My Life Yesterday

October 31, 2012

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  • Getting a rush-pedicure today: any of my foot lovers have color / finish requests? Maybe we'll bust out the new HD camcorder . . . 11:30:33
  • Been wanting to look pretty & record vlog for members. Been soooooper tired/low-energy/not-pretty. Forcing a nap to improve chances. 17:01:03
  • Oh wait, NOW I can take a nap after coming to this vid: http://t.co/0jtMPB9x 17:47:17
  • And another orgasm along with this perked me up: http://t.co/3T0EpDFf may be dinner instead of nap time now. 18:03:36
  • So yeah, I guess you can tell I love watching uncut cocks. And common search words for me MAY BE suck and daddy. 18:05:35
  • @JudeLong91 Thanks for making me notice you; I'll try to keep you in mind for next time! in reply to JudeLong91 18:12:48
  • Having an anxiety attack over not being able to find my status updates on a book I finished reading. I put those no… http://t.co/ypOoQKQj 18:52:37
  • 2 of 5 stars to Dies the Fire by S.M. Stirling http://t.co/2l6k0Eal 19:52:53
  • My nudie pic of today(night): http://t.co/o4nYuEiB and pics from our day off yesterday. 23:12:17

My Life Yesterday

October 30, 2012

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  • I am proud of what I've gotten done today, and with some balance (if not any exercise). Going to bed with a clean asshole means SO MUCH! 01:05:16
  • Great socks. Not much else matters as much as socks. When you're wearing great socks appropriately, everything else is better & easier. 02:37:48
  • It's a beautiful day! Will clear skies stay for full moon later? http://t.co/9wIq3wZ9 13:00:28
  • My nudie pics of the day: http://t.co/gwIdpABg Have you ever wondered what Batman's mommy might look like to get her pearl necklace back? 13:23:41
  • Just because you Google something & don't find it, does NOT mean it's not out there, or the idea originated with you, or YOU'RE THE 1ST. 13:32:38
  • Dear women who spatter piss on toilet seats: I wish I could shake some sense into you. 14:00:22
  • Shake. As in stand over you and shake urine from my shaggy dripping bush all over your stupid inconsiderate princess faces. 14:02:44
  • Want to buy 1 of our vids w/o becoming a member? Go here: http://t.co/5BFGKl9g I just added one of my fave silly-yet-hot big titty vids! 14:37:37
  • FYI: it's way way WAY **WAY** cheaper to just join our sites, though: http://t.co/RzUvcmTd (same access via: http://t.co/A9vb05eo ) 14:40:37
  • Took a walk. It was SPLENDID! http://t.co/cE1OLSud 16:38:25
  • If there's a food shortage and I'm in charge of survival in our hood, the first people on my "To Cannibalize" list: EVERYONE W/A LEAFBLOWER. 16:42:24
  • No boys on the agenda this week, @C_BearE – but I *will* be visited by "Auntie Flo(w)", as she's sometimes known. in reply to C_BearE 16:43:21
  • Thanks! RT @LightningAllie & don't forget the adorable & crazy hot Halloween vid of @DeliaTS that's up there now too 🙂 http://t.co/5BFGKl9g in reply to LightningAllie 16:45:34
  • Accomplished: walked by off-leash German Shepherd without pissing my pants in fear. Or not really "accomplished". It was non-threatening. 17:01:17
  • Undoubtedly you are right, @kwthemale – my fear is 80% irrational and 95% poorly managed. in reply to kwthemale 21:12:55
  • LOVED LOVED LOVED! I LOL'd like crazy, & cried at every tearjerker – I'm a total sucker. Reminde… http://t.co/y5wedQxa #Frankenweenie 21:14:47

