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  • I love sleeping in on Ritalin! & I dreamt of Mal Reynolds. Unfortunately he was dying & his skin sloughing off buried in a limey sand pit. #
  • The first time I've seen Kitty Who at our place in months. Thought a coon or coyote got them or owners moved. http://t.co/czoYPPWJ #
  • My free nudie pics for today are from my newest members-only gallery: http://t.co/v5L3uGob Cozy, intimate, casual, homey & welcoming. #
  • Glad I hoard (in small amounts) drugs since I just found out lady didn't call in my Klonopin prescription Wednesday & now I'm out. Boooooo. #
  • I take such a small amount of this stuff, I hate having to jump through ridiculous hoops for it when there are GALLONS OF BOOZE @ THE STORE! #
  • Just enjoyed @AmberLily 's live on-cam rant telling boys to drop out of college. I fully agree w/ 98.5% of what she said! #
  • Scent of my farts is triple-rank with the shark liver oil suppository I've got stuffed up there. Or maybe not "up there" so much anymore. #
  • @Dextronet If I set a task w/subtasks to recur, will the subtasks automatically recur or should I set each of the subtasks to recur too? in reply to Dextronet #
  • @AmberLily It was awesome in so many ways, & I never take for granted being able to see & hear you working/know it's sorta weird & invasive. in reply to AmberLily #
  • Plain or with a little honey, @UndressJess . Or a LOT of honey, if you like. in reply to UndressJess #
  • Harvest moon! http://t.co/z53C7jpF #
  • Just ran a couple of miles under the full moon. Stopped because I forgot something to keep my ears warm; getting cold! #

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  • While @deliats does dishes, I drink her coffee & vocalise my nauseous, headachey misery. Pure sounds of tired agony. No words. She laughs. #
  • Fuck you, @seattleweekly and all other pasty-faced Seattle geeks with your stupid Tacoma-bashing! Signed, pasty-faced Tacoma-loving geek. in reply to seattleweekly #
  • Visiting the Puget Sound region? Skip Seattle & hit the awesome museums in Tacoma (art, history, glass, cars etc.) then go to The Mountain. #
  • Seattle isn't nearly as cool as it thinks it is. It's repressed, segregated, cold/snobby, flaccid and envies Tacoma's big cock. #
  • Vote to make this nominee the BEST Blues Club. Jazzbones Tacoma: http://t.co/BusDVrTF #
  • I <3 @JAZZBONESTACOMA ! #
  • Sitting on the couch heckling @deliats while she exercises. I'm such a ray of sunshine! http://t.co/p5T1yJqA #
  • TU @mitchsunderland for your determination & pics: I’m a Homo but I Loved Having Sex with This Robotic Pussy http://t.co/2DUlfEjz #
  • Even if you like Bon Iver, this is funny: Dear Bon Iver, Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out http://t.co/dzb1VoxC via @VICECANADA #
  • Me, naked, picking blackberries: http://t.co/KM99plvU #
  • 86% done with Dies the Fire, by S.M. Stirling: I should have listened to the hesitation in my sister's voice when s… http://t.co/fr1TjTq7 #
  • @CeeStick you read it? What did you think? in reply to CeeStick #
  • After seven months I finally finished this book: http://t.co/JRj70fyB #
  • Oh fuck I'm going to feel shitty about that video I just masturbated to. Twice. Fortunately it was only a few minutes so easier to repress. #
  • Want to hear me awkwardly chat with you for almost half an hour via webcam? I just posted a new vlog for members: http://t.co/SVjXL4ff #
  • Thanks for this hilarious & horrible story, @mitchsunderland : http://t.co/co3khg5o I was LOLing reading it on my phone waiting for sushi. #
  • Thank you, @minasmusings – the adoration is mutual. Thinking of you more than you know. {{{{hugs}}}}} in reply to minasmusings #
  • Unfollowing @MadamScarlett because she tweets the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Tweet something new & put those links on your site. #
  • Sweet dreams, @VivianDaSilva – I hate having tormenting vivid scary emotional dreams. I've had good luck with Ambien plus rhodiola. in reply to VivianDaSilva #
  • Aw, cool – @wamixxradiofan – She seems cool, it's just really aggravating to see the SAME TWO LINKS repeated 24 times a week in my timeline. in reply to wamixxradiofan #
  • Rhodiola rosea is a cool plant that's an adaptogen you can get OTC all over now, @VivianDaSilva : http://t.co/O4IV8XFA – it's awesome! in reply to VivianDaSilva #
  • What I want/should/need to look at more than a computer monitor, absorb more than the internet or tv: http://t.co/IRIENpf1 #
  • Ugh. Already with the people in town. Dudes do not fucking get it. Or they do, and like ruining shit on purpose. #
  • So weird to be looking at pics on facebook of the first person to give me a rimjob like . . . 15 years ago. Also 1st/only Am. Indian. #
  • The sex was drunken & pretty bad, I had nothing in common w/him that I knew of, but I felt an intense psychic connection to him . . . #
  • (for lack of a better way to describe it). I also distinctly remember him saying, "I want to taste your shit". Good times, good times. #
  • I also lost a pair of shoes that night. And pretty much officially wrecked my marriage on purpose on drunken accident. You know how it is. #

