• Yes. I'm sick of waking up with headache & nausea so I'm going to wake & bake (w/ high CBD/low THC strain so I don't get all intoxicated). 09:46:49
  • Errrr… maybe that doesn't count as "bake", then. Whatever. I'm excited about today anyway, and tamping down the mild yuck is a nice start. 09:51:08
  • OK, 2014 – only the 2nd day of the year & you'll have a hard time topping double-dick dude: http://t.co/vnItaAbtfX 10:40:09
  • OMG what he says about James Franco: http://t.co/GbxdhV6Jnu Jesus, this couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. 10:56:23
  • AND THEN WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT DOUBLE-STAMPING "THE MIDDLE DUDE FROM HANSON"!!! http://t.co/GbxdhV6Jnu Today is over. It gets no better. 10:59:36
  • I so wish I could work AND listen to great music at the same time. But I just can't concentrate (except on the music). 11:18:49
  • In 90 minutes the sun goes down. Fuck you, winter. 15:00:28
  • Darn. Actually NOT a panty tree, then. http://t.co/zK9J6lGgwz 16:04:43
  • Winter sky selfie, Washington waterfront. http://t.co/P1ZfhJyD5G 17:28:34
  • "Puget ______" – everything about this is what I grew up around. http://t.co/NwIVGcCqRi 17:32:31
  • RT @DeliaTS: Getting ready for my first cam session of 2014! Come play with me live! -http://t.co/R1jBQXxokh 19:37:56
  • Our faces. They are malleable things. I'm moving the skin over my cheekbones, wanting to buy a skull like my own head to remind me it's BS. 20:03:34
  • If I were you, I'd jump in on the show my wife is doing right now: http://t.co/r1JNJKbVBi I think she's about to come. 22:02:23
  • Oh man, @DeliaTS is a good tease. If you get a show with her tonight maybe she'll take me out for carpaccio tomorrow. I *love* raw meat! 22:06:23