• My snatch smells like honey and fire this morning. 10:18:44
  • PMS. I alternate between wanting to throw & break shit, and tearing up over Michael Buble's "All I Want for Xmas is You". #Xmas #Hormones 10:59:28
  • Thanks for the Canadian Brass, @pandora_radio – a tempering mood-balancing tonic of clarifying metal-breaths. 11:03:56
  • Sweet free video preview peek at @DeliaTS for my nudie post of yesterday: http://t.co/jEle4XrFO4 AND help her get an award? 12:27:30
  • (it gives you a better idea of what happened to this glittery Christmas decoration: http://t.co/AnaSo6J6rK ) 12:29:08
  • Short & PMS-y means eating at a table with my nipples grazing the edge causes rage & aggravating arousal. HATE it. Hard to eat comfortably. 13:17:41
  • I'd take a picture & tweet it but my phone is full & resisted my efforts to download everything to clean it up. 13:22:55
  • Awwwww, shit – when she set down my chili bowl, the waitress' knuckle grazed my teat. 13:31:58
  • OMG, delicata squash in chili – sooooooo yummy. 13:34:29
  • Definitely unintentional, @Kaibutsu – I was embarrassed at my boobs protruding into her work area. in reply to Kaibutsu 13:51:26
  • RT @AmberLily: .@tastytrixie – Mmmm… Honey Fire Snatch! (A new flavor of coffee or tea cumming to a Starbucks near you & me?) 15:23:30
  • But then Mariah's original playing on the carousel reminded me how the first is the best. http://t.co/jpoLIwwmDh 15:28:58
  • RT @nmkl_pjkl_ftmch: #MyFeminismIsTransInclusive because talking about smashing patriarchal gender roles while alienating trans women is hy… 17:23:35
  • Filling my sister's guest room w/ smells of marijuana & my rank chili farts while @DeliaTS decorates Xmas cookies w/ our nephews upstairs. 19:36:17
  • My sister commanded someone to read the nativity story to the kids. Our mom isn't delivering it in proper spirit, LOLing & calling it BS. 21:14:23