Daily Trixie

• Heads up, members: our shows are probably canceled tonight & tomorrow: http://t.co/L41lH1aS Sorry! See you next time, I hope! #
• I hate canceling things. Aside from it sucking, it takes 45 minutes to do all the stuff to cancel it & announce it. #
• On a more sparkly note, its another beautiful day! http://t.co/shQsvcTV #
• If I also cancel my hair appt & shave my head to make time to meditate on this will it be okay? http://t.co/f3iOdtUc #

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• GrrrAAH!! I can't be mad at these girls, but when they fuck my hair, waxing &/or nail appts THEY FUCK OUR ENTIRE SHOOT & WORK SCHEDULE! #
• We live in a really small out-of-the-way place – can't just find another person to do it spur of the moment & I'm not good at doing myself. #
• But look! A ray of sun: RT @misscalico …follow porn/camgirl @tastytrixie. She's the only person I don't unfollow for tweeting about poop. in reply to misscalico #
• Actually a pathetic combo of both, @Volfie99 . . . 😉 in reply to Volfie99 #
• More thin-t-shirt and no-bra big tits & hard nipples pics of me: http://t.co/TF8uI1H7 #
• So many problems would be solved if all these feminists-who-should-know-better stopped using the word "vagina" and replaced it with "cunt". #
• From now on when talking w/people who say "vagina" when meaning "vulva", I'm going to talk about my vag-oh-nuh or my vag-oh-no 2 be wrong 2. #
• Like yeah, I told him to lick my vagohno & he was SO stupid I had to be like, not THAT part of my vagohno… my OUTER UPPER vagohno, stupid! #
• Blame it on fucking Eve Ensler and Naomi Wolf, not porn, that young men now think the cervix is a source of sexual pleasure. #
• My brain has been a frightening marvel of unpredictable & violent mood swings lately. Too many drugs? Or not enough? Hmmm is the answer. #
• But seriously folks, I'm not taking A LOT of drugs, and am taking far less than prescribed. Don't worry! #
• & there was nothing mind-altering in that suppository you may have seen me slide up my butthole. Even if there was, most of it leaked out. #

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• Thanks, @C_BearE – Glad you saw it & it's flattering you'd think of us hooking up with the famous @TeriWeigel ! She's way out of our league. in reply to C_BearE #
• All of this amazing love & stuff: http://t.co/njZDjISV #
• Ugh, with these questions @MyPornProfile – your vagina is only an "outty" if it's prolapsed. Love your site, hate your stupid Qs on twitter. #
• Social networking as a webwhore entails A SHITLOAD of tolerance for & blind-eye-turning of ignorance. Sometimes I just have to puke tho. #
• Awwww, I'm impressed with your apology @MyPornProfile – thank you for giving us many opportunities to promote ourselves & work. 🙂 in reply to MyPornProfile #
• Seeing so much of our content stolen makes me want to give up right now. I don't always feel this way, but today I do. #
• When you post our porn for free, it's 1) a sexual violation, 2) makes it not worth it for us to do this work, 3) MAKES YOU A PIECE OF SHIT. #
• You guys who do it think you're fucking heroes, liberating other dudes from paying for porn. Really you're rapey subhuman shitstains. #
• And I can't say you don't look and sound like a privileged rapey subhuman shitstain with a bloated sense of entitlement, @mymangina3 . in reply to mymangina3 #
• My attitude is the healthy one to have in response to being violated. That I want to kick your face in is actually a GOOD thing, @mymangina3 in reply to mymangina3 #
• I *am* total white trash, @mymangina3 ! That's why I recognize & loathe your spoiled can't-spell pretty boy alcoholic sociopathic face. in reply to mymangina3 #
• Now that I've contributed my share of ugliness to the internet, I'm going to go eat some lunch! #
• I'm almost 40, @mymangina3 , & I already give head for rent money. YET I WILL ALWAYS BE CLASSIER THAN YOU EVEN IN ALL CAPS & CUM IN MY EYE. in reply to mymangina3 #
• @mymangina3 Great – does that mean I can't say any more mean things to you today? {{{sigh}}} How will I maintain my bad attitude now?!? in reply to mymangina3 #
• All my life I think I've been torn between wanting to be INvisible and wanting to be recognized. #
• But whatever, folks. I'm going to quit the drama for now. Maybe I'll be back when my anal fissures heal. Later! #
• Could a real photographer-of-people please shoot Hayden Panettiere so I stop seeing pics of her where her legs look tiny & body/head huge? #
• I can't believe Women's Health mag & Nashville promos can live with themselves after making a beautiful little oven-stuffer look like that. #
• Even if she does (we all kinda do), don't you think a photographer who loves women & knows their job would mitigate that, @Elligirl ? in reply to Elligirl #
• Oh, I totally needed that, @Elligirl (along with your awesome seamed-stockings & ass pic on your profile)! in reply to Elligirl #
• Even more classic with rhodiola & ambien. (watching Clueless) http://t.co/sMG8ZCBf #

