Daily Trixie

• Had to mop up a lot of squirtness on the floor after my show just now. #
• Beautiful & hilarious: (watching Vernon, Florida) http://t.co/tFWG9WGH #
• It appears that 7 out of 10 people can't be bothered to fucking read more than 1 out of ten words. And they get paid to! Unbelievable. #
• Seriously, I have had email convos with a dozen people over the past two weeks that are incomprehensibly lazy and willfully ignorant. #rude #
• My nudie pics of the day include crazy-ass MILF-y energy: http://t.co/onSqA0FO #
• Why is Ice Cube inside a giant penis-pump? (watching Up in smoke tour) http://t.co/XCNftjG6 #
• If I could have any 3 guys at once: Turtle from Entourage, Ice Cube and fucking SEAN ASTIN. #

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• BEAUTIFUL morning . . . super hard winds last night, breezy and clean and weird harsh but muted brightness. Can't explain. #
• Thinking about transphobia & discrimination in our industry & personal & ethical probs of doing biz with ignorant bigots. #
• @HRugaru Tsk. Try camming & having your period, a computer virus, slow traffic, people rating you a 2 out of 5, eye & muscle strain, etc. in reply to HRugaru #
• @HRugaru And you don't just "play with yourself" on cam for customers. BRIGHT LIGHTS. DEMANDS. Have you learned nothing from us?!? in reply to HRugaru #
• Anyway, I'm glad I have choices. Exercise, some housecleaning, gonna eat & mow lawn, more housecleaning. Then webmastering, camshow, etc. #
• Or oh, I know. Try shaving, getting hair & makeup done, schedule show or shoot & male w/no face softcore EASY job flakes out at last minute. #
• Very happy to be spending a few hours doing physical work using lots of diff. muscles; for some reason even housework feels good today. #
• Oh barf, Charlie. Hate this BS. (watching LOST, Fire + Water S02E12) http://t.co/GwnO27BZ #
• Three post-shower, pre-show nudie pics of me in the cabin late in the day: http://t.co/scaVjLBv #

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• It turns out that 500 mg of Rhodiola plus coffee plus Ritalin is a little too much for me to handle all at once. #
• Oh fuck off jj a. w/your douchey men lashing out at women "betraying" them or not minding or withholding info…… http://t.co/UBHp2kg2 #
• So many cool wonderful things to do, for work, other or both, yet what I REALLY want to do right now is get our credit reports. I'm CRAZY. #
• When is the world going to let you paste a screen cap into gmail or tumblr? Why does this technology spite me with feebleness? #
• Images of my greasy cunt, big natural boobs & more from the masturbation vid I posted today: http://t.co/BcENSSuc #
• We totally shot (softcore) porn at the motel in this episode! (watching The X-Files, Wetwired S03E23) http://t.co/5qa09vc7 #

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• Probably more fun for members to watch us on our spycams fucking in the moonlight last night than me sorting & filing piles of papers 2day. #
• You can totally see my peehole opening up when I'm about to come in this video I'm getting ready to post tomorrow. #
• My gf @deliats is live on http://t.co/cXSXwuFC (& prettier than my peehole, which is saying A LOT!) http://t.co/4gxTmjuV #
• Whose empire are you calling TINY, @HRugaru ?!? See, you always know resorting to riling me up will get a response. I'm simple. in reply to HRugaru #
• Still working on something I planned to spend 20 minutes on . . . still not done almost 2 hours later. Am I inept or just . . . inept? #
• @HRugaru That's better, but still makes me feel like I have a woefully small penis. Not good for a tiny man going through mid-life crisis. in reply to HRugaru #
• My nudie pic(s) of the day are full of warm, seedy memories (AND MY CROTCH): http://t.co/qx5sfXb2 #

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• Thank you @AlignedandWell – just watched your "From the Shoulders Up". Your approach & the info (plus exercises) is so helpful & IMPORTANT! #
• I love how @AlignedandWell talks about the human machine, electricity, etc. Reminds me of fave 80s Nat Geo book, The Incredible Machine. #
• We have camshows on Wednesday & Thursday so my goal is to heal my neck & shoulders enough to silence my 3-week long off-&-on headache. #
• @HRugaru I would love to see a picture of the place on your body where it's causing you the most pain . . . in reply to HRugaru #
• Feeling very sorry for HUGE bumblebee – hummingbird sized – who can't find her way out of the cabin. Door & windows open. #
• Today's nudie pic & ruminations on whether acting or sex burn more calories: http://t.co/fXijlBEV #
• I can't believe this is my 1st time seeing this gem: (watching She devil) http://t.co/Jbg9XNsw #
• When the sun goes down & the light shines through our back door it's SUPER SUPER PRETTY. http://t.co/ZdUwvpKY #

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• (I just thought that was funny, I don't personally want the world to fuck off today . . . keep a healthy distance, though, maybe) #
• Working on a presentation @DeliaTS & I are giving next week. Getting excited about it. #
• It's the last day of SUPER POPULAR (Nude) Native Plant Appreciation Week on my blog! http://t.co/rAw0LvG4 #
• In the past 7 days, wondering what my surfers think of/know of me has been replaced with wondering what my surfers think/know of Pacific NW. #
• Okay, "replaced" is too strong a word. But I'm really curious how people perceive & what they really know of our natural environment. #
• It's a supermoon, @deliats says. Hey! & my Mom just texted it to me now, too! Pic doesn't convey bigness of it. http://t.co/T3tAQaLM #
• Spooky tree on walk with coyotes & stinging ourselves with nettles to celebrate Scorpio moon. http://t.co/vH6jClIb #

