• Deadheading pansies after watering plants: http://t.co/yW4Cn7bU #
  • You want to know how bored I am with mainstream articles exploring WHY MEN* ARE OBSESSED w/BOOBS? So fucking bored of it. Gag me w/boredom. #
  • I've had prominent breasts for 25+ yrs. Men aren't nearly as *OBSESSED* w/them across the board as we're told, & not much more than women. #
  • "Ooooh it has to do with hormones & your mommy!" No shit. What doesn't? Dear science: stop "researching" what makes dudes' dicks hard & … #
  • … try telling me why everyone gets SO MAD when we make dudes' dicks hard, especially for money? Oh yeah, not a mystery either. #
  • Gaahhh color me cranky & make me stop looking at the intinert. "People were created to be loved, things to be used" blah blah stupid blah. #
  • Awesome, @AaliyahLove69 – congratulations and thanks for explaining to people the WORK that goes into collaborating with photogs, etc. in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • What a relief! I just had two gigantic-feeling orgasms WITHOUT crying . . . phew! #
  • Heyyyyy! My free nudie pics for today are samples from my members-only area: http://t.co/RGr5VRh3 Yummy feet, breasts & slit! #
  • Now I'm going to see if @DeliaTS is ready to snap some candid nudie pics with my phone for me to post tomorrow . . . #
  • That's exactly the kind of stuff I wish paternalistic anti-sex work & anti-porn people would use to put it in perspective, @christianxxx1 . in reply to christianxxx1 #
  • re: NFL, here's a crazed post I wrote when refs stole the superbowl from the Seahawks: http://t.co/z8lHzUfg So take THAT timely reminder! #
  • I'd love to devote years of my life comparing the sports industry to the sex industry and learning more/talking more about class & gender. #
  • So fearful & awkward with the phone. Hate leaving message to make hair appt. It's torture; I feel so fucking stupid and weird. #
  • Totally scared to touch phone # in text message, afraid it will call the person instead of adding to my contacts. Why so hard smartphone?!? #
  • Didn't get nudie pic taken because @DeliaTS is live on cam entertaining YOU! http://t.co/HEzlZjSQ Check out her 5 star viewers' comments! #
  • No, @C_BearE – holding off on anything w/ any extras until I get taxes done & make room for 10 days by myself to work on a special project. in reply to C_BearE #
  • Also: I have to process & post the content I've shot w/ boyfriends & stunt cocks & figure some stuff out before I make any more dates. #
  • Also: need bigger time & money budget to do sluttier porn w/others even slightest bit of justice, both personally & professionally. #
  • LEARNED: I actually do want time to connect with people & enjoy them privately before pushing ourselves on camera together. #
  • But! I'm really excited when you folks are as excited as I am to have more sex with more people! #
  • Ohhhh mannnnnn again I need to be reminded that I'm not even CLOSE to knowing everything? That I should know about just myself even?? #
  • Whoah, did you actually cut it @AmberLily ? I love that cut & style on you – still saucy and wicked while being disarmingly pixie-ish. in reply to AmberLily #
  • OMG who AM I?!? I feel so pretty-sad it's giving me shivers up & down my back, like the moment in a movie when they finally kiss AS HE DIES. #
  • Wouldn't you just barf if started tweeting about falling in romantic love with peoples? Because I would. I would BARF. I'm going to BARF. #
  • Reminder to self: pretend you're joking. Channel the guy you lost your virginity to who said he only had sex w/u because your mom paid him. #
  • When did The Awesome People get More Awesomer Looking Twitter profiles/layouts? Just noticed on @fireland. #
  • I wish @DeliaTS would come out here and get me and enfold me in her arms, entreating me to suckle at her gummy teat & later sup on brownies. #

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