• 11:34 Words cannot describe how much I’m looking forward to a massage today. Thank god for my wanker making it possible. Or thank "penis". #
  • 12:19 I turned the heat on hours ago but it’s still frigid in WebWhoreHQ. Tonight it will be too warm, but, not realizing, I’ll keep 3 layers on. #
  • 15:21 Going to pay someone to touch me in a way that doesn’t require me to respond, only to relish. #
  • 17:30 I know you’re sick of hearing me fantasize about mashed potatoes and gravy, so I’ll just acknowledge that & pretend to move on. #
  • 18:09 I’m easily overwhelmed & intimidated; like getting/ buying deli soups is just TOO FUCKING HARD for me. Dropped lid into cheesy cauliflower. #
  • 18:53 I don’t know how anybody can be motivated to do anything besides eat, read & cuddle when it’s so cold outside (almost typed "coled"). #
  • 18:56 @Benjamoonieman Near Seattle so totally not as cold as Chicago. Probably not even close! #
  • 20:05 Pretty soon — tonight — I’m going to take a bunch of pictures of @DeliaTS. #
  • 20:45 What does it mean when you are targeted for ads saying that I *can* recover from Borderline Personality Disorder? #
  • 21:02 My hands smell incredibly delicious. Coconut grease and burt’s bee’s milk & honey lotion and sushi roll remnants and I don’t know what. #
  • 00:15 Just finished shooting a bunch of pictures and a video of @DeliaTS in 100% nylon stockings. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter