Twitter Updates for 2011-11-17

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  • "Bar sluts" ARE "real women"/actual human people, @Tube8 @JasonXJohnson . Go fuck yourselves. PS – TUBE SITES SUCK & so do you! in reply to Tube8 #
  • And there goes today's allotment of pointless, absolutely-futile raging-at-morons tweeting. Why do I try to be friendly with these people? #
  • @Tube8 blah blah blah STUPID blah blah blah DUMB ASS blah blah blah. You said they aren't "Real Women". Admit you're wrong & STFU. in reply to Tube8 #
  • Note: I have never heard "real men" or "real women" EVER used in a way that I didn't HATE. About body size, paying child support, ANYTHING. #
  • If you ever want to see an example of a shameless thieving shithole, check out anyone who runs or represents for a porn tube site. #
  • Sweaty & happy & centered after exercising today. Third day in a row. Still working on remembering I need it EVERY. DAY!!! Much improved. #
  • Good feelings and clarity also great enhanced by @LightningAllie electrifying my focus this morning. And massage scheduled in an hour haha! #
  • Either my vagina is crooked or that tampon was bent. Actually, probably a little of both. Nothing much is really perfectly straight. #
  • It is a beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful SUPER WINDY day! Leaves/color blowing and piling up everywhere. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-16

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  • Note: we ADORE @SockDreams in this house! #
  • OMG . . . my girlfriend @DeliaTS is beyond sexy! And live on cam ready to do your bidding! http://t.co/cXSXwuFC #
  • Speaking of "live on cam", I'm getting ready to log in for some chatty / tease-y / probably-topless-only cam action! In about 90 minutes? #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-15

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  • About the weird feelings I'm having this morning: http://t.co/yKl1iK2v #
  • Okay, not creeped out anymore. The weird feelings I'm having are definitely from head-cold sensations (& flavors & scents). Will enjoy it! #
  • Today's nudie pic features me "on the string": http://t.co/JxIekQte #
  • Our computer/tech fella is coming over to put some of our new equipment to work. #
  • NAS device turned out to be defective. You wouldn't believe how … oh kitty cat on my doorstep talking to me & staring at doorknob. #
  • FINE I give in!! Guess that will be my designated cat-petting outfit. Hives on chest. What the fuck ever so soft, lover. #
  • Hard to see but here's kitty who? at the cabin door just now . . . http://t.co/bIlzDs4Q #
  • This whole phone-calls-at-bedtime thing is exactly what has always turned me off about poly. Well, not exactly THAT bad, but still annoying. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-14

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  • I've designated today as a solitary, restorative day. Not letting in any contact with people except for @DeliaTS. Phones on silent. #
  • My period is fixing to start up. #
  • Another close call in the nutty distracted life of Trixie: I almost set the house afire heating the electric kettle on the gas stove. #
  • Some of our road trip pics from the first leg of our trip last week: http://t.co/cBsGBQq2 #
  • I hope it doesn't distract anybody that I'm only photoshopping this zit out of 27% of the pics in this set. Now you see it, now you don't… #
  • Photographic example of why webwhores (and other desk-job computer nerds) need regular massage & lots of exercise: http://t.co/ox6FmEwV #
  • Wow. It looks like twitpic disappeared the last nudie pic I posted here. Going to have to duplicate/recreate all of them on my blog. Boo. #
  • I know some of you don't feel this way, but when I see pictures of beautiful hard cocks I just want to feel them in my mouth SO BAD. #
  • This is the one that did it for me today: http://t.co/fgWEDx5u (will be a different pic tomorrow, perhaps less inspiring) #
  • Might you be interested in more pics of me? NUDIE pics, to be more specific? http://t.co/aCE3MKrs #
  • I try to act tough like I don't love felines, but I hate being allergic to cats. It's getting so cold & this collarless one talks 2 me… #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-14

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  • I've designated today as a solitary, restorative day. Not letting in any contact with people except for @DeliaTS. Phones on silent. #
  • My period is fixing to start up. #
  • Another close call in the nutty distracted life of Trixie: I almost set the house afire heating the electric kettle on the gas stove. #
  • Some of our road trip pics from the first leg of our trip last week: http://t.co/cBsGBQq2 #
  • I hope it doesn't distract anybody that I'm only photoshopping this zit out of 27% of the pics in this set. Now you see it, now you don't… #
  • Photographic example of why webwhores (and other desk-job computer nerds) need regular massage & lots of exercise: http://t.co/ox6FmEwV #
  • Wow. It looks like twitpic disappeared the last nudie pic I posted here. Going to have to duplicate/recreate all of them on my blog. Boo. #
  • I know some of you don't feel this way, but when I see pictures of beautiful hard cocks I just want to feel them in my mouth SO BAD. #
  • This is the one that did it for me today: http://t.co/fgWEDx5u (will be a different pic tomorrow, perhaps less inspiring) #
  • Might you be interested in more pics of me? NUDIE pics, to be more specific? http://t.co/aCE3MKrs #
  • I try to act tough like I don't love felines, but I hate being allergic to cats. It's getting so cold & this collarless one talks 2 me… #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-13

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  • I love this: Libby Lynn: http://t.co/M93p2mQU #
  • My nips got hard: 1st trailer for Snow White & the Huntsman shows a return to black magic movie-making – @io9 http://t.co/oUIYONUd #
  • Sigh. My bowels haven't been cooperating with me this week. It's very inconvenient when I have a SHOW to get ready for. #
  • Today's nudie pic is an after-dinner upskirt: http://t.co/1YoIS7m2 #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-12

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  • Thanks, @chaosaka – I've got it fixed just in time for today & tomorrow! Yes everyone, we're home to do shows for members! in reply to chaosaka #
  • YESTERDAY'S nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/vwWD0Pnq #
  • Brrrr!! It's cold in the cabin, which is making me procrastinate on getting ready for my show. #dirtyanus #
  • If I could snap my fingers & set fire to the ass-hairs of every single Paterno-supporting Penn rioter, I would do it. LIKE THIS! #
  • Today's nudie pic (taken this morning while still at the ocean but just posted): http://t.co/g3JrF5gR #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-10

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-10

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-09

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  • Oh gosh Victoria's Secret, I just don't know! What kind of angel AM I?!? #
  • Oh Oprah! I'm so grateful that your book lists never fail to include tragi-porn imaginary tales of incest!! You never let a freak down. #
  • Trying to decide whether masturbating before this trip will help or just make it hurt more. I guess it doesn't matter so YES! #
  • Okay. Must stop masturbating and finish packing so we can get on the road. #
  • My nudie pic of the day, featuring a red thing: http://t.co/B7oZPlLH #
  • I'm jealous of your winnings, @greenguy89 @FNCash @Fleshlight ! I hope you make me a video with it. in reply to greenguy89 #

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