Daily Trixie

• 09:11 Woke up with Prince singing "If I Was Your Girlfriend" in my head. Now I’m updating a database. Baby can I dress you? #
• 10:39 Still working on trying to get those promo galleries finished that I started yesterday. Almost done, then I need to email affiliates. #
• 11:31 If you’re hearing me swearing, it’s NOT at a person, it’s at my connection, at Dreamweaver, and the general slowness of shit. #
• 11:39 Need to take a two minute bath now to get ready for a noon meeting. #
• 13:23 One thing I love about peddling porn is getting unexpected checks in the mail & having no idea who they’re from: FUN! #
• 14:30 Been doing more promo work. Now going to put on something less binding and eat some lunch. #
• 16:06 I totally have to put clothes on for about ten minutes so I can go to the bank with checks so we can have cash to buy groceries. #
• 18:41 I know only assholes complain about the after-effects of massage, but that neck work yesterday fucked up my brain. STAB! #
• 19:47 Been hiding out writing something that’s also giving me the opportunity to cry/grieve a little about . . . stuff. Not for blog consumption. #
• 20:36 Facebook: I seriously DO NOT GET IT. Slow as hell, tres annoying — what is the appeal? #
• 23:31 Spent some time trying on potential outfits for shoots, figuring out which ones to do where & with what hair, nail polish, level of shaving. #
• 23:42 This cat does not want to be a porn model: tinyurl.com/6kwawt #

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• 09:23 Time to pay bills and schtuff before the mailman gets here. #
• 09:28 Made a massage appointment for this afternoon. Because I’m worth it!!!! #
• 11:45 Add the author of this letter to the long list of women who have their heads straight up their fucking asses: tinyurl.com/roofies #
• 12:33 Logged in the Wherever cam to do some noodling and stretching. #
• 13:40 I wonder if I’m going to need to poop soon. Because I don’t want to have to poop during my massage. That’s uncomfortable. For everyone. #
• 14:18 Okay, called ccbill and now feel like a total fucking retard. Not their fault, but mine. Mine & my poor math skills. When did I get stupid? #
• 14:35 Time for a pre-massage bath. Then a massage. Did I already mention that I’M WORTH IT? Yes? Well, I must remind myself again & again. #
• 22:26 Talking to my wanker & admiring my my girlfriend’s hot, meaty she-cock: tinyurl.com/trans-delia So many hot pics; hard to choose! #
• 22:28 After >hour of inducing wanker arm movements I think it’s time to get off the phone so we can watch Gossip Girl. xoxo!! G’nite wanker! #

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• 09:28 Was going to post a quick blog entry but for some reason it won’t let me upload pics. Should have breakfast instead. #
• 09:57 Pics from my Leopard Dress Gallery (or is it a cheetah? I don’t know) plus today’s showtimes: tinyurl.com/sexyanimal #
• 10:56 It’s time to bathe and get ready for my show early so I’m not running late and swearing/being a bitch. #
• 12:30 Showtime looming, but I’m happy to be ready 30 minutes early. Considering setting up laptop with porn to watch during. For stimulation. #
• 12:35 Astrology site spam: "Are you pursuing your ideal career?" Puts me in a good mood to be able to say, YES! I have it + ability to improve it. #
• 16:54 Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd I hate seeing gaping anal shots! Aghhhh!!! #
• 19:56 The site known as Flickr is a dry cunt. In *my* book, anyway. Dry, unyielding, slow-to-warm-up cunt. #
• 20:00 Someone in Grand Prairie texted me, "Trixie I too would love to be a house boy". It’s too bad you’re in Texas, buddy. #
• 22:09 I had an orGHASTly during my show. Think I will call them that when a chatter ruins the moment: JUST PULL IT OUT REAL HARD SO YOU’LL SQUIRT! #
• 23:22 We didn’t watch the VMAs. We watched Mad Men then old Mahalia Jackson "videos": a singer who can’t be touched by anyone on MTV. #

