My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 09:36 After breakfast I can’t *wait* to sit down & populate DeliaTS.com with metatags & descriptions. Yes, that’s total sarcasm. #
  • 11:53 I’ve got a show in about an hour, then we have members-only chat and @DeliaTS has a show, too. #
  • 12:18 I just clamped a swing-arm "architect’s" lamp to shelf above me to light up my camshow. Guess this means I should shave my legs now. #
  • 12:24 @Stewpot Yeah, I’ve done the hairy legs & pits thing, but they’re not thick enough to satisfy hair-lovers. My twat is hairy now, though! #
  • 14:04 Mmmmm . . . loved my show, the t wo fat orgasms I had, and the little ivory cutout footwarmer/armwarmer things I swapped out. #
  • 14:26 Going to go get fixings for dinner. @DeliaTS has a show at the top of the hour, then we’ll be chatting with members ONLY! #
  • 15:28 Having a beautiful Indian summer here. Hoping to take @DeliaTS on a romantic picnic after our members-only chat. #
  • 17:39 I can’t believe the first decade of this century is almost over! I remember exactly what I was doing & who I was pining for Y2K eve. #
  • 17:40 Thank god, ten years later, that I’m not that stupid anymore. I don’t know what I was thinking, reading The Horse Whisperer! NEVER AGAIN! #
  • 18:44 Didn’t go on a picnic, but still enjoyed our turkey sandwich dinner. I’ve been in a very sandwichy mood lately. #
  • 22:37 Quick post insisting you read a certain (new to me) stripper blog: bit.ly/12OSDo #

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From Twitter 09-26-2009

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  • 09:36:20: After breakfast I can’t *wait* to sit down & populate DeliaTS.com with metatags & descriptions. Yes, that’s total sarcasm.
  • 11:53:06: I’ve got a show in about an hour, then we have members-only chat and @DeliaTS has a show, too.
  • 12:18:48: I just clamped a swing-arm “architect’s” lamp to shelf above me to light up my camshow. Guess this means I should shave my legs now.
  • 12:24:30: @Stewpot Yeah, I’ve done the hairy legs & pits thing, but they’re not thick enough to satisfy hair-lovers. My twat is hairy now, though!
  • 14:04:28: Mmmmm . . . loved my show, the two fat orgasms I had, and the little ivory cutout footwarmer/armwarmer things I swapped out.
  • 14:26:09: Going to go get fixings for dinner. @DeliaTS has a show at the top of the hour, then we’ll be chatting with members ONLY!
  • 15:28:09: Having a beautiful Indian summer here. Hoping to take @DeliaTS on a romantic picnic after our members-only chat.
  • 17:39:52: I can’t believe the first decade of this century is almost over! I remember exactly what I was doing & who I was pining for Y2K eve.
  • 17:40:52: Thank god, ten years later, that I’m not that stupid anymore. I don’t know what I was thinking, reading The Horse Whisperer! NEVER AGAIN!
  • 18:44:27: Didn’t go on a picnic, but still enjoyed our turkey sandwich dinner. I’ve been in a very sandwichy mood lately.
  • 22:37:24: Quick post insisting you read a certain (new to me) stripper blog: http://bit.ly/12OSDo

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:05 Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now. #
  • 12:38 Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah! #
  • 16:07 My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now. #
  • 19:29 Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour – super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus? #
  • 21:38 I’ve got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging s cary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison. #
  • 21:51 @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!! #
  • 21:53 @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! 😉 #
  • 23:20 I can’t believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately? #

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From Twitter 09-25-2009

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  • 10:05:48: Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now.
  • 12:38:00: Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah!
  • 16:07:43: My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now.
  • 19:29:21: Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour – super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus?
  • 21:38:41: I’ve got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging scary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison.
  • 21:51:32: @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
  • 21:53:15: @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! 😉
  • 23:20:56: I can’t believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately?

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  • 10:10 Yay! Woke up to a bunch of helpful / good / interesting emails! #
  • 11:55 SO HAPPY! Delia’s new site is now totally approved to accept members: deliats.com (also added sugar daddy membership plans). #
  • 15:09 I just made the LAST post to my old blog: www.tastytrixie.com/blog/ From now on? It’s all at tastytrixie.com FUCK YEAH!!!! #
  • 16:51 Posted a new entry, "Dream Inspired Sex & Delia’s New Site" on my NEW BLOG / revised site: tastytrixie.com #
  • 17:46 Must. Get out. Of HOUSE!! Be back later, refreshed and freshly plumped. #
  • 21:25 You guys have no idea what a trooper @amberlily is. She is the ultimate positive attitude, put-on-a-happy-face webwhore (w/out being fake). #
  • 21:35 We’re now going to watch the newly dramatized Grey Gardens with Drew Barrymore’s version of Little Edie. Will Ifall in love with her again? #
  • 23:51 @Mia Oh, you delicious little flatterer!! Totally needed the tweety-hugs tonight, so thanks! Good to hear from you w/your design skills! #

