• Why don't people understand? You only make fun of the people you love. MOCKERY IS A COMPLIMENT! I LOVE it when @DeliaTS makes fun of me. 10:12:26
  • Walking home from seeing #TheHobbit last night. #Seattle http://t.co/CNKQsUcnPs 10:40:31
  • It's still weird to me to call that store "Macy's" when I grew up with The Bon Marche. It's like the East Coast beat us. 10:44:34
  • I'm over here blogging to space music while my wife @DeliaTS hides behind the tree putting ads on the internet. http://t.co/8LXqoUEJws 10:54:23
  • There was a time when I thought my kind of pussy was standard. Now it seems like the exception rather than the rule. Yay for porn! 10:59:41
  • Best free amr to mp3 converter? That doesn't try to get you to download a bunch of hijacking bullshit? 11:42:19
  • Errrr … looks like one of our voyeur cams at home is frozen. I'm not really in bed or even in that town right now. http://t.co/RHTCJ00prD 12:45:12
  • RT @AlignedandWell: In case you ever wanted to look through the injury file of a pro football player: A great article about poor… http://… 12:53:13
  • Me, today. http://t.co/veCdFDT25t 22:55:30
  • Oooh, my wife @DeliaTS knocked over my bong. If I weren't so fat & lazy I'd strap one on & fuck the shit out if her in her white panties. 23:27:19