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  • @UndressJess I *love* Cruel Intentions! You have to watch Dangerous Liaisons too if you haven't already – they go together. in reply to UndressJess #
  • Members: have you seen the 300 new pictures I posted for you this week? http://t.co/Iuq4k96f Refresh! #
  • It's very hard to coordinate things with family. Visits, events, bdays & bullshit. I know you know this, but OMFG what a timesuck nightmare! #
  • Especially though when my mom and sister don't seem to have the same understanding of CALENDARS & how they can be of use. #
  • Reminds me to thank my lucky fucking stars for being infertile. Makes me believe there IS a HP looking out for me. Parenting = super hard. #
  • OK, but rewarding? LMAO at pic my sis sent of nephew's bday wishlist: "My Brda list. LEGOS." Hahahaha – simplicity & fervent longing. #
  • Yeah, so I just came watching this promo vid of @DeliaTS that @LightningAllie wanted me to proofread hehe: http://t.co/V0CQm1jO #
  • Ten minutes at a time. Ten minutes at a time. Ten minutes at a time. Glad I'm not the only one for whom that's as much as she can handle. #
  • Love Majel, LOVE Jake & Muse story. (watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The Muse S04E21) http://t.co/XDJ9rXW7 #
  • Nude with bug bites: http://t.co/kJWUdgBX #

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  • @UndressJess That's the first movie I went to by myself to see in the movie theater! I think I was 17 maybe, so I had a (solitary) blast! in reply to UndressJess #
  • Just got home after 13 hours mostly spent 1) on the road and 2) at the dentist. @DeliaTS got some serious work done. RELIEVED no root canal! #
  • My nudie pics of the day are very graphically interesting, but they're not of me. http://t.co/HRrM33oR Local color! #
  • @UndressJess I love it, but have only done it a few times. Only scary time was being alone w/ 3 homophobic dudes watching Cruel Intentions. in reply to UndressJess #
  • Arrggh, @greenguy89 ! Thanks for the pic thievery heads up. Sigh. It *is* true that @DeliaTS is a "Huge Balls Shemale", though! in reply to greenguy89 #
  • Awwww, @amberlily – you might even be the ONLY one! And you *must* know I would buy alcohol with you wherever (& almost whenever) you want. in reply to amberlily #
  • There are many worthwhile moments in this movie so far. @DeliaTS & I burst into tears over 1 of them ~hour in…… http://t.co/aHPs6qJc #