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  • Deadheading pansies after watering plants: http://t.co/yW4Cn7bU #
  • You want to know how bored I am with mainstream articles exploring WHY MEN* ARE OBSESSED w/BOOBS? So fucking bored of it. Gag me w/boredom. #
  • I've had prominent breasts for 25+ yrs. Men aren't nearly as *OBSESSED* w/them across the board as we're told, & not much more than women. #
  • "Ooooh it has to do with hormones & your mommy!" No shit. What doesn't? Dear science: stop "researching" what makes dudes' dicks hard & … #
  • … try telling me why everyone gets SO MAD when we make dudes' dicks hard, especially for money? Oh yeah, not a mystery either. #
  • Gaahhh color me cranky & make me stop looking at the intinert. "People were created to be loved, things to be used" blah blah stupid blah. #
  • Awesome, @AaliyahLove69 – congratulations and thanks for explaining to people the WORK that goes into collaborating with photogs, etc. in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • What a relief! I just had two gigantic-feeling orgasms WITHOUT crying . . . phew! #
  • Heyyyyy! My free nudie pics for today are samples from my members-only area: http://t.co/RGr5VRh3 Yummy feet, breasts & slit! #
  • Now I'm going to see if @DeliaTS is ready to snap some candid nudie pics with my phone for me to post tomorrow . . . #
  • That's exactly the kind of stuff I wish paternalistic anti-sex work & anti-porn people would use to put it in perspective, @christianxxx1 . in reply to christianxxx1 #
  • re: NFL, here's a crazed post I wrote when refs stole the superbowl from the Seahawks: http://t.co/z8lHzUfg So take THAT timely reminder! #
  • I'd love to devote years of my life comparing the sports industry to the sex industry and learning more/talking more about class & gender. #
  • So fearful & awkward with the phone. Hate leaving message to make hair appt. It's torture; I feel so fucking stupid and weird. #
  • Totally scared to touch phone # in text message, afraid it will call the person instead of adding to my contacts. Why so hard smartphone?!? #
  • Didn't get nudie pic taken because @DeliaTS is live on cam entertaining YOU! http://t.co/HEzlZjSQ Check out her 5 star viewers' comments! #
  • No, @C_BearE – holding off on anything w/ any extras until I get taxes done & make room for 10 days by myself to work on a special project. in reply to C_BearE #
  • Also: I have to process & post the content I've shot w/ boyfriends & stunt cocks & figure some stuff out before I make any more dates. #
  • Also: need bigger time & money budget to do sluttier porn w/others even slightest bit of justice, both personally & professionally. #
  • LEARNED: I actually do want time to connect with people & enjoy them privately before pushing ourselves on camera together. #
  • But! I'm really excited when you folks are as excited as I am to have more sex with more people! #
  • Ohhhh mannnnnn again I need to be reminded that I'm not even CLOSE to knowing everything? That I should know about just myself even?? #
  • Whoah, did you actually cut it @AmberLily ? I love that cut & style on you – still saucy and wicked while being disarmingly pixie-ish. in reply to AmberLily #
  • OMG who AM I?!? I feel so pretty-sad it's giving me shivers up & down my back, like the moment in a movie when they finally kiss AS HE DIES. #
  • Wouldn't you just barf if started tweeting about falling in romantic love with peoples? Because I would. I would BARF. I'm going to BARF. #
  • Reminder to self: pretend you're joking. Channel the guy you lost your virginity to who said he only had sex w/u because your mom paid him. #
  • When did The Awesome People get More Awesomer Looking Twitter profiles/layouts? Just noticed on @fireland. #
  • I wish @DeliaTS would come out here and get me and enfold me in her arms, entreating me to suckle at her gummy teat & later sup on brownies. #