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• Now I know the reason why my brain spontaneously started shouting "Ali Baba & the 40 Thieves…ALI BABA & THE 40 THIEVES!" yesterday. #
• What I hate about conversations: each 1 spawns 10 new topics I feel like I need to clarify, correct or apologize for. #
• LOL! RT @LucyLegs Ahh, too much work! quit after 140 characters! in reply to LucyLegs #
• World's Most Beautiful Woman (With a Headache): http://t.co/nArXh0g1 #

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• 10 minutes is a significant amount of time. I know that in a fearful/anxious way, but I want to practice it from an easy I-can-do-it way. #
• So sick of headaches. I'm in total awe of people who function & thrive with chronic pain, some of whom never or rarely complain. NOT ME! LOL #
• Today I am going to try an herbal remedy. And enjoy it! #
• @UndressJess primarily tight shoulder & neck muscles this time around, but a billion other factors too (ok, maybe 2 dozen 😉 in reply to UndressJess #
• @UndressJess I'm guessing you need as much shoulder & neck (& whatever else) rubbing as I do or more! You're at your machines so much! in reply to UndressJess #
• LOL – I just typed "video viles" instead of "video files". #
• You guys, don't let "America" fool you . . . not *every* day can be a cakester day. #
• So anyway, I've got to go watch Dreamscape. (Because today is actually TOTALLY a cakester day for me). #
• Fuck Inception! It didn't have this epic Maurice Jarre score! (watching Dreamscape) http://t.co/XpbdypUg #
• Dear Justin Timberlake: you can't bring sexy "back" when Christopher Plummer is still alive. And so is Carrot Top. #NotAttractedToJT #
• 1 thing I miss about the 80's is how pretty much every day some1 was talking about R.E.M. sleep or at least making a movie or band w/it. #
• @Big_Darth I actually do think Justin Timberlake is somewhat attractive as a funny person. Not as sexy (or funny) as @fireland, though. in reply to Big_Darth #
• From the sound of it @deliats is about to cum: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
• http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 http://t.co/nSqiii47 #
• @Dyno90 No, that's not me, that's my girlfriend of 10 years, @DeliaTS . Yes, she IS beautiful! Thanks 🙂 in reply to Dyno90 #
• Are you kidding, @robgokee ?!? You can get every single episode of Star Trek on @netflix !!! in reply to robgokee #
• I overate so overly that my regular waking breath at rest sounds like a Snuffleupagus with sleep apnea. #
• @robgokee I'd think *you* especially would appreciate, as I mentioned earlier today, having Dreamscape w/music by Maurice Jarre ON DEMAND! in reply to robgokee #

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• Just put in a pair of new, fresh, smooth contacts . . . so I will permit myself to cry NO MORE!! #
• Changing bill-paying day from Tuesday to Wednesday because of a certain entity which squanders its massive undeserved resources. #
• I like it when @HRugaru tweets my pictures. And then I know he's looking at them. And then I know . . . well, I don't know. I just imagine. in reply to HRugaru #
• Maybe we'll divert some of @LightningAllie 's time into forcing me to practice speaking without being hyperdramatic. #
• I know it can be overwhelming for people & unattractive & inaccurate when I emote rashloads of tortured, exaggerated emotion. #
• Embarrassing to watch & listen to, ridiculous to attempt. Wish Netflix had better streaming workouts…. (Crunch… http://t.co/3wXOmz3n #
• Therapeutic music & words & slowness – I loved & needed this: (watching Healing Yoga: for Aches and Pains) http://t.co/M3N1Ih0h #
• The only unbelievable part of the show to me is that so few people are fucking after 6 weeks. (Lost S02E09) http://t.co/V0qsKqwh #
• Sorry for my lack of observable responses to lots of people. Hope to catch up soon with love and more! #
• My native plant nudie pic(s) of the day: http://t.co/K9cRdVqQ with the Flowering Red Currant http://t.co/qKsQtnnJ #
• Blurry moon above cabin. Someone a block away just yelled for the crows to SHUT UP! Lol. Funny ducks flying above me. http://t.co/YZG8j6Tk #

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• That's awesome, @greenguy89 – I've got to get one of those! You know I'll be wearing it every single day . . . in reply to greenguy89 #
• Indeed you DO look familiar, @lintilla ! I'm happy to see you in a slightly mutated iteration, camgirl & book friend! in reply to lintilla #
• Made appts w/my fave dentist all the way in Tacoma who took out my wisdom teeth: http://t.co/I9YJp2X2 . #
• Oregon Grape is the focus of my nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/ReEhoFBU #
• @MonkeyAxis if I get a week to feel sorry for myself, then you 2 deserve, like, a hundred-year rest-cure! I don't know how you 2 do it. in reply to MonkeyAxis #
• Celebrating my 10th anniversary & midlife crisis with my FAVE ds9 ep: (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S03E22) http://t.co/3czL1X3E #
• I'm going to beg @DeliaTS to gently rub my anus with a moist towelette while I read Wuthering Heights on my Kindle. #
• Too bad I don't have one of those new NOOK's with GlowLight . . . then we could do it by nooklight & it would be EVEN MORE romantic. #
• Totally joking of course. I'm not even reading Wuthering Heights / don't even HAVE it on my Kindle. #

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