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  • Give me some space over here, fuckers . . . I'm trying to organize my highlighters, colored click-pens, into more sensible 2-cup design. !! #
  • Phew . . . glad I got that big project out of the way. Nap time? Perhaps? #
  • Sigh – how did my phone turn "hilarious" into "filatious", @tastytrixie ? in reply to tastytrixie #
  • Pics of me NAKED (NSFW) doing an exercise I learned from @AlignedandWell . And talking about how awesome she is: http://t.co/jOLMsKac #
  • Oops, @greenguy89 ! Thank you for the quick heads up . . . tweeted again WITH LINK this time haha! in reply to greenguy89 #
  • Not surprised that the people I referred to @CamilleCrimson 's Art of BJ site got the longest memberships possible: http://t.co/A9fEHuYR #
  • I swear this petunia opened up more just while I was looking at it! http://t.co/Fu8FSVGc #
  • Ooooh, two of my fave hot redheads in one tweet! Thanks for being awesome, smart & beautiful, @Elligirl @CamilleCrimson ! in reply to Elligirl #
  • From @AlignedandWell : "Animals, including humans, do not 'work out' in nature . . . . the way they live their life keeps them in shape." #
  • Totes, @Elligirl – the quote makes more sense within the context of the blog entry she wrote, partly about crossfit: http://t.co/b9Y1t9Y5 in reply to Elligirl #
  • Now I'm going to take some naughty photographs of @DeliaTS . . . being a photographer has sorta natural body movements sometimes, right? LOL #
  • I think there's something wrong with his balls, @katsnacksin reply to katsnacks #
  • Pleased with how pics turned out augmenting natural light with this new bulb @deliats picked out: http://t.co/KefoJ6AF #
  • Listening to The Go-Go's "Our Lips are Sealed". My sister thought Belinda was singing "I Love Cecile". Doesn't matter what they say! #
  • LMAO @msnaughty – AWESOME! in reply to msnaughty #
  • Listening to Duran Duran, editing pics of me wearing tight silver leggings and copper toenail polish. #
  • Giving serious consideration to boycotting WA grocery stores adding liquor. Should have opened liquor stores on Sunday & kept as was. #
  • I actually LIKE liquor stores & would like non-prescription access to more drugs. But they shouldn't be in GROCERY stores. #
  • What about the pianos on the sidewalks, @Zoeytrope ? Poor, poor Everett . . . I haven't been there in forever. in reply to Zoeytrope #
  • @Zoeytrope Suck. That was such a beautiful but impractical idea. I guess like @NotTildaSwinton . Sigh . . . in reply to Zoeytrope #
  • I'm going to take @DeliaTS to the @ShaneCompany & see if they'll fit her with a diamond engagement cock ring. #
  • Watched a bit of this while eating pork chops & greens for dinner: (watching The Cape Canaveral Monsters) http://t.co/xuSjzb8v #
  • @amberlily Don't tempt me to go on a rant with two dozen big reasons why. Been restraining myself ever since it got on the WA ballot. AGAIN. in reply to amberlily #
  • Almost done with new gallery for members, but it's time to leave the computer for tonight. We have a big date with the dentist tomorrow. #
  • @amberlily I totally think you should be able to buy it around the clock and any day of the week. Just not in grocery stores. in reply to amberlily #
  • Also: I should be able to grow & buy weed, make moonshine, & purchase benzos without a p-script or record made. BUT NOT IN GROCERY STORES! #
  • @amberlily So why don't we like feeling like a deviant? 😉 in reply to amberlily #
  • @amberlily If you can't buy porn in a grocery store, they shouldn't be slamming bottles of shit in your face that can kill a person. in reply to amberlily #
  • @amberlily Yes, and no, and we both know the diffs. People would die from drinking a gallon of bleach, too. Not the same. in reply to amberlily #
  • @amberlily Never had prob in liquor stores I've been in, but if so, it's worse having 2 deal w/liquor store clientele when GROCERY shopping. in reply to amberlily #
  • When we finally see each other again, let's get drunk & make a video arguing about this & plastic bags, @amberlily … THEN KISS & MAKE UP! in reply to amberlily #

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  • Sunday hugs to @AaliyahLove69 @AmberLily @JaneBurgess @libby_lynn @minasmusings @reynashouse @UndressJess in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • Yesterday's nudity pics AND VID CLIPS are @DeliaTS legs & she-cock encased in shiny lavender pantyhose: http://t.co/p6Q1fO1O #
  • Listening to Dwight Yoakam while I edit pics (rare job I can focus on w/music). His greatest hits from the 90's: http://t.co/XOXcq9Yv #
  • Seriously . . . It Only Hurts When I Cry: what a fucking classic: http://t.co/HXTu9loR Also a fave: Pocket of a Clown: http://t.co/lZuk08DG #
  • George Michael & Dwight Yoakam are two of the few from the 80's & 90's who actually wrote songs that became STANDARDS with legs for decades. #
  • Interrupted lunch to bring you a sweet hairpie upskirt-y nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/KBn6S7u1 #
  • Holy WOW – @DeliaTS just got done with a webcam show where she came FOUR TIMES in a two hour block. Those viewers got quite a treat! #
  • Always amazes me how mind- and body-movement-altering stretching is. Even a little stretching weekly can make a profound positive change. #

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  • My GF @DeliaTS is live on cam in black fishnet top, bra, & tiny denim skirt: http://t.co/cXSSYUws – indulge your slut fantasies! #
  • I myself just got done mowing the lawn. @deliats had to start the mower for me again, though! I'm a #weakling ! http://t.co/90GpoY2s #
  • Sometimes I think if I could teach people in the first world one thing it would be to select "reply to all" in email. I squander the wishes! #
  • In theory this is funny to us. Reality = so boring we turned off before 10 minutes. Too bad I don't have patienc… http://t.co/9H3yzKYX #
  • Just posted a fun cam show archive from Thursday for members (g-rated preview pic): http://t.co/qbqIcpWv #
  • Methinks there is some hot crazy messy drunken webcam action going on this holiday weekend night! http://t.co/XXEOoJqx #
  • RIP White-crowned Sparrow who was hit by a car while we were eating cheeseburgers. Also RIP cows of our cheeseburgers. http://t.co/JhhPGfbc #
  • so hilariously macabre … filatious in every serious way … (watching Sunset Boulevard) http://t.co/UBGLo3kF #

