• I still can't fucking believe there are people who think Jimmy Fallon is funny. Cute, yes. But funny? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? What?!? No. 10:36:58
  • Listening to @kexp – the best. 10:39:24
  • Sorry I'm making such grouchy posts. Moving along: so what's the learning curve like for GIMP as a lifelong photoshop user? 11:47:43
  • NICE, @BigBoobsAlert ! in reply to BigBoobsAlert 11:48:52
  • Was that a #Seahawks touchdown I heard? Or a car backfiring? When did/does the game start? 13:00:07
  • Yes, I turned on my heel & left the restaurant upon seeing it filled with cops. I can't eat while being that pissed & horny. Uncomfortable. 13:24:54
  • Thanks, @CybrJoe20 – must've been a premature explosion! in reply to CybrJoe20 13:25:47
  • RT @john_self: When I meet people at parties, I tell them about the ship I sail to the Arctic circle every winter.

    It's an icebreaker. 14:14:36

  • Okay THAT was a touchdown I heard. http://t.co/2PkfuuwSHz 15:55:43
  • Goddammit why didn't I bring that sweetly drunk boy home with me? 18:38:09
  • Laughing so hard at Bill Murray in Lost in Translation I'm afraid I'll choke on my Starbursts. 19:56:11
  • God this movie would be do much better without ScarJo being in it. 20:03:24
  • I don't hate her in this, she just slows down the LOLs too much. 20:09:28
  • Something came into my magnetic force field in 2013 to make my moral compass VERY HARD for me to read with any clarity. #ExistentialCrisis 22:35:22
  • I just stood here watching a fight in the street below. I didn't call the cops. I took pictures of it. {{shrugs}} Everything is blurry. 22:38:11
  • I used to be that person people criticized for caring TOO much and trying TOO hard. Now I'm like THAT'S TOO HARD and I DON'T CARE. 22:58:05
  • Note: the fighting people had friends witnessing WITH PHONES & wasn't notably brutal – alternated between hugs & punches. #confusing 23:06:42
  • RT @UberFacts: While people who stay up later are likely to be more intelligent, they are also more likely to have vivid nightmares. 23:07:16
  • Let's see . . . what am I doing right . . . what am I doing right . . . Okay, my body is healthier than it was six months ago. 23:22:23
  • @reynashouse @JaneBurgess @DiamondJames We are with @nakedhosting – have been since 2002. in reply to reynashouse 23:23:41
  • I think I need to get meself to a convent. WHERE THEY ALL LOVE PUSSY. Just kidding. A *figurative* convent. Where they all love pussy. No? 23:41:25
  • There is a train blowing more for longer than I've ever heard from here. http://t.co/vgOeZFXXHM 23:57:31