My Life Yesterday

October 29, 2012

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My Life Yesterday

October 28, 2012

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  • Stretching is awesome. At night. Moon outside windows. Listening to @coasttocoastam BECAUSE NOW IT'S ON FM / we have reception! 00:10:46
  • When am I supposed to dig up/dry off my begonias for storage? They still look so PLUSH! http://t.co/6xDAlq7z 16:57:14
  • It might seem like I'm not working when I don't tweet, but it's because I'm working & think I'll bore you with work-y tweets. Need break now 17:19:56
  • OH! But the good news is . . . I finally pooped this morning after a couple of days of no poop! I really need to work on my health more. 17:20:53
  • @joepennant And I was reading your tweets and posts, I think, being so totally jealous of you, wanting to be eating all that buffet w/u! in reply to joepennant 18:36:45
  • Delivered: today's nudie pic featuring deceptively small-looking spider: http://t.co/6nURFBU8 19:39:44
  • Time to shoot some sexy pics of @DeliaTS wearing the awesomest Halloween-y necklace ever (because right between/above her boobs, right?)! 19:44:12
  • Beyond hot. Seriously, @DeliaTS is just BEYOND hot. It is such a privilege to be her husband AND her photographer. 21:07:29

My Life Yesterday

October 27, 2012

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  • Naked outside, flipping my long blonde hair: http://t.co/6XZaxmlv (plus notes on hair-related fetishes, forced hair removal, etc.) 15:27:48
  • Feeling compelled to buy David Lynch's Elephant Man to see if it's hilarious in a way my ~10 year old self couldn't have appreciated. 20:45:55
  • RT @StripperTweets: I would so get dances from you! RT @TipTheGirls: Apparently, I don't want to make money tonight. http://t.co/FNEpAvKk 20:46:25
  • How to not get laid: tell an older woman you are "fine" with having sex with her or jerking off on her tits. 20:58:07
  • If you describe the prospect of sex with someone as being "fine" with you, like the prospect of taking turns doing the dishes, just abstain. 20:59:33
  • Note to young men: if you start a conversation w/a person about having sex w/ them, take a risk & SAY WHY/SOUND LIKE YOU REALLY WANT TO! 21:02:03
  • I haven't pooped in way too long. Maybe just consider me on sabbatical until I poop. And recover from pooping after not pooping for 2 long. 22:03:11

My Life Yesterday

October 26, 2012

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My Life Yesterday

October 25, 2012

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  • Getting ready to do the bills, fingers crossed my headache doesn't come back today. Or tonight. Or ever. 11:04:31
  • Here I am naked except for my muppet-fur-like orange socks: http://t.co/JlQhsQ09 13:46:53
  • Just wrote a top-secret post for members about a friend & some of the dreams & fantasies we have involving each other: http://t.co/r5ppLZYd 14:30:43
  • How to explain to Kitty Who that they are not my cat? From the back of the yard, Kitty Who trots towards me for love. Allergies suck. 15:08:20
  • Quite weary of our unstable internet connection. Particularly when we have webcam shows scheduled. 17:51:08
  • @joepennant We used to have two. But then the DSL became crap & then we moved & now our setup & location mean fewer options. in reply to joepennant 18:06:13
  • We may be relying on our phones' hotspots to broadcast our shows tonight; cable co. doing maintenance / our real connection is down. 18:19:19
  • I *love* having so many toys to choose from. I can never get enough – I adore fake cocks and pussies and vibes & steely dildos, etc. 19:39:37
  • Happy long-time fan made his way into our members-only chat; it's SO rewarding to hear of his YEARS of appreciation & continued enthusiasm! 22:06:54
  • @bellabellini It performed better before I did that, but so many variables & MANY fixes/improvements I could/should make to it now. in reply to bellabellini 22:08:28
  • @bellabellini I'm pretty sure if I executed it better & made the improvements & design & layout tweaks I have in mind, it would do well. in reply to bellabellini 22:09:58