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  • Internet working this morning. Methinks last night was not our modem, but an outage I was first to call about & they didn't ping any locals. #
  • But I'm going to go ahead and see if my favorite cable guy comes over early anyway. Happy to have him check out my equipment. #
  • I set up some pretty pictures of me in natural light wearing only 70s platform sandals & sheer top: http://t.co/5HHK4KFG (shot in March) #
  • Awesome is sitting on couch eating breakfast & seeing woodpecker methodically scale tree right outside window in front of me. #
  • LMAO @minasmusings in reply to minasmusings #
  • The woodpecker I saw was a Hairy Woodpecker, according to @deliats. Colors like a bristly winged skunk. #
  • Yay! So excited – cable signals just being tweaked as they make improvements. Been hearing rumors for a year . . . will be awesome. #
  • I love our cable guys. When I tell them about our cams & ask if they want me to turn them off while they're here, they never care.<3 <3 <3 #
  • @NaturesBabes Thank you! in reply to NaturesBabes #
  • Dear Jesus, please help me find the $1800 that's lost in the mail. Or in hell. Which is kinda what our post office is like. WITH SMILES. #
  • Just 1 story made the internet worth it today: Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies http://t.co/2ek5Lzxb #
  • Pics of @DeliaTS in bed & my sunny walk today: http://t.co/K0Uo1Lgi (thanks to @LightningAllie reminding me that SUNSHINE IS AWESOME!) #
  • I hope that wasn't a small hard spot of poop that I just scraped off my phone's screen with my fingernail. Must be #KlonopinTime #

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  • @DiamondJames NICE FIND! Yeah, I know *I* want to see that!! in reply to DiamondJames #
  • I love it when older women tell me I look good. In person, when I actually do look okay. It makes me FEEL good! #
  • Delicious. Because of @libby_lynn & @Zoeytrope , I am now aware of & following @NotTildaSwinton . in reply to NotTildaSwinton #
  • I need to schedule a Tilda Tribute Week in addition to Lou Reed Week on my to-do list, @libby_lynn @Zoeytrope – haven't SEEN Constantine! in reply to libby_lynn #
  • Seeing Orlando on the big screen as a teenager: probably a big game changer & something of a lifesaver in my experience. #
  • Mmmmm… The mild heat from surprise sunshine makes me want to pick up boys & fuck them. Also, that tan blonde girl in white short-shorts. #
  • Window down at stop light, a 65ish man in a little pickup truck gave me what I THINK was supposed to be a complimentary, umm, bark. #
  • I'm GLEAMING w/sunshine in my outdoor nudie pic taken after dinner today: http://t.co/1A5Ubqpq WITH BONUS: nuclear magic potion doodle LOL #
  • @wabtlsfan LOL – thanks! I actually enjoy doing it . . . but hey, did you move recently? I thought you were in Vancouver . . . now in Oly? in reply to wabtlsfan #
  • @minasmusings Sounds like you've experienced loss associated w/her for a long time & now it's at natural end. Glad you're taking care of U! in reply to minasmusings #
  • Grrrr…our internet connection just took a dive. 2nd time today. #
  • Schedule one fucking day off & watch it turn into a date with the cable company. I just love working 7 days a week. #

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  • Want to read about my 1st kiss, 1st porn I watched, etc.? Check out my interview on @FreeOnes : http://t.co/xX9KvvQk! #
  • Doing/juggling/puzzling over the bills & money. Because that's my glamorous sexy porn life in my splendid accountant role. #
  • Feeling really irritated that the only day I can have off this week is one where we already have a non-work social event to attend. SICKOFIT #
  • Probably by the time Friday rolls around I'll really want to go, though. Still . . . I just want a quiet day all to my self. Burned out. #
  • Call me crazy, but I seem much happier when I take my birth control pill in the morning than before bed. Sensitive, I am. #
  • People just really do not understand the concept of safeguarding our privacy. Not bad people or ill-intentioned, they just DO NOT GET IT. #
  • God I want to crawl under a fucking rock right now. I DO NOT WANT TO WALK AROUND TOWN AS TRIXIE for fuck's sake! I want to be INVISIBLE!! #
  • If we were rich and I could send a butler out to do all of the shopping and if not for sex worker stigma & LAWS, maybe it would be worth it. #
  • LMAO – so grateful for people tweeting in my timeline who are even more melodramatic & tragic & crankypants than I am! #
  • NOTE: I don't mean to "blame" other people for the inevitable or not hold myself accountable in any way. Just stressful/worrisome. #
  • In a much better mood after my webcam show & orgasm – thanks for the tips, Txxxxx! #
  • Spread nudie pic shot tonight right after my show and right before it got too dark outside: http://t.co/Z8QsbGRF #
  • Nooo, @amberlily ! I wasn't stoned at all the night I called!! I may, however, have been slightly drunk. But mostly saw @BigDarth was awake. in reply to amberlily #
  • I do not intend to wait til i'm 65 to have a good life. Nor do I intend to ever not work at something. #

