of this book-present. #
• 15:42 I must edit a video now so it will be ready to make our members tumescent tomorrow. #
• 22:08 Why do I always forget that using windows media player to rip cd’s makes no sense when I want them converted to .mp3? #
• 01:44 Gah! Aagh! Noe! How did I manage to misplace a 700+ page book that I just want to read a few licks of before shutting my eyes for the night? #

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• 10:48 No, we are not watching the super bowl today. Most years we do, but not this one. Have fun, folks! #
• 14:11 Tiny fixes in a number of places can suck up a lot of time. I never know if it’s worth it. #
• 15:15 Shoulda taken more lactaid . . . shoulda gotten more sleep. Going to break from the computer for some tea, a book & maybe a nap. #
• 16:01 Postponed tea/book/naptime to drool over sexy shoes that don’t even come in my size. #
• 18:46 And this day shall henceforth be known as the day of a hundred tiny turdlets. #
• 21:33 Yes, y es — I did just make my legs seize/shake on the couch with my hitachi magic wand (applied to my clit, not legs). Twas on our spycams. #
• 22:24 I would’ve felt guilty if I masturbated while @DeliaTS was gone but neglected to do any housework so I just did the dishes & tidied Kitchen. #

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