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  • We (@deliats & i) just fucked. Because fucking is AWESOME! #
  • And then, because we are lucky, we listened to a voicemail from @amberlily – do you know how sexy her voice is? Well . . . IT IS! #
  • If you work for yourself and aren't taking real whole days off, you're totally doing it wrong. Trust me, it HELPS, not hurts. I get it now. #
  • I mean, I *kind of* get it. Still practicing fully committing to it. But I'm getting there & I *love* the feeling of returning to work. #
  • Want to see camera phone pics from this morning's fuck session? They're here for my nudie pic(s) of the day: http://t.co/ItzE3yAv #
  • Because you like something a lot for long time, does that automatically mean it has influenced your work? Maybe always yes but to a degree? #
  • Is it a bad idea to put a bunch of songs that make you want to cry sweet aqua net electric blue 80s mascara on a masturbation playlist? #
  • For ex: The Radio Dept. "All About Our Love". And well I can't help it but Metallica's The Call of Ktulu. In my town 1990 was still the 80s. #
  • Guess I set myself up for that? So fucking weird: had a super-intense orgasm and burst into tears!! I know other people do that but NOT ME. #
  • Ummm, the crying isn't passing. I'm canceling members-only chat tonight. Need to step away from screens & just have @DeliaTS all to myself. #
  • I don't feel depressed, I just feel exquisitely emotional. #
  • Being a Pisces is emotionally exhausting. NOT THAT I BELIEVE ANY OF THAT STUFF. #

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  • Just back from hour long walk & jog. In some sunny spots it smelled like warm beeswax. Cows mooed. A horse whinnied. Sweet road apple feet. #
  • Amaranth: http://t.co/X9VCmJO9 #
  • Nothing says "a beautiful fall day" like the smell of warm horse shit in fallen leaves and candles combined, @celery66 . in reply to celery66 #
  • I think so too, @Ishfery ! I tried to grow some from seed last year but I think the spot was too shady and/or it got crowded out. in reply to Ishfery #
  • Feeling overstimulated after lots of sex talk with the spa girls & renewed talk of setting up a meeting with a local goddess/artist. #
  • Have you seen my NOODLE pic of the day? http://t.co/Mhb0QEOB #
  • There's this thing I want to go to, but I'd have to make up an elaborate lie about what I do for work. I just don't have the energy for it. #
  • I'm strongly opposed to mandatory condom laws but also not keen on porn insiders painting rosier safety pic than is true @melissagira @stoya in reply to melissagira #
  • @ElleRafter function's whole purpose is to talk about work, so not peripheral enough to function AND for me to not feel shitty about self. in reply to ElleRafter #

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  • Loving the blasphemous sex toon via @TheOnion – No One Murdered Because Of This Image http://t.co/HsZLZEqw #
  • Still tired & coughing up phlegm after a week of this cold. Feel like using it as an excuse to stay in bed all day reading books. #
  • .@DeliaTS is always keen to remind me there's a difference between DIRT and SOIL. #
  • Anyhoo, my 1-night resistance to Fall is gone and I'm loving it now. So magical, thinking of all the crappy TV to watch in the months ahead. #
  • Listening to Slayer, editing nearly PG-rated (except for the spread pussy shots) gal-next-door pics of me. #
  • Time for a break before deciding which of these pictures to delete/not include in the gallery. #
  • Just woke up from nap. Set alarm so I wouldn't sleep more than 90 minutes. Brain ignored alarm. http://t.co/Kk68NqnF #
  • You can just make out spycams next to skylight in my loft: http://t.co/Vb0JvsOn #
  • Aaaaand . . . its my nudie pic(s) of the day! http://t.co/ZQm2N74i #
  • Weejus, my pussy wants to be beaten by a big pink ham-in-a-sock. Instead I'll comfort myself with chocolate covered almonds. In my mouth. šŸ™ #
  • Guess what color panties I'm wearing (sometimes) in the "Welcome Home" gallery I just posted for members! http://t.co/V1j9Hb6v #
  • Thank you, @rocknrollcola ! in reply to rocknrollcola #
  • Thanks for letting me beta test your new version of already-awesome Swift To-Do List, @Dextronet ! http://t.co/Wh2BonvE #
  • OMG my partner @DeliaTS is gorgeously cute! And *YOU* can spend time with her live right now while I can't! http://t.co/kHGoefxX #
  • Ooooh, @AmberLily – that sounds INTERESTING! šŸ™‚ You are such a hard worker. Hope you are taking time for yourself. {{hugs}} in reply to AmberLily #
  • Nope, @DARKSELF1 ! I do wish I had more pairs of red panties, though. in reply to DARKSELF1 #
  • There's nothing better in the world than getting to be the one in bed with @deliats making her laugh & smile. For our whole lives. šŸ™‚ #

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  • We're meal-planning for the week. @Deliats has the eggs boiled: http://t.co/b8KJKa9i #
  • My nudie pic(s) of the day are up (along w/doing them a slightly different way): http://t.co/NrYYI2Ig #
  • So basically now my daily nudie pic will be posted every day at 13:13, but shot the day before. #
  • My butthole is itchy and I need a nap. I need a day that doesn't feel like razorblades taking the elevator down my anus. #
  • Poor @Deliats is so weary of being roped into shooting informative hemorrhoidal porn that I'll probably never capitalize on. #
  • I can feel this suppository melting in my ass but I know she'll be totes irritated if I call her back to film me farting it out. #
  • It would just look so cool to see it dripping out in HD. Did you know they put shark liver oil in that stuff? ANAL SHARK CREAMPIE! #
  • Interesting. So far none of it has leaked out. I wonder if it will all be absorbed? #
  • LOL @Kaibutsu – did it return any relevant and/or interesting results? in reply to Kaibutsu #

