My Life Yesterday

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  • I have a new name. 00:25:32
  • Sometimes you just wake up muttering "fuck me in all my holes" to yourself, oveer & over again. 09:53:56
  • Oops … and ovoid and open and overt and o-ring and ornery and ohhhhhver again. 09:55:50
  • It's a goddamn beautiful day! http://t.co/SkiTDVNR3Z 11:11:22
  • Amassing lots of concepts and ambitions and DRAFTS this year. And letting go of some old stuff. I can't show the progress, but it's there. 14:20:03
  • Distracted from doing bills by pics of @Toni_KatVixen & I … and stuff. http://t.co/q8uAIo97w0 18:24:18
  • Assuming @BOBCATGIRL is MoonNymphyPterodactyl Hotness the FIRST. 😉 in reply to BOBCATGIRL 18:27:40
  • Enjoying Lady Gaga & the Muppets Holiday Spectacular. One of us started crying during that Gypsy song but I won't say who! 😉 22:50:02

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  • Ummmmm . . . so THAT was really hot. 02:22:35
  • I have gotten more ginger pussy in my life than any other kind. Two of them pretend to be blonde but I know that's some hot ginger pussy. 12:38:33
  • Today's nudie pic post hints at last night and (I hope) tomorrow: http://t.co/Xi781cLVB3 21:40:09
  • Plastic. An enduring rain-friendly colorful symbol of my jolly full-moon of fun & good fortune. http://t.co/VuH1RDSBI1 23:08:02

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  • Why don't people understand? You only make fun of the people you love. MOCKERY IS A COMPLIMENT! I LOVE it when @DeliaTS makes fun of me. 10:12:26
  • Walking home from seeing #TheHobbit last night. #Seattle http://t.co/CNKQsUcnPs 10:40:31
  • It's still weird to me to call that store "Macy's" when I grew up with The Bon Marche. It's like the East Coast beat us. 10:44:34
  • I'm over here blogging to space music while my wife @DeliaTS hides behind the tree putting ads on the internet. http://t.co/8LXqoUEJws 10:54:23
  • There was a time when I thought my kind of pussy was standard. Now it seems like the exception rather than the rule. Yay for porn! 10:59:41
  • Best free amr to mp3 converter? That doesn't try to get you to download a bunch of hijacking bullshit? 11:42:19
  • Errrr … looks like one of our voyeur cams at home is frozen. I'm not really in bed or even in that town right now. http://t.co/RHTCJ00prD 12:45:12
  • RT @AlignedandWell: In case you ever wanted to look through the injury file of a pro football player: A great article about poor… http://… 12:53:13
  • Me, today. http://t.co/veCdFDT25t 22:55:30
  • Oooh, my wife @DeliaTS knocked over my bong. If I weren't so fat & lazy I'd strap one on & fuck the shit out if her in her white panties. 23:27:19

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  • Retrieving email I've been ignoring since around Thanksgiving. Hundreds upon hundreds . . . gah. 10:07:16
  • Once you have grey pubes you no longer have to worry about getting pregnant. Right? I mean, that would make sense wouldn't it? 16:05:16
  • Just got home after @DeliaTS took us to see #TheHobbit – I enjoyed it more than the first one. 21:55:17
  • Aaaand it warmed back up enough in the Puget Sound area for me to hang out naked outside without shivering: http://t.co/wrjKJcU4NL 21:57:40

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  • We watched Dealin with Idiots last night. Laughed our asses off & loved (most of) the ending. 10:29:04
  • I've never been this behind on managing bills & money stuff. Quite lucky to be ABLE to get behind, though. Desk & brains are a fucking mess. 12:42:18
  • RT @TriciaLockwood: "That's me in a nutshell," the squirrel wrote, forwarding a picture of himself balls-deep in a walnut 12:42:34
  • Naked as things are rearranged around me: http://t.co/5vuNhN6NJh (plus ways to approach being all tangled up) 19:52:53
  • Watching Knuckleball – wow … I could watch this once a week. So beautiful. 21:15:56

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