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  • Gnashing teeth . . . why isn't my wife @DeliaTS responding to my texts and calls for the past two hours? Gah! I worry. 14:18:58

My Life Yesterday

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  • RT @DeliaTS: I love this blog entry from @tastytrixie about our "slumber party sex" – http://t.co/4gEha45TMn 09:34:25
  • RT @DeliaTS: Be sure to rock the vote for http://t.co/ReQbvReyM8 Transsexual Site of the Year! #XbizAwards http://t.co/tjAgGFEPne 10:15:18
  • Best present this season: nephews both still little enough I can pick them up, spin them around & hold them. 15:54:58
  • I have no qualms about being disruptively obnoxious in any restaurant where men in berets dine. 17:01:24
  • Took a selfie of me & my littlest nephew. Showed it to him 10 minutes later, asking "who's that?" His answer: "uhhhh…that's me & Grandma". 17:15:48
  • So #stoned I need help playing Bird Bingo from my four-year-old nephew: he's playing his card AND mine. 20:34:02
  • Who is my sister? Fucking hoity toity bingo & she tells her kinds to "attend to me" in French. http://t.co/spx67Ny8mt 20:45:41
  • Oh but listen … I just had to correct her pronunciation of "anise". Put two points on the board for the sex working sister! 20:49:15

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  • So thankful for Young Adult, & Netlix for letting me watch it over & over & over. 01:23:52
  • I've lost my appetite. 08:14:55
  • When I repeat myself, it's often because I don't remember I said it the first time. 08:27:04
  • On my way to my wife @DeliaTS with a full load of my boyfriend's cum in my pussy. 16:57:58
  • Note: me on my knees sucking his cock plus the sweet fucking was on our live voyeur cams. Hope members enjoyed watching! 17:00:21
  • Fooling around trying to take a picture of a bruise, I instead look like a bruisER. http://t.co/4tSmNGFo6l 23:02:27
  • Yes, I do have a strong streak of Workaholics-Adam in me. 23:22:40
  • My nudie #potd has me on all fours with my bare wrinkled soles in the foreground: http://t.co/4Fl7rdOjy2 23:24:30

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  • My heart leaps with you, Frances Ha! 00:04:06
  • It's snowing tiny dry flakes & @DeliaTS & I are finishing watching France's Ha, hoping it doesn't get more painful, afraid I'll cry… 10:49:11
  • I might should make this movie required viewing for all my friends & family. 10:53:07
  • "Its almost hard to be happy about it because I didn't have time to anticipate it." 10:56:26
  • New wake-up view from mattress downstairs, with deliats budding Christmas cactus. http://t.co/2JrCQgngBq 12:18:48
  • No, @babestoday – I'm more of a shameless #cocksucker. If any kind of "queen", sometimes a #PillowQueen just laid back getting fucked. in reply to babestoday 12:27:48
  • Tiny dry biting snowflakes floating and falling in spiraling currents. 12:48:38
  • My boyfriend's wife is reading me the riot act. It's totally fucking awesome. 15:57:36
  • The amount of want I have right now is too unexpected, too much to ask for and too much to console on my own. Didn't see this coming. 19:58:03
  • Here, Trixie. Eat a fucking pellet of food and dry off and accept how you have emotions. All. The FUCKING. Stupid. EMOTIONS. 21:13:47
  • @babestoday I'm not offended if someone considers me a #blowjobqueen – just not a term that comes to mind for me & my strong love of cock. in reply to babestoday 21:23:23
  • Thank you @wjoost ! Your presence & expertise definitely added a lot of awesome to it (& you're one of VERY FEW to be in it: VERY VERY FEW). in reply to wjoost 21:25:05

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  • I hope I don't jinx anything by saying I'm totally fucking excited for tomorrow afternoon. 00:03:40
  • There is a thing the smart kinky people talk about: AFTERCARE. I think I need to start planning real time for that. For myself AND them. 20:46:37
  • And I command you to come – follow me – and eat of the flesh, greasing our faces with all-consuming love. http://t.co/pd3leVtFVS 21:28:22

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  • Windy tonight. Totally freaking out that a tree might land on my head. 00:44:56
  • Bright sun & blue sky imprinting on my cabin. http://t.co/M4qHT5ZGGl 13:41:31
  • If you like redheads with sweet smiles & perky titties, welcome this girl back when she returns in a couple minutes: http://t.co/RevLvIEJXf 14:30:28
  • My brain has been going in slow motion. Except for in certain unproductive arenas of thought. 16:46:05

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  • Fourth orgasm – accompanied by a first & sort of revisitation of something. 03:36:49
  • Had 5th orgasm last night around 4 am during epically intense masturbation session. Now: trying to resist siren song of vid named "REWARD". 12:06:10
  • Days like this one make me wish for my piano. 17:10:16
  • @stockingirl I've been checking literally YEARS now for the baby blue stockings in small size: http://t.co/IbBMhlca81 Will it ever happen? 19:23:49

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  • There is no greater joy than having your loving wife mock & make fun of you. During the holidays & all year round. Thank you, @DeliaTS 🙂 11:07:41
  • I love getting to have so many of all the different feelings in brief spans of time. I'm happy to be alive & lucky to know sweet people. 12:50:07
  • gotta loosen up my tight hips on this here walk… https://t.co/XlQOV2aJn9 13:31:51
  • Lady in grocery store did a disgusted 180 to get away from me singing along to "Frosty the Snowman". 14:36:11
  • Now I'm just following her around, pissing her off to the tune of Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. She hates me. This is FUN. 14:37:51
  • Sorry lady. No amount of bulk whole bean coffee is going to extricate you from the spirit of Christmas hell that is me. 14:39:54
  • I'm a pasty-faced menace in a puffy red coat. 14:45:33
  • I haven't had partnered sex or masturbated to orgasm in a week. Getting a little edgy here. 17:00:44
  • Snapshots from our celebration of Throw Shit Away Day: http://t.co/HfLB0whVPt (including one of my big boobs) 19:40:41
  • Jesus CHRIST please tell me the raccoons didn't learn to open the gate right when @DeliaTS left me alone here. The cabin is surrounded. 19:52:29
  • Actually better it's the raccoons opening the gate than . . . human hands. What the fuck is going on out there?!? 19:53:06
  • I swear the neighbors pay them in bowls of popcorn to harass me – I see their shiny eyes now under the blackberry hut observing me. 19:56:44
  • Teasers for this site on tubes are so perfect I'm about to join: http://t.co/GL2DUzW0y4 (LOVE big cock hand-over-hand handjobs) 21:48:51
  • Don't you hate it when you come three times and it's still not enough, but you know they won't be as good if you keep going? 21:57:04

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