Daily Trixie

• Camera phone pics from during/after sex today: http://t.co/AhRYy7QF #
• You know when the smooth floor is wet & you have no traction & slip & pull a bunch of muscles trying not to fall and crack your head open? #
• Looks funny; going to give it a try while we eat lunch. (watching Fishing With John) http://t.co/Y27oTyAi #
• After 6 minutes I was laughing too hard to watch this while eating plus it was making my heat rash worse…. (F… http://t.co/Z1bu6OFN #
• Wow – I forgot about the stockings, panties & upskirts! Love Carol Burnett so much. Watched some last night wit… http://t.co/A3hQJqNY #
• My girlfriend made me come 3 times today while saving all of HER cum to give to YOU live on cam! http://t.co/cXSSYUws #
• Mental illness. People in the US don't GET it, don't get how we BREED it & feed it, refuse to fucking recognize it and treat it. #
• Can't figure out if this is a good or bad time to release promo photos from my "Glock and Camo" picture set. #
• Note: not my gun in the pictures. I would thank our friends for letting me pose with it but not sure if they want that publicity. #
• Ooooh, goody @amberlily – going to post a .gif of me taking aim. I think @Big_Darth needs to give me more lessons to perfect my form. in reply to amberlily #
• Moving pics w/ my tits out w/ @Big_Darth 's Glock .45 (big file; let it load or save it): http://t.co/7TkPjmGE DON'T LOOK IF GUNS BOTHER YOU #

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• The last thing I said before I woke up: "We need all of these people OUT of the cargo hold!" #
• SO FUCKING BRILLIANT. (watching Louie, Bummer / Blueberries S02E02) http://t.co/VOqT0baA #
• A silly nudie pic of me shot around lunchtime today with my hose in hand: http://t.co/flb03yr9 #
• Me: is it weird for you to be looking at pics of my butthole? Civilian platonic friend of many years: Nope – not really. #

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• Seriously GoDaddy? Why the FUCK did you mess up your domain manager? This doesn't work well for someone with 100+ domains. #
• I never thought I'd be able to become anyone as awesome as one of my fave novelists, Natsuo Kirino, but according … http://t.co/pGBGdDu7 #
• Not really sexy. More like I'm Dowdy and I *Know* It. #
• 3 of 5 stars to After Dark by Haruki Murakami http://t.co/uQsG32rr #
• Lifting up & taking off one of my favorite long dresses: http://t.co/LgSiw3wc #
• I surrendered a little more to reality today & have a more manageable, less guilt-riddled plan. Feeling relieved, happy & grateful. #

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• Worrying about how to cancel something (1 of many) I never should have obligated myself to in the first place. #TryingToDoTooMuch #
• Doing the bills. Feeling sorry for myself, and that I am a constant disappointment to everybody. #
• Note: no need for anyone else to feel sorry for me right now because I'm doing a GREAT JOB all by myself with that. I'll buck up in a few. #
• If I could have a superpower: the ability to instantly change people's nasty perfumed dryer sheets & stinky laundry soap into DIARRHEA. #
• Wow! Just discovered that the only thing tastier than Coke Zero is the taste of BLOOD and Coke Zero. Yummy! #
• Another cool secret between just you and me: there's a big bumblebee in our backyard that I'm POSITIVE is the reincarnation of Orson Welles. #
• A life tip for anyone trying to have a life: you can't have one if you sit at the computer answering every fucking email, @Shanna_Katz in reply to Shanna_Katz #
• Seriously. If you want to have a life, be creative, BE HEALTHY . . . thinking you're obligated to a turn-around time on email is bullshit. #
• Note: not just picking on @Shanna_Katz for that; I loathe it when ANYONE says stuff like that. That just jumped out on my timeline & bit me. in reply to Shanna_Katz #
• Yeah, I don't think you can GET big if you're microfocusing on responding to everybody &/or on a deadline, @AaliyahLove69 @Shanna_Katz in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
• More itchy nudie pics: http://t.co/AcGGvXPJ I'm resigning myself to more benadryl (which won't even work if it's not an actual allergy). #
• Or wait. Fuck! I don't understand histamines and anti-histamines and Niacin flushing and whatever the fuck. I just don't want to be itchy! #
• 3 of 5 stars to Comped by Bill Kearney http://t.co/xLh3Dmdk #
• @Shanna_Katz Like I said, I disagree with that suggestion whenever I see it, and I see it a lot . . . so lots do agree with you. in reply to Shanna_Katz #
• Oh GOD. I love @deliats, but I don't know why she has to keep playing that Phish cover of "Sabotage". #

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• Free teaser video of @DeliaTS in Wonderland: cosplay, a lubed-up toy, role play with me behind the camera: http://t.co/mWDJbp8t #
• I believe @LightningAllie did a most excellent job of putting together that teaser, even though she said it was SO HARD paring it down! #
• @Afroauthor I'll bet your thunder & lightning is/was way more spectacular and dramatic than ours! in reply to Afroauthor #
• Ooooh . . . @DeliaTS is wearing one of my fave bras. See her touch herself through it & take it off here live on cam: http://t.co/cXSSYUws #
• My nudie pic of the day and a partial-reveal of one of my hairy fantasies: http://t.co/Y0Zv87iP #
• We might be working late night . . . I'm doing webmaster-y stuff while @DeliaTS is doing camshows: http://t.co/cXSSYUws #
• Not working all night. Took a benadryl. See my #5minutedrawing for why: http://t.co/Av2I6W3I #