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• 09:05 St. John’s Wort tea made me go to sleep before midnight last night. Going to make sure I resume taking my B vitamins even if nauseated by. #
• 09:29 I’m *considering* posting that I’m taking a sabbatical from responding to emails until we pay off credit cards. Just CONSIDERING it . . . #
• 09:31 What is there to say to people who spell "fuckin’", FUCKEN, as in "big fucken dicks"? #
• 09:56 I rarely put on makeup, especially in the morning, but today? I did. Going to the bank and the store. New hair, you know? #
• 11:38 Yay! Brought home lovely little pansies & violas & fancy face creams & oils. Sometimes shopping DOES make me feel better, if plants/greases. #
• 11:58 I’m way overdue for breakfast and a poo. That’s what happens when your bank closes way too early on Saturdays. #
• 12:40 Should I finish writing confessional piece to post w/gallery for members or just hurry & post the gallery, writing later? Or masturbate? #
• 13:42 Decided to finish the writing. Going to check the mail, eat some lunch, then work on getting everything posted. #
• 15:18 I’m an asshole to my mom on the phone but I swear to god it’s the best I can do. Who just delivered that crushing hammer blow to my temple? #
• 16:39 Sigh. All the little edits, additions, and details are what take me hours to finish things. So my update WILL be done SOON. Just …later. #
• 17:23 How many times do I need to read "The Nerdy Lifeguard" to know that I like it? On display now in my members-only area. #
• 17:27 twitpic.com/ajip – I have brown hair again. #
• 17:28 twitpic.com/ajj9 – I like to wrap it around my face like a cowl & look icy & evil. #
• 19:19 A blog entry with more pics of me in my latex swim cap & goggles: tinyurl.com/6b3w37 #
• 21:18 Added about 24 new free porn galleries to the sidebar of trixie.com. My faves are from "Bang my Stepmom" & Luba in a hat w/swiss dots #
• 21:24 I "love" finding my free galleries that are promoted as granny porn one day, promoted as teen porn the next. It’s so . . . nonsensical. #
• 23:43 Just used this oil + intensive face cream: tinyurl.com/6oyaot I’m a big lover of decadent oils on the face. LESS ZITS. For real. #
• 23:49 It’s bedtime. Show day tomorrow. FYI: I have not responded to the vast majority of my email in quite some time. Will get to tech 1s tomorrow #

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• 08:49 Today is going to be awesome! By dinnertime I’ll no longer have this hideous blonde hair. Or should I get brunette more gradually this time? #
• 08:55 Going to have my decaf English Breakfast & luna bar in bed with my laptop, read a few blogs & maybe work on what I began writing last night. #
• 10:19 I love being so ready to take a dump that I sit down & the poop practically falls out of my butt with only the tiniest of effort. Nice! #
• 11:32 Anyone have opinions on/experiences + or – on hard drive docks (stick bare internal HD into usb or firewire dock, cartridge style)? #
• 11:46 This is what I’m talking about: tinyurl.com/54rplc – looks perfect for those of us who need to make backups for safe deposit boxes. #
• 12:27 Voyeurs: if you are watching me pacing, it’s because I’m excitedly, maniacally scheming porn stuff in my head. #
• 14:09 Figuring out how many members we would need to make resuming shooting for TrixiesHouseboy.com viable. Assessing all our sites in process. #
• 15:17 Just plucked two beautiful silvery-white hairs out of my head. Wonder when/if I’ll go all the way grey . . . an exciting prospect! #
• 18:08 Survived the salon; I so do not fit into that environment. Worth it to become brunette again, though. Durkkkkkkkkk Hurrrrrrrrrrrr!!! #
• 20:25 We just had some hot sex and huggling. #
• 21:39 Putting the finishing touches on a new gallery for members & uploading; might not be able to stay awake to finish it/wait for upload. #
• 22:37 I’ve had some weird emotional highs and lows today. Down UP! doooooooownUP!!!!! dooooowwwwwwwwwwn 🙁 Hormones? Tumour? Character flaw? #
• 22:50 I need to turn the audio off on our bedroom cam for a little while or the rest of tonight . . . just not feeling like sharing my sounds. #
• 22:51 Oops. Just discovered ballroom cam w/sound has been off all day. That means people missed hearing our fucking. Grumble, grumble. #

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• 08:43 At bfast my nephew ran to the computer saying "Dodo!" when he caught site of my Yoda sticker. Then it was all "YODA!" and "STARFISH!" #
• 09:16 Sooooooooooooo tired. With nephew here there is way too much cuteness running around for the morning. #
• 09:34 It’s terrible, but I’m totally ready for my sister & nephew to take off so Auntie Trixie can take a Very Long Nap. #
• 13:11 Sis & nephew just departed. I’m feeling very sleeeeeeeeeepy but resisting urge to nap just because I’m too tense/afraid I’ll just lie there. #
• 13:45 I know I said I wouldn’t do it again & that it’s bad for business, but I’m going to schedule an appt to be brunette again for the 2nd time. #
• 17:07 Hair appointment made, audio turned back on WebWhoreHQ. Pulling together an assortment of to-do’s. #
• 17:28 Browsing royalty-free loops for a video I need to make for TrixiesHouseboy.com. Of course, need to install HD b4 doing that. #
• 19:47 Just got home from water aerobics — feeling deliciously heavy and groggy and hungry. #
• 20:11 FYI: we’re not watching the "Republicans" tonight. But we did watch ANTM LAST night; almost the same thing w/ blonde Clark on "tradition". #
• 23:12 Been writing something for members. Not done (and no, nothing as Penthouse Letterish as you might desire), but it’s special to me. #