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From Twitter 09-24-2009

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  • 10:10:15: Yay! Woke up to a bunch of helpful / good / interesting emails!
  • 11:55:34: SO HAPPY! Delia’s new site is now totally approved to accept members: http://deliats.com (also added sugar daddy membership plans).
  • 15:09:23: I just made the LAST post to my old blog: http://www.tastytrixie.com/blog/ From now on? It’s all at http://tastytrixie.com FUCK YEAH!!!!
  • 16:51:29: Posted a new entry, “Dream Inspired Sex & Delia’s New Site” on my NEW BLOG / revised site: http://tastytrixie.com
  • 17:46:40: Must. Get out. Of HOUSE!! Be back later, refreshed and freshly plumped.
  • 21:25:23: You guys have no idea what a trooper @amberlily is. She is the ultimate positive attitude, put-on-a-happy-face webwhore (w/out being fake).
  • 21:35:32: We’re now going to watch the newly dramatized Grey Gardens with Drew Barrymore’s version of Little Edie. Will Ifall in love with her again?
  • 23:51:15: @Mia Oh, you delicious little flatterer!! Totally needed the tweety-hugs tonight, so thanks! Good to hear from you w/your design skills!

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  • 09:58 Not enough sleep, but plenty of palpable sex dreams. #
  • 10:22 My attempts at fixing my site are stuck trying to fully export & fully import ALL of my thousands of blog entries. Could a massage help? #
  • 11:25 Wrote an email to tech support begging for help and am about to take whore’s bath before engaging in some "stress relief" with @DeliaTS. #
  • 11:58 That felt SO FUCKING GOOD!!! A little of this, a little of that . . . simultaneous orgasms and purple goo since I’m at the end of my period. #
  • 12:10 For @SequoiaRedd & @wonderingsub & others: a whore’s bath is where you just sponge off/quick -clean between your legs. Not a "full" bath. #
  • 12:14 See, grannies KNOW: RT @ms_bbwliz: @tastytrixie My granny always said a whores’ bath was when you "wash your face and fancy parts." #
  • 12:17 Interesting:RT @MardiBra: @tastytrixie I always thought a whores bath was when you covered up the stink with perfume or cologne. #
  • 12:22 WordPress export: you are a dirty bitch-ass shithole. Everytime I try you, my export file gets SMALLER. Workarounds not working either. #
  • 12:26 Speaking of dirty shitholes, even after my whore’s bath I think I had a shred of TP clinging to a head-hair knotted in one of my ass hairs. #
  • 12:27 RT @belledejour_uk: @MardiBra Ah, my definition of ‘whore’s bath’ is like Trixie’s. The perfume trick I heard called ‘Saturday night shower’ #
  • 12:34 Waking up with post-sex-dream longing makes this Jeff Buckley song even MORE perfectly melancholy. ♫ blip.fm/~dtc32 #
  • 12:36 I *love* fucking to Blue Dress — may be my fave Depeche Mode song. Got some this morning. ♫ blip.fm/~dtc8b #
  • 16:06 The problem with having no friends & liking my massage therapist so much is that I spend the hour talking instead of FEELING. #
  • < em>16:06 And yes, I am exactly the kind of person who would like to buy friendship by the hour. That’s totally my idea of a good time. #
  • 17:25 Okay. Enough pleasure for today. I am now going to attempt a different approach at my site revamp: less automation, more hand duplication. #
  • 20:25 I really want to bitch and moan and complain about all of this technical buggery and mind-numbingly boring shit I’m trying to do. SO I DID! #
  • 20:42 I think I need a snack and to just go to bed. I *am* making progress, just not as much or as FAST as want. #
  • 20:56 I took some pictures of a spider in her windblown web. That made me feel good. Going to read in bed and have some naughty granola. #
  • 23:44 Came back to WebWhoreHQ to do some more work. Patience & limited knowledge base tested, going to bed again for real this time. #

