• 09:40 REALLY ready for family to go home. I think they are ready, too. I will be burrowing into blankets, soft coma & comfort food when they go. #
  • 09:41 But before that, I think I should write down some of the GOOD things we talked about for my mom. She needs praise. Like a ten year old. #
  • 09:49 Guess that alt payment processor everyone’s using for bloody porn isn’t an option anymore: tinyurl.com/2wdcpr #
  • 11:01 Sigh. Biggest waste of money & calories is going to eat w/someone who drives me crazy. Will only want to eat more when I get home. LEAVE!!! #
  • 13:06 Feeling 23 pounds lighter now that my mom left. Not only is she crazy, but *I* act like a total fucking asshole when she’s around me. #
  • 14:44 Car troubles galore at our house. Ours AND sister’s car not starting. PLEASE let their car start so they can go home. PLEASE PLEASE! #
  • 15:17 Phew! Their car started so they’re gone; as soon as Delia goes to the gym, I’m getting into my comfort zone/nest/bed with food. FOOD! #
  • 18:16 Are my boobs bigger? Am I nauseated because of cheese or did I catch whatever my bro-in-law had or ___? I’m dizzy. #
  • 19:15 Going to take a bath. My eyelids are on fire. But that’s not why I’m taking a bath. I’m taking a bath because my asshole stinks. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter