• A few nudie pics from yesterday & mentions of some of my weekend fun: http://t.co/EmIMhIzBXY 09:47:13
  • Going to stop pretending I don't have a real headache & take some medicine. 13:05:35
  • Just recorded a super hot spontaneous camera phone porn masturbation video. I kinda dropped the phone when I came. http://t.co/E9RRNqBsQH 14:05:24
  • Because headache medicines make me super fucking horny. And the sun is so warm coming in on me. 14:07:03
  • Super fucking high & horny. (why do I use the word "super" so much when I'm #stoned?) http://t.co/vmNqiavyen 14:30:40
  • To prove that not EVERYTHING turns me on: images of stretched-out backlit ballsacs or labia do absolutely nothing for me. 14:52:28
  • Laughing my ass off talking to my wanker. 15:30:57
  • LOL – he's reading my idiotic blog entries aloud with his fucking wanker British accent. He's SO making fun of me, but it's hilarious. 15:32:23
  • He says, rather effeminately, "I guess it would be a SOUTH WEST accent," lilting, "is what you'd call it." 15:34:48
  • Last night I was wishing you were here with me, @BOBCATGIRL – stoned & watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:31:29
  • @BOBCATGIRL do you mean SW US or SW England? Even if the accent is sexy, my wanker cannot be. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:32:15
  • An unusual angle on my big natural boobs for my nudie #potd – http://t.co/b6zNv5XtSb 18:07:51
  • Mwahahaha at neighbor. Soooo tempted to take my clothes off right now. 19:20:43
  • Have you seen our free galleries on http://t.co/Vpg3tRB1Kj ? 20:13:34
  • Probably shouldn't admit iy but I'm going to smoke some more & watch some fave Eastbound & Down Stevie episodes. And find motivation to eat. 20:26:36
  • Would popcorn be a good chili topper? 20:29:57
  • It sure would, @ArthurWhitacre but I don't have anyone @my disposal to concoct such a thing OR ride my wild horses. Had canned soup & chips. in reply to ArthurWhitacre 21:12:34
  • Watching this young couple kiss & play with each other is SO hot: http://t.co/W6LoF0po7b (sweet upturned little titties, too) 21:20:50
  • Hmmmm … actually this is starting to freak me out a little… 21:37:08
  • Really glad now I did not encourage this. Too nervous to go to window & verify & confront. Hope I'm just imagining it. Maybe. Shit. 21:40:01
  • Shit shit shit. Hope he didn't see me masturbating today. SHIIIIIIT. 21:44:24
  • Why did I read all those scary YA books in the 80s? #AreYouInTheHouseAlone 21:55:14
  • Yikes, Kenny Powers! You're scaring me! 21:55:55
  • Note: I'm not actually concerned for my safety, so don't be worried out there. 22:39:24