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From Twitter 09-23-2009

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  • 09:58:18: Not enough sleep, but plenty of palpable sex dreams.
  • 10:22:36: My attempts at fixing my site are stuck trying to fully export & fully import ALL of my thousands of blog entries. Could a massage help?
  • 11:25:22: Wrote an email to tech support begging for help and am about to take whore’s bath before engaging in some “stress relief” with @DeliaTS.
  • 11:58:25: That felt SO FUCKING GOOD!!! A little of this, a little of that . . . simultaneous orgasms and purple goo since I’m at the end of my period.
  • 12:10:17: For @SequoiaRedd & @wonderingsub & others: a whore’s bath is where you just sponge off/quick-clean between your legs. Not a “full” bath.
  • 12:14:19: See, grannies KNOW: RT @ms_bbwliz: @tastytrixie My granny always said a whores’ bath was when you “wash your face and fancy parts.”
  • 12:17:48: Interesting:RT @MardiBra: @tastytrixie I always thought a whores bath was when you covered up the stink with perfume or cologne.
  • 12:22:30: WordPress export: you are a dirty bitch-ass shithole. Everytime I try you, my export file gets SMALLER. Workarounds not working either.
  • 12:26:44: Speaking of dirty shitholes, even after my whore’s bath I think I had a shred of TP clinging to a head-hair knotted in one of my ass hairs.
  • 12:27:53: RT @belledejour_uk: @MardiBra Ah, my definition of ‘whore’s bath’ is like Trixie’s. The perfume trick I heard called ‘Saturday night shower’
  • 12:34:24: Waking up with post-sex-dream longing makes this Jeff Buckley song even MORE perfectly melancholy. ♫ http://blip.fm/~dtc32
  • 12:36:16: I *love* fucking to Blue Dress — may be my fave Depeche Mode song. Got some this morning. ♫ http://blip.fm/~dtc8b
  • 16:06:03: The problem with having no friends & liking my massage therapist so much is that I spend the hour talking instead of FEELING.
  • 16:06:51: And yes, I am exactly the kind of person who would like to buy friendship by the hour. That’s totally my idea of a good time.
  • 17:25:07: Okay. Enough pleasure for today. I am now going to attempt a different approach at my site revamp: less automation, more hand duplication.
  • 20:25:49: I really want to bitch and moan and complain about all of this technical buggery and mind-numbingly boring shit I’m trying to do. SO I DID!
  • 20:42:55: I think I need a snack and to just go to bed. I *am* making progress, just not as much or as FAST as want.
  • 20:56:21: I took some pictures of a spider in her windblown web. That made me feel good. Going to read in bed and have some naughty granola.
  • 23:44:19: Came back to WebWhoreHQ to do some more work. Patience & limited knowledge base tested, going to bed again for real this time.

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  • 10:32 FYI: my pap smear came back as normal. That’s good news, right? Of course it is! #
  • 12:52 twitpic.com/iqgd7 – My big red dodecahedron excites my wanker. #
  • 15:55 Wore a tank top over a sports bra to do errands. You’d think people had never seen a set of tits before. #
  • 16:01 @Owlswing38 Yeah, I can’t complain; I would stare at my tits too. I mean, I *do* stare at them when I can. #
  • 19:07 It’s time for me to put my pajamas back on, I do believe. #
  • 19:09< /em> @jo300033 In that case, it’s a good thing I’m only 5’2"! 😉 #
  • 19:19 @jo300033 Thanks! Our camera tricks must be working on you! Mwahahaha! #
  • 20:20 About to convert the free area of my site to a new look/structure. Will be buggy/halfdone for a little while, I expect. Check tomorrow? #
  • 22:06 Importing . . . importing . . . transferring . . . transferring . . . #
  • 22:24 This wordpress import says it’s done & to have fun. But about 1000 posts & a bunch of pages are missing. So I’m not done OR having "fun". #
  • 23:09 This is not going to get done tonight. Also, I am constipated. Also, I need a massage. #
  • 23:36 Going to move and stretch and wiggle around in the dark for awhile. #

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From Twitter 09-22-2009

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  • 10:32:18: FYI: my pap smear came back as normal. That’s good news, right? Of course it is!
  • 12:52:46: http://twitpic.com/iqgd7 – My big red dodecahedron excites my wanker.
  • 15:55:56: Wore a tank top over a sports bra to do errands. You’d think people had never seen a set of tits before.
  • 16:01:10: @Owlswing38 Yeah, I can’t complain; I would stare at my tits too. I mean, I *do* stare at them when I can.
  • 19:07:06: It’s time for me to put my pajamas back on, I do believe.
  • 19:09:48: @jo300033 In that case, it’s a good thing I’m only 5’2″! 😉
  • 19:19:48: @jo300033 Thanks! Our camera tricks must be working on you! Mwahahaha!
  • 20:20:08: About to convert the free area of my site to a new look/structure. Will be buggy/halfdone for a little while, I expect. Check tomorrow?
  • 22:06:20: Importing . . . importing . . . transferring . . . transferring . . .
  • 22:24:36: This wordpress import says it’s done & to have fun. But about 1000 posts & a bunch of pages are missing. So I’m not done OR having “fun”.
  • 23:09:21: This is not going to get done tonight. Also, I am constipated. Also, I need a massage.
  • 23:36:06: Going to move and stretch and wiggle around in the dark for awhile.

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