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  • Didn't do anything to take care of or enjoy my body yesterday, so that's tops on my list 2day. Right after I sit @ the computer 4 8 hours. #
  • Just kidding. I'm not going to sit here for 4 hours or 8 hours or 48 hours before I go stretch. #
  • Dear @DellCares – You've called our # to reach someone else 17 times in the past week, even at 8am. Now on HOLD to tell you to FUCK OFF. #
  • Dear @DellCares – I was on hold for over FIFTEEN MINUTES listening to shitty dance music to tell you you have the wrong number. #DoNotCall #
  • Great, but sending back to Netflx without finishing it. we hardly ever finish movies, actually…. (The Lady fro… http://t.co/TDFxDyej #
  • @FilmLadd We'll probably pick it up again someday; I know that we're totally missing out. I wish they had more classics streaming on NF. in reply to FilmLadd #
  • LOL @msnaughty – I know it's insane, but that site is adorably funny to me at first glance. Thanks for the instant chuckles. in reply to msnaughty #
  • I honestly feel inspired by bad sites like that, @msnaughty – like, why am I trying so hard when it would be so fun & funny to build crap?!? in reply to msnaughty #
  • Finally – something funny. (watching Sixty Six (2006)) http://t.co/2GRaD4C2 #
  • FUNNY FACIALS (of a sort) in my nudie pics for today, illustrating sensory overload: http://t.co/lU4c5Y8F There's a good side & a BAD side! #
  • Please look to @DeliaTS today/night if you desire someone in our house to be genuinely sexy/get you off. On cam now: http://t.co/kHGoefxX #
  • Listening to Jeff Buckley, going to edit some pictures for the "Chubby Champion" gallery. #
  • Having a mildly peculiar, wondrous evening. Forgot bedroom window RIGHT ABOVE MY HEAD was open when I came. Really really really loudly. #
  • Also: kissed, stroked & given poetry by local color AND heard funny joke told by one of my fave cashiers. I hope he didn't know I'm stoned. #
  • @HRugaru LOL – having lived through it, you probably "get it" more than anybody besides @DeliaTS and @LightningAllie . in reply to HRugaru #

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  • I think he "just" killed himself, @greenguy89 – but I think Courtney is the kind of amazing "evil" or fucked-up-edness legends are made of. in reply to greenguy89 #
  • I also think people around the Buffalo area feel a special kinship to Kurt, @greenguy89 – it's like you guys lived in Aberdeen too. in reply to greenguy89 #
  • So far today is a papercut. #
  • My nudie pic of the day in 3-step reveal: http://t.co/Epj2vgiL PLUS gifting etiquette PLUS dorky/loony assembly line analogies! #
  • A real pro would have made that THREE blog entries, not just one. Or two and a draft. Or DELETE DELETE DELETE insert horny wet pussy. #
  • Wait a minute . . . do I mean analogy or do I mean metaphor? #
  • Fellow webwhores: how long is too long to spend on an interview? How do you decide how much time to invest in it (if at all)? #
  • I sometimes think I'd be a lot better at my jobs if I didn't like doing them so much. #
  • Competing with @deliats to see who does the best quavery Weird Science "OoOoOo!" I think I won. My creation…is it real? #
  • It's embarrassing that @deliats is reading my stupid-ass blog entry right next to me. Oh wait, she gave up because it's painfully long. #
  • My fave was the balloon girl; I think maybe I saw her do a bubblegum one once…. (A Wink and a Smile: The Art … http://t.co/Mb3qDp4v #
  • I've GOT to try to remember that sometimes the nicest thing I can do for @deliats is to shut the fuck up. AND IT'S TOTALLY FREE! #

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