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• I'm hungry, horny & sleepy. #
• New pillow-swallowing space created between wall & mattress by vigorous fucking with @deliats http://t.co/X7OToZa9 #
• My nudie pic of today might be less than you're used to, but I really love it: http://t.co/Lk4okrFM #
• Indeed, we had a ton of fun @C_BearE ! Hope you and others caught it on our voyeur cams. 🙂 in reply to C_BearE #

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• Self-shot nudie pic of the day: just finished this, but easier to swallow with clothes back on: http://t.co/oAVFiyt1 #
• Oh god … Now I have to tell @deliats how much we owe the IRS. She's going to shit her panties. #

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• Watch out: my nudie pic of the day (appearing at 13:13 Pacific) includes one of the reasons I'm voting for who I'm voting for POTUS. #
• Seriously, clueless hordes who think camming is a new (or even newISH) thing, you should get some camgirl herstory: http://t.co/nRzU99M0 #
• Took a 70 minute walk in the sun & shade. Ate some tuna fish. Ran some errands. Time for a nap. #
• You know how you think you can tell from a picture that someone has bad breath? I look at some guys & know how their balls & breath smell. #
• I don't think it's accurate, it's just something my brain IMAGINES it knows, when it really doesn't. #
• My heart is shivering looking at receipts & addresses associated with boys last year. #
• Fall is definitely the time I feel like being someone's new (or revisited after many years) pussy. #

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• Super excited after shooting another hot set of pics & HD video of @DeliaTS in shiny golden panties, opaque stockings & t-strap pumps. #
• Pics of me in (& lifting) a very thin t-shirt outside with no bra on: http://t.co/qMhyZF8t #
• Ignorance is not the opposite of intelligence. #
• Back to business: @DeliaTS on cam for you while I pick the tax forms back up, doing one hour at a time: http://t.co/kHGoefxX #
• Looked up from taxes to see nothing but beautiful inviting me outside: http://t.co/SAIzqde6 #
• CLASSIC. (watching The X-Files, X-COPS S07E12) http://t.co/4GVpgAXY #
• Ummmmnnnn … I needed that fuck SO bad. Glad @deliats had some left over for me…. #

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• Did you see my new shiny, puffy shoes? And me wearing them, naked? http://t.co/65oJ3ciK #
• Free gallery with my big boobs & tan stockings! http://t.co/et5Lqxxo #
• Just shot sweet & sexy pics & video of @DeliaTS shaving, stroking & fingering herself in the (outdoor!) tub. AND PEEING ON HERSELF! #
• TOO MANY raccoons in the yard, TOO MANY ding dongs I ate, and TOO MANY tweets about the presidential debates. There's just WAY TOO MANIES. #
• Ahhh, the precious seesaw crazy "love" that can only be inflicted by the tireless virtuosity of the bipolar professionally-dysfunctional. #
• Sigh. @deliats won't fuck me OR make me a roast beef sandwich. Even when I told her I don't mind if she doesn't cum. #hungry #horny #asshole #
• Fuck it. Guess my nightcap will be Screamin Demon picked sausage, flaccid diet coke & David Copperfield. #
• @BradSabbath @DeliaTS LMAO – damn straight … in reply to BradSabbath #
• I'm not kidding around here, THIS IS MY LIFE! http://t.co/B2gKz9T0 #

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• Our plan to go swimming is being threatened by my lethargic bowels; I can't get ready until after I poop! Please, come forth poopoo… #
• Swimming is a real fun thing, you guys! #
• Reading David Copperfield, by Charles Dickens: I *need* books like this for before-bed and when I'm feeling blue. http://t.co/bj80Q53m #
• Been enjoying our night off watching documentaries about high school sports. #

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