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  • I don't have a Trixie account there yet, @Deeva_in_need – I made a go-between kind of personal-but-FOR-Trixie, semi under-the-radar profile. in reply to Deeva_in_need #
  • So scratch all (or at least half) of my grumbling about Fall settling in. Woke up feeling much better stepping outside into Autumn. #
  • Editing a cozy, homey set of pictures for members; hope to get it all done today . . . we'll see. #
  • Thanks for the info, @maymaym – btw, I recollect privacy (MINE & thousands more porn performers) being something you yourself dissed tho. in reply to maymaym #
  • My blood boils just THINKING about that again, @maymaym – you dismissed & disregarded people who told you not to further publicize the site. in reply to maymaym #
  • FU people who want to look all smarty-pants & defend your Great Albino Rape Prince Assange, throwing people like me under the bus to do it. #
  • I read your/that excuse before, @maymaym – it's even lamer, more nonsensical & ethically reprehensible now than it was then. #
  • Want to get our "2 Bois & 1 Girl" strap-on video without a membership? Check out our clip store http://t.co/5BFGKl9g to buy vids only. #
  • Note: if you like me better girly, we have a strap-on video coming soon where I'm en femme: both @DeliaTS & I in stockings . . . and in HD! #
  • Want to exercise outside but not with weekenders roaming around. So I'm going to JUMP ROPE in the backyard! Should tire me out really fast. #
  • I miss @AdorableAudrey and hope she's doing good. Anybody seen her around? #
  • SO TRUE: "…preserving knowledge is actually more important than acquiring new knowledge" http://t.co/UYJmdKOQ via @Dextronet #
  • I hope we evolve to recognize that we can have LOTS of real names: Facebook: snitchgate! http://t.co/VPL38CMf via @wordpressdotcom #
  • The names I've given myself ARE real. REALly important to me, really true, and/or importantly imaginary. #
  • This is beyond ridiculous. Worse than usual even. Bob is the ultimate tv whore. (The Biggest Lose… http://t.co/8VY88bgt #biggestloser #
  • My nudie pic(s) for the first day of fall feature sexy (yes, the ladies wear gloves on the website) apples: http://t.co/JHymQzXI #
  • Hint of tomorrow's nudie pic post of the day: http://t.co/TOq9OMIw #
  • Miss seeing my GF on cam while we were gone? She's live now – see & hear her FREE until someone takes her private: http://t.co/HEzlZjSQ #

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  • Not sure if what I'm chewing for breakfast is a chunk of apple, a piece of luna bar, or a thick gob of ochre phlegm. Guessing a combo. #
  • If I told you about this OCD bitch's long inconsiderate crazy-ass ritual at the condiment station on the ferry, you'd think I made it up. #
  • Happy to be home!! Just unlocked the house(s), checked the spycams, and fired up the other machines. Time to do the bills . . . #
  • One of my fave things about coming home is drinking water out of our own tap in glasses we washed ourselves. Well, that @DeliaTS washed. #
  • No "hard" plans made with Alex thus far, @C_BearE – this weekend for me will be trying to stamp out the cold I've had all week. šŸ™‚ in reply to C_BearE #
  • Whenever someone I went to (a very small) high school with dies, it stops me cold & makes me sad. Even when I didn't like/know them. #
  • Ugh, mortality. You're such a freaky downer sometimes! #
  • Pics of me sick in bed yesterday: http://t.co/OK1wS6MN #
  • Pics of me naked in the cottage bed today: http://t.co/VZdb3RUs #
  • A retroactive nudie pic I couldn't post at the time because of limited connectivity: http://t.co/lPWy9Orp #
  • Damned auto-correct! DEFINITELY should've been "hooping", @greenguy89 . in reply to greenguy89 #
  • I think it's official: fall is no longer my favorite season. #SAD Longer I'm in the rainshadow & older I get, less willing to part w/sun. #
  • I'm going to have to be careful about how/when I use/visit FetLife. The overall flavor is TRIGGER TRIGGER PUKE TRIGGER DONKEY PUNCH. #
  • Maybe not overall flavor, but the first glance. I don't know. Conflicted, compromised, promising . . . definitely use at own risk w/caution. #
  • Anyway . . . could more dudes please be fucking switchier? And more flexible w/their sexual prefs? And women not such stereotypes? #
  • And I know I'm guilty of trigger trigger puke triggering people a lot, too, so I guess it's a good reminder to be more sensitive & cautious. #

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  • Feeling miserable & sorry for myself. Have had a cold for duration of trip. In my chest now. Ears plugged up. Sigh. #
  • Can't decide if I like this adorable cottage or if its really a nightmarish hellhole. Leaning towards hellhole. http://t.co/R0VVeV1X #

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