My Life Yesterday

October 24, 2012

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  • And I don't even LIKE clean sheets as much as soft rolled-around-in person-smelly ones. So it's clearly a very special evening in my heart. 00:02:13
  • I *love* the picture @DeliaTS took of me today for my daily nudie pic: http://t.co/SMv3Gtu3 PLUS awesome sexy autumnal pics of HER! 13:18:08
  • If I 1) notice you followed me, 2) clicked to see how you describe yourself, & 3) you say you're underage, then 4) I have to block you. 13:44:33
  • LOL @UndressJess I lost the file when drive failed, so have to recapture it from tape + editing requires voice-over script I didn't finish. in reply to UndressJess 13:48:27
  • @PantherAlyxx @Ishfery For 14 that particular person didn't seem stupid, actually. There are just lots of things left to learn. At 14. in reply to PantherAlyxx 14:45:54
  • & most (not all) aspects of my site & online presence? It makes me mad to think of someone thinking of them as "harmful" to a young person. 14:47:20
  • Still, my work & I are not FOR them (definitely intended for adults only), I don't want to engage w/them & they make me uncomfortable. 14:49:19
  • @Ishfery @PantherAlyxx Totes. & I'm mostly tame by comparison to mainstream. But still not OK to socially "network" w/kids as porn provider. in reply to Ishfery 14:55:07
  • @Ishfery That's an interesting phenomenon, too (internet removing boundaries to point where people don't recognize we should have them?) in reply to Ishfery 14:58:21
  • Me too! @smoke99 @Ishfery @PantherAlyxx Maybe it was better that way. Lying & sneaking may have kept it in a healthier (& hotter) context. in reply to smoke99 15:00:33
  • Just masturbated to a quick orgasm with my faves from this photo gallery on slideshow: http://t.co/Q45WVeJd 16:20:43
  • @UndressJess In the vid I'm typing a letter to him (before I start fucking his likeness in dildo); voice-over is me saying what I'm writing. in reply to UndressJess 16:22:42
  • OMG, *why* with the headaches? Whywhywhy??? 17:20:34
  • My little sister & @DeliaTS have the best sense(s?) of humor. 23:32:40

My Life Yesterday

October 23, 2012

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  • Awww, @AmberLily ! I've never read you being so tragically-horny-romantic! I don't know what to make of it, but thx for the quivering treat. in reply to AmberLily 10:33:56
  • 3 of 5 stars to Game Warden by William Wasserman http://t.co/sL7usjhs 12:51:33
  • A picture of my morning boob: http://t.co/JaEShIEF It's easier to capture w/ camera than morning BREATH. Tho I'm putting that on to-do list. 14:42:21
  • I love working late in day & at night. But not when I realize around 11pm that I need to work twelve hours instead of eight to get anywhere. 22:25:06
  • Going upstairs to see fresh welcoming bedding and @DeliaTS editing super-pretty pics I took of her = LOVE / THANKS / SKIPPED <3BEAT / LUCK. 23:54:02
  • I have a video I've sat on that whole time w/it & failed to edit in time for this election, @UndressJess @Emma_Ink – BOO on me! in reply to UndressJess 23:55:38

My Life Yesterday

October 22, 2012

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  • There's no way I'm throwing away our ShoulderFlex Massager; it warned in the directions it could strangle me! http://t.co/aW3QkfXy 09:10:18
  • My pics today aren't nude or even of me, but one of them is of something shiny & cool! http://t.co/LQh5MZLu 15:59:40
  • 4 of 5 stars to Boxer, Beetle by Ned Beauman http://t.co/WQ1h0km2 16:02:45
  • OMG my butthole STILL hasn't recovered from our camping trip last month where I had a cold (& FED IT) & didn't poop for more than two days. 16:40:03
  • When I finally did poop, I (slowly, painfully) dropped a huge turd with the girth of a cannonball. I've remained torn since then. 16:41:22
  • And that, my friends, is way more interesting than any football game you may or may not be watching. I mean, I *drool* from the pain. 16:42:21
  • You would cry, too. http://t.co/FJmugCTG 16:47:23
  • I should have just tweeted that pic as "Dear Diary," @tastytrixie in reply to tastytrixie 16:51:02
  • For fuck's sake, Trixie . . . DO NOT sit down at the computer unless you have a good fucking reason to. 19:40:24
  • Feeling like I need a Halloween-y feeling book to read. http://t.co/9c8EyZiB 19:41:20
  • Mmmmmm . . . hot shower. MMmmmuhh? @DeliaTS still hard at work: http://t.co/GGBlFaLS So I shall . . . play Mormon temple w/my barbies? 22:08:23
  • But seriously, I think all that video is going to do is make more people join up so they can fill the void with veiled white-robed ritual. 22:09:19
  • I'm trying to NOT be aroused but @deliats is making that VERY CHALLENGING. 23:55:19

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