• I don't usually get up at five in the morning, but today it feels like a couple hours of happy dark secrets about to lighten up. 05:17:49
  • I'm going to have some spicy cocoa! This is like a cozy field trip . . . 05:21:56
  • There will be 10 hours & 35 minutes of visible rainy grey light today. Starting in the next hour …. 06:07:55
  • Maybe a song called "Requiem for Willy Loman" is not a great accompaniment for starting my day with defiant pre-dawn happiness. 06:16:18
  • I love this girl's perky pointy little titties: http://t.co/PuIzLv6G2x 07:36:15
  • 08:00 and the dishes are done, the garbage is out . . . and I just had an epically robust BM. #poop – Sunday is off to a good start. 08:03:04
  • Now my trouble begins: trying to figure out how/what to feed myself. 08:35:01
  • Sleeeeeeepy . . . happy . . . safe. 10:12:01
  • I know you all love that "difference between porn & real sex explained with food" thing. I just don't. Fuck false dichotomies. 14:29:00
  • Winner of Most Romantic Text I got last week: "I'm 904 miles from eating your ass." 16:20:39
  • @wbahner Haha – very funny. But to clarify for anyone reading, it was from my ONE TRUE boyfriend. 😉 in reply to wbahner 16:26:12
  • Ohhhhh, now I totally want to watch 9 to 5 tonight, @katsnacks ! in reply to katsnacks 20:09:18
  • Weird: my taint just had some kind of spontaneous muscle spasm. 23:46:03