• Not sure if what I'm chewing for breakfast is a chunk of apple, a piece of luna bar, or a thick gob of ochre phlegm. Guessing a combo. #
  • If I told you about this OCD bitch's long inconsiderate crazy-ass ritual at the condiment station on the ferry, you'd think I made it up. #
  • Happy to be home!! Just unlocked the house(s), checked the spycams, and fired up the other machines. Time to do the bills . . . #
  • One of my fave things about coming home is drinking water out of our own tap in glasses we washed ourselves. Well, that @DeliaTS washed. #
  • No "hard" plans made with Alex thus far, @C_BearE – this weekend for me will be trying to stamp out the cold I've had all week. 🙂 in reply to C_BearE #
  • Whenever someone I went to (a very small) high school with dies, it stops me cold & makes me sad. Even when I didn't like/know them. #
  • Ugh, mortality. You're such a freaky downer sometimes! #
  • Pics of me sick in bed yesterday: http://t.co/OK1wS6MN #
  • Pics of me naked in the cottage bed today: http://t.co/VZdb3RUs #
  • A retroactive nudie pic I couldn't post at the time because of limited connectivity: http://t.co/lPWy9Orp #
  • Damned auto-correct! DEFINITELY should've been "hooping", @greenguy89 . in reply to greenguy89 #
  • I think it's official: fall is no longer my favorite season. #SAD Longer I'm in the rainshadow & older I get, less willing to part w/sun. #
  • I'm going to have to be careful about how/when I use/visit FetLife. The overall flavor is TRIGGER TRIGGER PUKE TRIGGER DONKEY PUNCH. #
  • Maybe not overall flavor, but the first glance. I don't know. Conflicted, compromised, promising . . . definitely use at own risk w/caution. #
  • Anyway . . . could more dudes please be fucking switchier? And more flexible w/their sexual prefs? And women not such stereotypes? #
  • And I know I'm guilty of trigger trigger puke triggering people a lot, too, so I guess it's a good reminder to be more sensitive & cautious. #

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