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• 08:44 First thing I did this morning? Post this blog entry with some candid snaps of me & mundane news: tinyurl.com/6a3cm9 #
• 08:56 Going to read some blogs while I enjoy my luna bar & tea in bed. No sugar in this tea makes me feel like I’m healthy. #
• 09:13 Things that suck: headaches. Especially headaches lasting three plus days. Dear migraine: fuck off and die. #
• 09:52 So Sam Sugar finally sold tgp.com, eh? Oh the MONEY thrown DOWN THE TOILET! Glad someone will put it to its proper use finally. #
• 18:23 Holy trauma! Our nephew fell down and got a fat bloody lip while his momma is at the store. So sad. Screaming & crying for his momma. #
• 18:54 Temper tantrums = horrifying & hysterically funny. "OUTSIDE!! Bahhh! OUTSIDE!" He throws himself at the door & bounces off it to the ground. #
• 19:49 Now my nephew is singing "The Muffin Man" meets "Macho Man". It sounds like, "Matcho Main? Matcho Main! Matcho Main? Matcho Main!" #

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• 09:38 Doing my usually-on-Monday ritual of bill-paying and schtuff. #
• 11:37 Staring at blank hot pink sticky note, wondering what it was I thought I needed to write on there. #
• 12:41 Working on a disturbing story for members. #
• 13:12 Been having too much caffeine; have a headache. Story is almost done but might be too embarrassing/horrifying to post. #
• 13:17 I just caught a whiff of something that smelled like Disneyland. The Pirates ride, to be specific. #
• 14:52 Managed to keep two headache pills down and in the dark long enough I feel greatly improved. Now for a bath . . . #
• 16:47 Hmm… I need to call CCBill to figure out what the fuck rate they are charging; looks different on our sub-accounts. > 15% = lame. #
• 18:26 My masturbation confession: "a bad man lives next door" is now posted for members. Not as hot as it sounds, but violent & disgusting. #
• 19:56 Holy shit! Crazy bitch checker totally flipped out on our bumbling ex-cop checker at grocery store. It was insane. Told him I’d vouch 4 him. #
• 22:28 Editing some pics. Letting chili dinner settle. Trying not to think about the hotness that is Chuck and Blair. xoxo #
• 22:48 Going to take Sabriel to bed with me tonight: tinyurl.com/64vy8c #

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• 08:08 Just got an early call from my little sister with the news that she’s pregnant! Another nephew or a niece will be awesome. #
• 11:39 Getting ready to go to an al-anon meeting. #
• 15:35 I think I need a nap. Going to these Al-Anon meetings is kind of stressful/tiring to me since I don’t know the drill/routine yet. #

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• 09:29 Heavy flow at night = uncomfortable/restless sleep. Time for breakfast! Because it’s awesome to say "heavy flow" and "bfast" in same tweet. #
• 10:25 I think my recently acquired fear of flying is justified: tinyurl.com/flyingsucks #
• 10:44 Heads up, camshow fans: we aren’t doing shows today because we’re going to a wedding. And I’m on the hot, wet, sticky, red rag. #
• 10:45 Not that I haven’t done shows on the rag before, but last time I did they suspended me so from now on? EVERYONE suffers! No I won’t hide it! #
• 12:04 My red leather gloves & endocrine system: tinyurl.com/6qdy88 #
• 12:14 Sigh. Technical prob/error on my tgp when I try to create thumbnails. No time to fuck with/fix/find out problem. Tired & crampy. #
• 14:57 We’re running late. Wedding present still not wrapped. I *hate* wrapping presents/am really bad at it. #
• 15:00 OMG, connection is SO FUCKING SLOW it’s causing me pain to get driving directions. #
• 15:05 God almighty, you need a fucking PACK mule to bring everything requested & required to these damned events. Dessert! Presents! Tampons! #
• 15:10 Fancy new camera that weights ten billion pounds! Pills for my pounding headache and cramping uterus! A pharmacy! Dessert Bar! #
• 15:11 But I guess that it’s not much of a celebration if you don’t contribute any pain or packing or effort or thought into the process. #
• 19:49 Home again! Too chilly for the after-wedding outdoor festivities, plus with my period & social ineptitude I felt like leaving. #
• 20:19 Delia’s going to the store & I’m going to use masturbation to take the edge off some tension built up by someone’s deep voice @ wedding #
• 20:37 My nipples got so hard on that 2nd orgasm. Sorry voyeurs, had to keep the lights out. But you might have heard me buzzing & gasping. #

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