• 00:13:56: Thank you, my straight/civilian facebook account, for reminding me why I hate people/hated high school. STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE.
  • 00:30:21: All is well – I shouldn’t have hyper-capitalized my ire (which was not directed at anyone associated with my PORN facebook presence 😉
  • 18:19:37: Voyeurs: I *know* that was a fast fuck but I was too fucking horny from writing a dirty story for it to last any longer. HUGE CUM!!
  • 19:35:32: I always feel so smart walking around in the store with cum sloshing around in my cunt and dripping down my thighs. Why? I DON’T KNOW.
  • 19:36:50: To reward myself for being so evolved, I got myself a fancy coffee and generously complimented the cashier’s speedy skills.
  • 23:53:49: Had a nice call with my wanker and it started snowing; first snow of the season here. Little frosting on the ground.

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