• While @deliats does dishes, I drink her coffee & vocalise my nauseous, headachey misery. Pure sounds of tired agony. No words. She laughs. #
  • Fuck you, @seattleweekly and all other pasty-faced Seattle geeks with your stupid Tacoma-bashing! Signed, pasty-faced Tacoma-loving geek. in reply to seattleweekly #
  • Visiting the Puget Sound region? Skip Seattle & hit the awesome museums in Tacoma (art, history, glass, cars etc.) then go to The Mountain. #
  • Seattle isn't nearly as cool as it thinks it is. It's repressed, segregated, cold/snobby, flaccid and envies Tacoma's big cock. #
  • Vote to make this nominee the BEST Blues Club. Jazzbones Tacoma: http://t.co/BusDVrTF #
  • I <3 @JAZZBONESTACOMA ! #
  • Sitting on the couch heckling @deliats while she exercises. I'm such a ray of sunshine! http://t.co/p5T1yJqA #
  • TU @mitchsunderland for your determination & pics: I’m a Homo but I Loved Having Sex with This Robotic Pussy http://t.co/2DUlfEjz #
  • Even if you like Bon Iver, this is funny: Dear Bon Iver, Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out http://t.co/dzb1VoxC via @VICECANADA #
  • Me, naked, picking blackberries: http://t.co/KM99plvU #
  • 86% done with Dies the Fire, by S.M. Stirling: I should have listened to the hesitation in my sister's voice when s… http://t.co/fr1TjTq7 #
  • @CeeStick you read it? What did you think? in reply to CeeStick #
  • After seven months I finally finished this book: http://t.co/JRj70fyB #
  • Oh fuck I'm going to feel shitty about that video I just masturbated to. Twice. Fortunately it was only a few minutes so easier to repress. #
  • Want to hear me awkwardly chat with you for almost half an hour via webcam? I just posted a new vlog for members: http://t.co/SVjXL4ff #
  • Thanks for this hilarious & horrible story, @mitchsunderland : http://t.co/co3khg5o I was LOLing reading it on my phone waiting for sushi. #
  • Thank you, @minasmusings – the adoration is mutual. Thinking of you more than you know. {{{{hugs}}}}} in reply to minasmusings #
  • Unfollowing @MadamScarlett because she tweets the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Tweet something new & put those links on your site. #
  • Sweet dreams, @VivianDaSilva – I hate having tormenting vivid scary emotional dreams. I've had good luck with Ambien plus rhodiola. in reply to VivianDaSilva #
  • Aw, cool – @wamixxradiofan – She seems cool, it's just really aggravating to see the SAME TWO LINKS repeated 24 times a week in my timeline. in reply to wamixxradiofan #
  • Rhodiola rosea is a cool plant that's an adaptogen you can get OTC all over now, @VivianDaSilva : http://t.co/O4IV8XFA – it's awesome! in reply to VivianDaSilva #
  • What I want/should/need to look at more than a computer monitor, absorb more than the internet or tv: http://t.co/IRIENpf1 #
  • Ugh. Already with the people in town. Dudes do not fucking get it. Or they do, and like ruining shit on purpose. #
  • So weird to be looking at pics on facebook of the first person to give me a rimjob like . . . 15 years ago. Also 1st/only Am. Indian. #
  • The sex was drunken & pretty bad, I had nothing in common w/him that I knew of, but I felt an intense psychic connection to him . . . #
  • (for lack of a better way to describe it). I also distinctly remember him saying, "I want to taste your shit". Good times, good times. #
  • I also lost a pair of shoes that night. And pretty much officially wrecked my marriage on purpose on drunken accident. You know how it is. #

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