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• Oh, FUCK YEAH! "Chance of T-Storms" today, tonight, tomorrow & Tuesday! This shit is, like, gigantically percussive! #
• Mmmmm: @deliats made us fried polenta, sausage & eggs all smothered in green sauce & tomatilloes: http://t.co/cFCSFGZK #
• A couple of pics from when @DeliaTS & I made sweet Sunday love earlier today: http://t.co/UmK8zlYI #
• Makes me want to watch Team America: World Police again. And eat McD's. Not great, but intere… (Six Days To A… http://t.co/6ZxH6yQO #
• I've abstained from compulsive (and/or over)eating for two days and computerized card games for one. LOL if you want, but it was HARD. #

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• 3 of 5 stars to After Dark by Haruki Murakami http://t.co/uQsG32rr #
• Hilarious text my sister just sent me about 50 Shades of Grey: http://t.co/WqAc9e0y (maybe you have to be a Washingtonian & snob to LOL?) #
• Just posted an entry in my members-only blog that I'll probably regret sharing: http://t.co/WptqNW9o #
• I'm doing nerdy webmastery promo proofreading while @DeliaTS LOOKS FUCKING GORGEOUS live on cam: http://t.co/kHGoefxX #
• Totally overwhelmed – can't seem to pick one thing and start (much less FINISH) it. Going to take a break. #
• Now is the time when the sun bounces off a window to illuminate our Hostas otherwise in shade: http://t.co/vI2HQa5H #
• A #5minutedrawing I just made of a perfect summer moment I just had: http://t.co/0Q7OqFWE #
• The floor is warm, so why are my nipples so hard and bumpy in today's nudie pic?!? http://t.co/qyO1P7Wh #
• @AaliyahLove69 we just watched two eps with dinner, too. in reply to AaliyahLove69 #

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• It's thundering & lightnining on my day off! http://t.co/19WnDhrS Happy Friday the 13th!! I love this wet heavy air . . . #
• Glad it's a thundering grey day so I can read in bed on my day off with no guilt for squandering sunny be-active weather. My now is PERFECT. #
• A very Friday the 13th #5minutedrawing of something that happened to me today: http://t.co/Dij3IvtG #
• By the way . . . IT'S STILL THUNDERING HERE!!!! Love it . . . #
• If we ever become a band, @deliats said we'll be named "Bon Jovial". #

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• I want to gobble up summer! Summer mornings, summer afternoons, summer dinnertimes, summer dusks, summer nights. How to work AND gobble? #
• Are you a sex worker who wants to become a writer in NY for free? CHECK IT: http://t.co/spBQz2vg #
• I really want to study leaf morphology & work towards a leisurely morning dump, but instead I'm doing a (half-assed) camshow in 7 minutes. #
• Maybe I can go grab a bunch of different leaves, tell everyone what kind they are, then take a dump on the floor & wipe myself w/them? #
• Sigh . . . maybe someday we'll all be able to enjoy that kind of freedom. But today it is merely a dream. #
• FEVERFEW: one of the useful plants that sprouts up all over our yard. http://t.co/LkF11Nwb #
• I couldn't be less impressed with myself. Just spelled "leaf" as "leaph". Reminds me of the time I went shopping for bloo books in college. #
• Also: my legs are so short and our stairs SO FUCKING STEEP that as I ran up them just now I BANGED my kneecap into the top step. It hurts. #
• We've fallen into sad happy love with this show. (watching Louie, So Old / Playdate S01E04) http://t.co/ugFLjzHT #
• Me, naked, pointing out our frog habitat in the backyard, just shot minutes ago: http://t.co/yEKgs0FP #
• 4 of 5 stars to She Bets Her Life by Mary Sojourner http://t.co/6jJTd3zn #

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• Woke up to discover our sites are down & others w/our host: https://t.co/6xFXSowT Hope we'll be back up soon! #
• @sexymisslizz Not up 4 me. Their tweet says "We currently experiencing network issues at our ATL data center. We will keep everyone posted." in reply to sexymisslizz #
• @sexymisslizz I'm not complaining, just using the only method I have at the mo to let people know we didn't disappear/it's not our fault. in reply to sexymisslizz #
• Phew! Looks like our sites are back up – hope you didn't miss us too much during the down time this morning (OK, I do hope you missed us!). #
• Sites status update from our host: RT @certifiedhost We have things mostly restored, but not at 100% quite yet. Thank you for your patience! in reply to certifiedhost #
• Watering plants & doing things outside. All is well (except for the chemical-flowers smell huffing out of some neighbor's dryer vent). #
• Just home from walk w/ @DeliaTS . No pics because it's SUMMER & I'm not wearing pockets to put my phone in. My hands for picking berries. #
• A #5minutedrawing of something sweet that happened on our walk: http://t.co/7icWgC0x (scroll down; format off on site) #
• I'm #reading Shoot the Buffalo by Matt Briggs http://t.co/p8szi6UV #
• My nudie pic for today is a snagged image from my webcam show tonight: http://t.co/qUm9RZRR #

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